RICHARD
05-26-2004, 12:43 PM
Woman auctions off voodoo doll of husband
A German woman is auctioning off a voodoo doll of her husband on eBay after he made fun of her driving.
The man, whose online alias is 'Careless Farmer', made fun of his wife while trying to auction off a car he claims she wrecked.
Describing the Audi 100, he listed every scratch, dent and bump and blamed them all on his wife, reports the Berliner Kurier.
"I had to become an eyewitness to the fact that it is actually possible to drive backwards without looking," he writes. "My wife did it."
The man, from Kassel, also speculated that his wife may have lost a few brain cells giving birth.
But his wife didn't wait long before launching a counter-attack. She is now offering a voodoo doll of the Careless Farmer for auction.
And the couple has been showered with e-mails defending women who drive and suggesting they get divorced.
So far, bidding for the voodoo doll is going well, with offers as high up as £78. Bidding for the battered car has reached £342.
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I was with the story until the "brain cells giving birth" comment...
Everyone knows you give birth from the other end....
:eek:
A German woman is auctioning off a voodoo doll of her husband on eBay after he made fun of her driving.
The man, whose online alias is 'Careless Farmer', made fun of his wife while trying to auction off a car he claims she wrecked.
Describing the Audi 100, he listed every scratch, dent and bump and blamed them all on his wife, reports the Berliner Kurier.
"I had to become an eyewitness to the fact that it is actually possible to drive backwards without looking," he writes. "My wife did it."
The man, from Kassel, also speculated that his wife may have lost a few brain cells giving birth.
But his wife didn't wait long before launching a counter-attack. She is now offering a voodoo doll of the Careless Farmer for auction.
And the couple has been showered with e-mails defending women who drive and suggesting they get divorced.
So far, bidding for the voodoo doll is going well, with offers as high up as £78. Bidding for the battered car has reached £342.
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I was with the story until the "brain cells giving birth" comment...
Everyone knows you give birth from the other end....
:eek: