LadyDove
11-27-2003, 07:07 AM
Oh sooooo sorry, I know I jump in from time to time, but wanted to share this with you. ;)
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed.
Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet, "let's have
a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks
his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Just because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because he's really, really
heavy."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed.
Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet, "let's have
a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks
his teeth, etc. Finally he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Just because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because he's really, really
heavy."