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trayi52
01-16-2004, 07:21 PM
SOME RAMBLINGS of a RETIRED MIND

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is
those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I
can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door
opener.
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I was thinking about old age and decided that it is
when you still have something on the ball but you are
just too tired to bounce it.
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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my
age and call it "Pumping Rust."
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I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease ...
that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
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You know when people see a cat's litter box, they
always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I
wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of an emergency. I think you should
write, "A Good Doctor!"
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? What are we supposed to do . . write to
these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they delivered the mail?
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on
me . . they were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

Karen
01-16-2004, 07:23 PM
Cute - where's that from?

My sister gave my Dad a short for Christmas that says "I'm retired ... go around me."

jenluckenbach
01-16-2004, 07:40 PM
ROTFLOL :D

trayi52
01-16-2004, 07:43 PM
A friend of mine just sent me this from New Mexico. I thought it was pretty good. When Glenda sends mail, she sends enough to keep me busy for a pretty good while! I love her for that, she is just wonderful!:)

Cataholic
01-16-2004, 07:58 PM
Thankfully, I had just cleared my throat before I read that. Those were FUNNY!

Randi
01-17-2004, 05:05 AM
Hilarious! :D :D

DoggiesAreTheBest
01-17-2004, 07:05 AM
That was way too funny. I will send that to my grandparents. They will find it funny!

Tonya
01-17-2004, 08:07 AM
Those were good.

K9soul
01-17-2004, 10:34 AM
LOL those were great! Thanks for posting that :D