K9soul
07-27-2004, 07:58 PM
My best buddy from college is often sending me jokes or funny links to things. I got this earlier and just can't resist sharing. I'm putting it in the Dog House though because I'm sure it's possible that it may offend, but I hope people just take it in the humorous way it was meant. :p. Anyway here it is:
"I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start the spring time we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace."
"I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me...and as we start the spring time we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace."