Soapets
03-18-2005, 07:58 PM
I got this in an e-mail message today---thought it would fit in here OK!
Sometimes dogs are smarter than people...
A man is sitting in an airplane which is about to take off
> >when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2
> >empty seats beside him.
> >
> >The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is
> >looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains
> >that they work for the airline.
> >
> >The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing
> >dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne
> >when I put him to work."
> >
> >The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to
> >the first man,"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer,
> >search."
> >
> >Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to
> >a woman for a few seconds. He then returns to his seat and
> >puts one paw on the handler's arm.
> >
> >He says, "Good boy."
> >
> >The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That
> >woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note
> >of this and her seat number for the police who will
> >apprehend her on arrival.
> >
> >"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
> >
> >Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
> >sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
> >returns to his seat, and places two paws on the handler's
> >arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine,
> >so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
> >
> >"I like it!" says the first man.
> >
> >A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
> >Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits
> >down next to someone.
> >
> >He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and
> >poops all over the aisle and the seat.
> >
> >The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
> >supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the
> >hell is going on with this stupid dog?
> >
> >The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb.."
Sometimes dogs are smarter than people...
A man is sitting in an airplane which is about to take off
> >when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2
> >empty seats beside him.
> >
> >The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is
> >looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains
> >that they work for the airline.
> >
> >The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing
> >dog, the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne
> >when I put him to work."
> >
> >The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to
> >the first man,"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer,
> >search."
> >
> >Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to
> >a woman for a few seconds. He then returns to his seat and
> >puts one paw on the handler's arm.
> >
> >He says, "Good boy."
> >
> >The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That
> >woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note
> >of this and her seat number for the police who will
> >apprehend her on arrival.
> >
> >"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
> >
> >Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
> >sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
> >returns to his seat, and places two paws on the handler's
> >arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine,
> >so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
> >
> >"I like it!" says the first man.
> >
> >A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
> >Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits
> >down next to someone.
> >
> >He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and
> >poops all over the aisle and the seat.
> >
> >The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
> >supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the
> >hell is going on with this stupid dog?
> >
> >The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb.."