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RICHARD
02-17-2004, 02:19 PM
Italian police seek huge breasted woman

Italian police are looking for a woman with huge breasts who has gone on the run after failing to pay for £5,000 implants.

The 46-year-old woman, who has been identified only by her initials AM, slipped out of her hospital bed following the surgery and disappeared.

Doctors at the clinic in Rome say that apart from the unpaid bill they are also concerned for her health as she requires close monitoring following the surgery.

Dr Jamal Salhi said: "She told me that she needed the surgery because she worked in a hostess bar and that clients preferred big chested women.

"She went from a size four to a size eight which is the largest you can get in Italy. When she came to my surgery she said: "I want the biggest chest possible."

"'It has since emerged that she gave false information when she arrived at the clinic and apart from running off without paying, as with any surgery she needs to be monitored afterwards."

Dr Salhi then revealed it was not the first time he had been the victim of a fraudster. He said: "This has happened to me several times before, the most recent was last December.

"A man had a penis enlargement and disappeared without paying. We still have to be paid for that operation."

Police spokesman Adriano Lauro said: "We have issued a warrant for the woman's arrest and also one for her husband following the complaint from the clinic."


Story filed: 10:33 Monday 16th February 2004
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Stupid police.....

Her friends are hiding in BRA-zil........

G.P.girl
02-17-2004, 03:44 PM
lol...she'd be kinda hard to miss, huh?

catland
02-17-2004, 03:50 PM
to answer the question - "where would you hide?"

1. Las Vegas
2. a Biker bar
3. a Janet Jackson concert.
;)

tikeyas_mom
02-17-2004, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by catland
to answer the question - "where would you hide?"

1. Las Vegas
2. a Biker bar
3. a Janet Jackson concert.
;)

LMFAO

slick
02-17-2004, 03:54 PM
Where would I hide?????

In a "treasure chest"???? :D :D :D

Arrrr matie!!! Oops, sorry, that was the other week......

Or how about a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest??

CathyBogart
02-17-2004, 04:10 PM
*snicker* That's actually quite comical....They should ask to be paid in advance!

RICHARD
02-17-2004, 04:25 PM
LOL,


No comments on the guy that 'stiffed' the doctor???:rolleyes: :eek: :confused: ;) :D

slick
02-17-2004, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
No comments on the guy that 'stiffed' the doctor???:rolleyes: :eek: :confused: ;) :D
Oh yea, I was so busy thinking about my own anatomy that I totally missed this one.

He'd be pretty "hard" to catch but when they do, into the "penal" colony he goes. (can I say that here :confused: )

cloverfdx
02-17-2004, 10:57 PM
Do they have Coconut trees in Itali ? ;)

micki76
02-17-2004, 11:53 PM
You might even turn on the TV and spot her on the "boob tube". ;)

cloverfdx
02-18-2004, 06:19 AM
Too funny guys :D

dukedogsmom
02-18-2004, 06:44 AM
Too funny! Unfortunately, right now, I wouldn't have to hide :( Maybe I can go to Italy to get it done, too! Since it would be free.

slick
02-18-2004, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by dukedogsmom
Too funny! Unfortunately, right now, I wouldn't have to hide :(
I'll be happy to give you some of mine :D :D

lizbud
02-19-2004, 12:25 PM
Where would you hide?


Why, right next to those mysteriously elusive stockpiles of WMD
that suckered us into combat in Iraq.

RICHARD
02-19-2004, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by lizbud
Where would you hide?


Why, right next to those mysteriously elusive stockpiles of WMD
that suckered us into combat in Iraq.


If the WMDs were disguised as breasts, the guys in the armed forces would have found them by now, trust me.

It's a guy thing.

mahayana
02-20-2004, 05:44 AM
Wow! Thanks, Richard, for keeping us abreast of this situation.!

I've been watching those "36 hours" viagra-substitute commercials, and the disclaimer at the end about seeking medical attention if it lasts too long are really scary...

DJFyrewolf36
02-20-2004, 09:33 AM
I'd hate to be that woman and die of complications due to breast implant surgury...
What would they list as the cause of death, breast failure?

Tonya
02-21-2004, 02:39 PM
LOL, they'll arrest her for possession of stolen property.

mahayana
02-22-2004, 05:30 AM
Since she didn't pay for the surgery, I guess she must have some financial problems. I doubt they would arrest her, if she found a way to pay the bill...

Hmmm...do you suppose she could apply for some kind of Endowment grant?

RICHARD
02-25-2004, 04:44 PM
they still haven't 'busted' this woman yet..:eek:

dukedogsmom
02-25-2004, 09:17 PM
All the puns in here really had me laughing. I'm too tired to think of any right now.