Cat Needs Good Home...

[QueenScoopalot]

I know you're kindhearted when it comes to cats. maybe you'd be
> interested? My neighbor is looking for a good home for their cat. He
> said it's really lovable and friendly, but his wife said the cat makes
> her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If
> you know of anyone, let me know. The picture is attached.
http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v128/QueenScoopalot/FreeCat.jpg

[sirrahbed]

awww isn't that the sweetest thing you ever saw?? Why YES, I would LOVE to help out...but....um....we live so far away....yes, that's it...and....well, I am pretty sure my cats are getting colds so I couldn't possibly expose this angelic creature to anything nasty now could I?
I am *heartbroken* that I can't take him/her though!! But I am sure that somebody else will help, YES, that's it. So sorry! But awwww...so precious and adoable! Look at those pawsies!! I just don't know what else to say....http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/v170/sirrahbed/vomit-smiley-020.gif

[QueenScoopalot]

Do you think he could be related to Magoo?(sorry Magoo) I really wish you'd consider giving this kitty a home....I'd hate to see a car damaged by him. He looks so... um... sweet.:D

[sirrahbed]

Gee, as much as I would LOVE to help - honestly! YOU are so much better able and experienced to handle these...uh....special kitties. He looks sweet...sort of...but he might be too feral! YES. That it!! He really might require more specialized care than I can give (as much as I am DYING to provide). awwww...so sweet!!! So, Queen Scoopalot, what's one more to scoop after, eh?

[catcrazylady]

I would like to see Sirrahbed huff on that!!!:D :D http://petoftheday.com/talk/images/our_smilies/biggrin.gif

[trayi52]

Jan, you and Debbie really have me squeaking today!! Omg, I am laughing way too much!! Help me guys, I need something for laryngitis!! Home remedies! Anything! I am laughing so hard there are tears running down my cheeks. Omg!!

Willie:D :D

[QueenScoopalot]

LOL me too! Pretty soggy looking huffing though. Apologies to Magoo...we know he's not related...or maybe he is? Debbie..the cat is NOT FERAL! He needs someone kind looking and understanding like you. We can find transportation quickly. :D I really can't take on another right now. I'm worried that kittens may start vanishing around the house, and we couldn't have that now could we?? :eek:

[trayi52]

You too Lisa!!! My god, I think Mario is in love! Help, he is lovesick!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by catcrazylady
I would like to see Sirrahbed huff on that!!!:D :D
:p I only huff bellies! hhmpf!

[QueenScoopalot]

Originally posted by trayi52
You too Lisa!!! My god, I think Mario is in love! Help, he is lovesick!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Get a chastity belt on that monkey Willie before he busts a gonad! Well Debbie, I really wish you'd reconsider this. Ohio is so much closer than Tenn. but if Mario is so in love maybe we can arrange transportation to there instead! The poor cat really needs a home. :D

[sirrahbed]

what can we do for squeakie Willie? We CAN'T nake her laugh! Let's see....chew raw garlic.....drink hot lemon and honey tea....I wish you were down the street and I would run you down some herbal tea..its GREAT! made by Traditional Medicinals, light green and red box, and called Throat Coat with Licorice and Slippery Elm. It tastes like cat pee but feels so GOOD and actually coats the throat. (OK, I never actually tasted cat pee but it tastes the way I imagine cat pee might taste:rolleyes: ) UH-OH! There goes Squeakie again!!

As for the kitty - well, surely somebody will help out. I am not kind at all. I am really very vicious and mean - much too bad for such a delicate kitty as this!:mad: :mad:

[moosmom]

Looks like a guy I used to date. No, wait a minute. I KNEW that picture looked familiar!!! That's my ex mother-in-law!!! Actually, I think that's an insult to the cat. :rolleyes:

[sirrahbed]

Well THAT settles it! Moosmom recognizes this poor creature so I am sure she will come rescue the little darling, right???;)

[QueenScoopalot]

Sounds great Donna! I knew someone would open their heart to this poor creature and Mich. isn't that far from Mass! Maybe we can meet part way...say in Conn.? You'll love him, but he does need neutering still. Big time! :D

[moosmom]

I'd rather chew aluminum foil, thank you very much. :eek:

If I ever told you how my side of the family referred to my mother-in-law, you'd ROFLYAO!! The only thing I WILL say is she and my father-in-law wore black to my wedding. That just about sums up their feelings for me.

[trayi52]

Oh, Donna, if your x mother-in-law was like mine used to be, that the last thing you would want!

But my mother-in-law has got better, after almost 34 years of training, she is the best!

Jan you and Debbie are still working on me, aren't you?!

Willie *squeak* *squeak*

[Tonya]

OMG! I'm going to have nightmares! Let me tell you why...When I was pregnant with Jaden, I had nightmares about giving birth to a half cat half human the whole pregnancy. THAT is exactly what my baby looked like in my nightmares. I've always tried to describe those nightmares, and you finally have it right here in a picture! LMAO.

[QueenScoopalot]

Well Tonya, Thank God your baby is human looking....right??:D I'll bet he's adorable. Donna, curious minds want to know? What's the X-mother-in-law called? ;) Willie, *squeak* squeak* sorry to make you laugh too hard today! Send hubby out for something soothing for those tired wind pipes. :D

[catcrazylady]

OMG!! You guys are killing me!!!! I really needed this laugh but hubby thinks I'm losing it!!!


You'll love him, but he does need neutering still. Big time!
SIDE SPLITTING ROFLMAO!!!!!

Debbie I'm sure that THING has a belly somewhere that could use some huffing!

[QueenScoopalot]

Originally posted by catcrazylady


Debbie I'm sure that THING has a belly somewhere that could use some huffing! I'm sure he'll look just...umm..interestingly handsome once he dries off some! Geesh guys, I got him groomed so someone would adopt him! His belly's almost dry enough to huff. :D I'll be sure his daggers are trimmed before he goes! He is at least litterbox trained....but I haven't seen Peanut around for a while....gotta find her.. :eek:

[sirrahbed]

Gee you guys, I'd really LOVE to help but ....
#1 Emily doesn't like the looks of him
#2 We have a BIG storm coming and I have to shut down (highly traumatic for me as I was really on a roll here - having so much fun!):D
Later!!