Tonya
04-01-2004, 02:12 PM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a
job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all
of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "Wow! You're bull@#$%&%#@$ me!"
The worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a
job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all
of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "Wow! You're bull@#$%&%#@$ me!"
The worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."