View Full Version : Funeral Home humor....

04-05-2005, 08:11 PM
A guy finishes reading a book titled "The Man of the House". Feeling macho, he approaches his wife and says, "I am the man of the house and what I say is LAW!!!"

"I want you to prepare my dinner every single night and served at precisely 7 pm. I want you to make me homemade deserts, a different one every night. After dinner, I expect you to draw me a nice hot bath. In the morning, I expect to be dressed properly. Do you know WHO will be responsible for dressing me???"

The wife replies, "Yeah, the funeral director!"

04-05-2005, 10:13 PM

04-05-2005, 10:29 PM
Ya got that right!!!!

Good one Donna.:D

04-05-2005, 10:34 PM
LOL I love it. :p :p

04-05-2005, 10:36 PM
LOL! Funny, thanks for sharing! We can always use some humor!:D