RICHARD
10-25-2004, 02:46 PM
Since it's almost Halloween.
I was asleep when I heard scritch, scritch, scritch....scrape scrape
pah thump......crash....from the next room...
My heart began to beat faster...I opened my eyes and didn't see a thing...I felt the temperature in the room drop a few degrees-
Then the ungodly noise started over again...I thought about
the people who had lived in my house....people who were no longer on the planet. Could they have come back to pay an earthly visit??
CRASH.....
The noise grew louder..It sounded like a hound from hell-pacing itself around the room..scritch scritch.......scrape.....
I could feel that presence with me, around my bed, under my bed.......on the other side of the room......IT WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ME...
I held my breath.....The sounds grew closer and closer to the edge of my mattress......
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...
A catnip crazed cat jumped up into bed with me......
I screamed and screamed.....The ghostly white cat jumped off the bed to go back to his cardboard catnip scratcher box......
I covered my head with the blankets and tossed and turned until the sun came up.......The noises went on until the early morning hours....
Somewhere in the world is the inventor of the cardboard catnip scratcher is laughing maniacally....He'll wear us down by letting the cats keep us awake all night-then he'll hatch his plans for world domination....
DO NOT PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT FOR YOUR CATS........
You'll be 'haunted' if you do!!!
;):rolleyes: :eek:
I was asleep when I heard scritch, scritch, scritch....scrape scrape
pah thump......crash....from the next room...
My heart began to beat faster...I opened my eyes and didn't see a thing...I felt the temperature in the room drop a few degrees-
Then the ungodly noise started over again...I thought about
the people who had lived in my house....people who were no longer on the planet. Could they have come back to pay an earthly visit??
CRASH.....
The noise grew louder..It sounded like a hound from hell-pacing itself around the room..scritch scritch.......scrape.....
I could feel that presence with me, around my bed, under my bed.......on the other side of the room......IT WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ME...
I held my breath.....The sounds grew closer and closer to the edge of my mattress......
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...
A catnip crazed cat jumped up into bed with me......
I screamed and screamed.....The ghostly white cat jumped off the bed to go back to his cardboard catnip scratcher box......
I covered my head with the blankets and tossed and turned until the sun came up.......The noises went on until the early morning hours....
Somewhere in the world is the inventor of the cardboard catnip scratcher is laughing maniacally....He'll wear us down by letting the cats keep us awake all night-then he'll hatch his plans for world domination....
DO NOT PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT FOR YOUR CATS........
You'll be 'haunted' if you do!!!
;):rolleyes: :eek: