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Desert Arabian
08-10-2003, 08:24 PM
* You accessorize your hairstyle with pieces of hay.
* You examine every piece of rope and twine for its halter potential.
* You think a great vacation is spending a long weekend in front of a horse trailer by a dusty arena.
* You take your children's temperature and think 102degreesF is normal.
* You spend more money on horseshoes than on your own shoes.
* You always keep carrots, apples, and sugar cubes in your refridgerator.
* You prefer the smell of stable to cologne.
* You sleep with your boots on and count horses to fall asleep.
* Your laugh beings to sound like a horse whinny.
* Instead of giving someone directions to turn "left" or "right", you tell them "gee" or "haw".
* You still have your childhood horse statues in your bedroom.
* Your favorite outfit is made of leather and includes whips and spurs.
* You talk to your horse more than you talk to your spouse.
* You spend more time at the feed store than the grocery store.

:D :D This is on the back of my Chicken Soup for the Horse Lovers Soul book. I like it a lot, so I thought I'd share it with everyone.

shellonabeach
08-11-2003, 05:21 PM
lol :)

I have just moved my horse to be near me a few weeks ago and many of these count for me!

I do have hay in my hair and also horse dirt slobber for blusher :)

* You spend more money on horseshoes than on your own shoes, yep!

* You always keep carrots, apples, and sugar cubes in your refridgerator, yep (he has his own shelf)

* You prefer the smell of stable to cologne, I smell more like a stable ;) I wouldn't say I prefer it!

* You still have your childhood horse statues in your bedroom yep!!

*My car always has a bridle, my hat and a whip or two in it, which can cause problems when I go to the garage etc!

* You talk to your horse more than you talk to your spouse, I also kiss, hug and spend more time awake with the horse (I can't help it Ross the horse is better looking, better behaved and does not annoy me!)