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RICHARD
05-18-2004, 02:30 PM
Well,
It's about NO kids.....
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Childless couple told to try sex
A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.
The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.
Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.
A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".
"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."
The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education
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I have a punchline for this story...PM me ;)
lbaker
05-18-2004, 02:36 PM
I can think of about a dozen punchlines off the top but I'll bite... just pm'ed you ;)
lbaker
05-18-2004, 02:58 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
slick
05-18-2004, 02:58 PM
LOL and I thought I was a late-bloomer.
Would love to hear punchlines from both of you. PM me if you like.
Edit: ROFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D :D
Logan
05-18-2004, 02:58 PM
Ha Ha!!!! Do they need lessons? :eek:
catnapper
05-18-2004, 04:26 PM
Sitting here in stunned silence! How on earth can someone be so clueless?!? :eek:
Please PM too :D :D
popcornbird
05-18-2004, 04:29 PM
Did they think simply signing a marriage contract brings children? :eek: LOL!!! That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time! Jeez........even animals know what to do. :o
RICHARD
05-18-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by popcornbird
Did they think simply signing a marriage contract brings children?
Don't be silly, It's the stork that drops them in the chimney.
My Peanuts
05-18-2004, 04:58 PM
OMG!!! Is this for real?!?! LOL, too funny!:D
Lady's Human
05-18-2004, 05:07 PM
Heard this on the radio this am and couldn't believe it........maybe Darwin IS working?
G.P.girl
05-18-2004, 07:08 PM
TEEHEE! that's what comes of banning sexEd in schools. i would liek to hearyour punch line, lol i always get a kick out of them
trayi52
05-18-2004, 08:30 PM
He just needs to call his mother! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
guster girl
05-18-2004, 08:50 PM
I wonder if this new revelation will have a good or a bad impact on their relationship. I can't even imagine!
CathyBogart
05-18-2004, 09:15 PM
*snicker*
Cincy'sMom
05-18-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by catnapper
Sitting here in stunned silence! How on earth can someone be so clueless?!? :eek:
Please PM too :D :D
Same reaction here!!!
And I'd love to hear the punch lines :D
Twisterdog
05-18-2004, 10:00 PM
maybe Darwin IS working?
No kidding. Do we really want people this stupid passing on their genetic code? I think not.
Plus ... ok, even if NO one ever tells you about sex ... it's a natural thing, especially for two people of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. Come on ... if these people had a normal, happy marriage, no one would have to TELL them anything. :rolleyes:
ROFL! :D :D
That is hilarious!
(I would like to hear the punchlines, too. ;))
sirrahbed
05-18-2004, 10:42 PM
I bit Richard's bait and PM'd for the punch line and all I can say is...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
G.P.girl
05-18-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by guster girl
I wonder if this new revelation will have a good or a bad impact on their relationship. I can't even imagine!
*snort*
CathyBogart
05-18-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Twisterdog
Plus ... ok, even if NO one ever tells you about sex ... it's a natural thing, especially for two people of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. Come on ... if these people had a normal, happy marriage, no one would have to TELL them anything. :rolleyes:
Actually, no...Remember the gorillas?
As I recall, there were a pair of gorillas in a zoo a few years ago who were of prime breding age, and seemed very interested in one another, but nothing was happening between them. Eventually, someone had the idea to make a gorilla "porn" which showed two gorillas mating and showed it to the pair. They got the idea immediately and were right at it!
Sex is a learned behavior. :)
Corinna
05-18-2004, 11:10 PM
Ok Richard I too take the bait send me the line. Ps I need to talk to you any way. Its a sour coneversation.
NoahsMommy
05-19-2004, 01:36 AM
SHUT UP!!!!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
That is just too funny!!!
Vio&Juni
05-19-2004, 08:54 AM
I am laughing like stupid here :)
Actually, it's pretty sad how brain-washed these people are! Religious, you say?...
G.P.girl
05-19-2004, 08:56 AM
ok, if these people are 30-36, haven't they seen a rated R movie? haven't they seen play boy on the magazine stands?
catcrazylady
05-19-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by G.P.girl
ok, if these people are 30-36, haven't they seen a rated R movie? haven't they seen play boy on the magazine stands?
Haven't they ever seen regular TV??!! Freakin unbelievable!!
I bet ya they're divorced in six months!!!
She probably was wondering why nothing happened after she sat on the eggs from the supermarket for so long.:eek: :D :D
DJFyrewolf36
05-19-2004, 10:25 AM
Its a sad world when religion is now telling you that sex AFTER marrage is bad too...
Gosh, I must be evil! LOL
Hey Richard...Im waiting for the punchline...
(Ugh, my brain is in the gutter now)
DJFyrewolf36
05-19-2004, 05:34 PM
LMGDAO
Can I get college credit for this? If so...Id have a Harvard degree by now...
:D :D :D
GoldenRetrLuver
05-23-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by catcrazylady
Haven't they ever seen regular TV??!! Freakin unbelievable!!
NO KIDDING!
Bahaha! How clueless can you get?!
Maybe they thought the stork was heavy on deliveries? :rolleyes:
smokey the elder
05-24-2004, 04:42 PM
Whatintheheck ROCK were they hiding under!??
ziron
05-26-2004, 07:27 AM
LMAO hahaha how can 2 ppl that old not know about sex. lol they call their parents and say all those things u said to me were a lie
rg_girlca
05-26-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by smokey the elder
Whatintheheck ROCK were they hiding under!??
LOL My thoughts exactly. This is truly unbelievable.
Okay RICHARD, i'm coming for the punch line.:D
lynnestankard
05-27-2004, 12:58 PM
Is it Me?!! :eek: ;) :eek:
Do they live on this planet? I doubt it!!
PM coming over Richard :eek:
Lynne
lynnestankard
05-28-2004, 12:42 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thanks Richard - **wipes tears from eyes**
Lynne
Vio&Juni
05-28-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by lynnestankard
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thanks Richard - **wipes tears from eyes**
Lynne
This is intriguing. I'm coming for the punchline (how could I wait for so long?)
izzysmomma
05-29-2004, 07:17 PM
How does one go about life not knowing these things? The stork isn't coming...face it!:D
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