Maresche
11-04-2004, 09:43 AM
When I get down, my hubby writes these cute skits to be acted out by our kitties. I was rather down yesterday so he wrote one that I thought was so cute I had to share.
A bit of background. Misao is our Momma cat. She looks after everyone and everything. We joke that she even tells the spiders where they can spin their webs without being in danger (think along the lines of Jennyanydots/the Gumby Cat in Cats).
Terra is our highly active acts who plays viciously with any manner of insects that make it into the house.
So without further ado: (BTW, if you like this I have many more I could share)
*a large group of spiders makes its way towards Misao, who is sleeping on the edge of the guest room bed*
Spider #1: Everybody ready?
Spider group: YEAH!
Spider #1: Let's do this!
*the group stops a bit away from Misao as Spider #1 approached her*
Spider #1: Miss Misao, may I have a word with you?
Misao: Hmm...? Oh, hello everybody. What's on your mind?
Spider #1: We're here to let you know that we've come to a decision. We're going to unionize!
Misao: Huh?
Spider #1: We're tired of being forced to just do whatever you tell us to do! We want regular breaks, benefits, and equal treatment, or we strike!
Misao: Well, as noble a sentiment as that is there's just one problem.
Spider #1: Oh? And what would that be?
Misao: This isn't a Democracy. This is a "Do-What-I-Tell-You-Or-You-Become-Terra's-New-Toys"-ocracy.
Spider #1: Oh. I...I understand. We'll...uh...just be going now. Okay? Okay.
*the group of spiders quickly disperses as they run for cover*
Misao (chuckling): And who says women aren't born leaders?
A bit of background. Misao is our Momma cat. She looks after everyone and everything. We joke that she even tells the spiders where they can spin their webs without being in danger (think along the lines of Jennyanydots/the Gumby Cat in Cats).
Terra is our highly active acts who plays viciously with any manner of insects that make it into the house.
So without further ado: (BTW, if you like this I have many more I could share)
*a large group of spiders makes its way towards Misao, who is sleeping on the edge of the guest room bed*
Spider #1: Everybody ready?
Spider group: YEAH!
Spider #1: Let's do this!
*the group stops a bit away from Misao as Spider #1 approached her*
Spider #1: Miss Misao, may I have a word with you?
Misao: Hmm...? Oh, hello everybody. What's on your mind?
Spider #1: We're here to let you know that we've come to a decision. We're going to unionize!
Misao: Huh?
Spider #1: We're tired of being forced to just do whatever you tell us to do! We want regular breaks, benefits, and equal treatment, or we strike!
Misao: Well, as noble a sentiment as that is there's just one problem.
Spider #1: Oh? And what would that be?
Misao: This isn't a Democracy. This is a "Do-What-I-Tell-You-Or-You-Become-Terra's-New-Toys"-ocracy.
Spider #1: Oh. I...I understand. We'll...uh...just be going now. Okay? Okay.
*the group of spiders quickly disperses as they run for cover*
Misao (chuckling): And who says women aren't born leaders?