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02-22-2004, 09:05 PM
I haven't seen this spin on this familiar joke tho I thought I would post it!! ;) :D
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb.

Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code and repaint the wall where you scuffed it in the dark, before moving on
to the plumbing.

Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler - Make me.

Boxer - Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toy in the dark.

Lab. - Oh, me, me!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please pick

German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led everyone from the dark
room, made sure no one was hurt, checked to make sure I haven't missed any,
and made one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the dark situation.

Jack Russell - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and

Old English Sheep Dog - Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb, I don't see a
lamp. Where am I? Where are you?

Cocker Spaniel - Why change it? If I pee on the carpet in the dark. I
won't get caught till you step in it.

Chihuahua - Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer - I see it, there it is, there it is ...... right there......

Greyhound - It isn't moving..... Who cares?

Australian Shepherd - First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little

Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Parrot - Shhhh! Now that it's dark, its my nap time.

The Cat - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,
the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner and a massage?

All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have

02-22-2004, 09:18 PM

02-23-2004, 08:35 AM
Ha! At last - real proof put into terms most people can relate to or understand!

02-23-2004, 01:50 PM
The Cat - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,
the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner and a massage?
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Sounds like Sunny's personality! LOL!:D

02-23-2004, 04:07 PM
LOL!:D That's cute!

02-23-2004, 08:08 PM
LOL! We have this posted at our work and it's still funny every time I read it.

02-23-2004, 08:26 PM
I liked it.:D

Very true too.:eek::D

02-23-2004, 08:28 PM
How cute! Thanks for posting that, I haven't seen it before! :D

02-23-2004, 09:24 PM

02-23-2004, 09:50 PM
Great Dane: I'll just lean against the lamp 'til it falls down, then when the person comes in to see what the noise was, I'll look innocent. The human'll change the bulb, and I'll lean on him!

St. Bernard: Maybe the new lightbulb is out there in the snow - I'll go check and get back to you - eventually, unless I decide to take a nap and forget the whole thing.

02-24-2004, 09:02 AM
Oh I love that one!!
But my GSD's would say the following:

Sierra - That light bulb is WAY to close to the ceiling fan... I am NOT touching it!!!

Buddy - Good... the lights are off, Rick can't see me and I can't see him!! Leave the lights off!!!

02-24-2004, 02:43 PM
lol so true.:D

02-24-2004, 03:04 PM
Very Funny!

02-24-2004, 04:17 PM
LOL! Those were great!!:D