Lacey
04-08-2005, 09:23 AM
Mowgli here! I just wanted to let all my PT Aunties know that life is RUFF around here! There's a THING in Meowmie's room, and Meowmie won't throw it out! Meowmie even let it OUT of her room the other day, and y'know what?
IT TRIED TA EAT ME!
*sniffle* I only lost a little bit of fur, and both me and the THING stunk cause Meowmie hosed us both down wif vin'gar water. But what if it eats me next time!?
Meowmie smarted up an ickle bit after that. Now she puts the THING in jail when it comes out of her room. But she's moved jail to the living room and she puts my dinner in front of jail! I'm not dumb, though! I waits 'em out, and when Meowmie puts the thing back in the bedroom, then I pig out!
I may not hafta see the thing much, cause Meowmie keeps it in her room while she's gone, but I know it's there!
And speakin' of Meowmie bein' gone, I don't like that she's gone all day long! I wants her ta stay home and play wif me! An' I try my hardest to let her know dat! Whenever she goes, I give her big cutesy sad eyes, like dat kitty in da ogre movie! An' the other day, I saw she was leavin' and I lay down in front of the door to keep her from openin' it. That woulda worked, but she tricked me wif one of my mousies! Don't she wanna stay home and cuddle me?
Oh, PT Aunties, everything is just so ruff right now! :(
IT TRIED TA EAT ME!
*sniffle* I only lost a little bit of fur, and both me and the THING stunk cause Meowmie hosed us both down wif vin'gar water. But what if it eats me next time!?
Meowmie smarted up an ickle bit after that. Now she puts the THING in jail when it comes out of her room. But she's moved jail to the living room and she puts my dinner in front of jail! I'm not dumb, though! I waits 'em out, and when Meowmie puts the thing back in the bedroom, then I pig out!
I may not hafta see the thing much, cause Meowmie keeps it in her room while she's gone, but I know it's there!
And speakin' of Meowmie bein' gone, I don't like that she's gone all day long! I wants her ta stay home and play wif me! An' I try my hardest to let her know dat! Whenever she goes, I give her big cutesy sad eyes, like dat kitty in da ogre movie! An' the other day, I saw she was leavin' and I lay down in front of the door to keep her from openin' it. That woulda worked, but she tricked me wif one of my mousies! Don't she wanna stay home and cuddle me?
Oh, PT Aunties, everything is just so ruff right now! :(