DJFyrewolf36
08-26-2004, 09:46 AM
Beep beep beep
"Hey meowwwwwwmmmeeee......."
beep beep SLAP
"Meeeooowmeeee..."
Mumbles "Good morning Remus"
Purr purr "Oh goody, you're up lets play!"
My clothes suddenly become a kitty playhouse. "Doesn't your work shirt look lovely with all this cat hair and all these wrinkles in it? I think its an impurrovement!"
Hooray, I now have more cat hair in my shirt than is currently on the cat. Good boy Remus, good boy.
"Ohh you're off to the bathroom now, can I have a drinky from the sink please please please????"
Big yellow eyes stare at me from on top of the toilet, where he has a FULL water dish (Didn't I just fill that thing a few seconds ago?)
"Ok...here" I get ready while trying to manuver around a cat in the sink.
Out of the bathroom and then....
FOOT ATTACK! "Yowch ow ow hey! No claws!"
"sowwwie meowme...hey is it breakfast time yet?"
Feed the kitty and get ready to go out the door. Seconds before I leave I hear kitty pawsies coming down the hall.
"Don't forget to pet me on the way out! I love morning head scritches!"
"I love ya Remus bum!" Scritch scritch scritch
As I walk out I swear its like he is waving goodbye "Bye meowme, I'll be sure to harrass everyone! See you at luch time!"
I love that darn kitty of mine!
~End
"Hey meowwwwwwmmmeeee......."
beep beep SLAP
"Meeeooowmeeee..."
Mumbles "Good morning Remus"
Purr purr "Oh goody, you're up lets play!"
My clothes suddenly become a kitty playhouse. "Doesn't your work shirt look lovely with all this cat hair and all these wrinkles in it? I think its an impurrovement!"
Hooray, I now have more cat hair in my shirt than is currently on the cat. Good boy Remus, good boy.
"Ohh you're off to the bathroom now, can I have a drinky from the sink please please please????"
Big yellow eyes stare at me from on top of the toilet, where he has a FULL water dish (Didn't I just fill that thing a few seconds ago?)
"Ok...here" I get ready while trying to manuver around a cat in the sink.
Out of the bathroom and then....
FOOT ATTACK! "Yowch ow ow hey! No claws!"
"sowwwie meowme...hey is it breakfast time yet?"
Feed the kitty and get ready to go out the door. Seconds before I leave I hear kitty pawsies coming down the hall.
"Don't forget to pet me on the way out! I love morning head scritches!"
"I love ya Remus bum!" Scritch scritch scritch
As I walk out I swear its like he is waving goodbye "Bye meowme, I'll be sure to harrass everyone! See you at luch time!"
I love that darn kitty of mine!
~End