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PJ's Mom
08-01-2003, 05:38 PM
I thought this was funny, but decided to post it here in case it offends someone.


Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance
Fri Aug 1, 8:25 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."


He may think twice next time. lol

RICHARD
08-01-2003, 05:41 PM
dog bites dog, eh??

bnormal
08-01-2003, 05:57 PM
maybe he will be acquitted due to "lack of evidence"...

:D :D :D

micki76
08-01-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by bnormal
maybe he will be acquitted due to "lack of evidence"...

:D :D :D

ROTFLMAO! :D

What kind of dog was it that bit him? A weenie dog?

bnormal
08-01-2003, 07:19 PM
Good one Micki76! Let's keep it rolling!

:D :D :D

Rottieluver45
08-01-2003, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by micki76
ROTFLMAO! :D

What kind of dog was it that bit him? A weenie dog? LOL!! Good one! :D

Cataholic
08-01-2003, 08:07 PM
I have heard the expression, "going to the dogs"...but not, "giving it to the dogs"...

Cataholic
08-01-2003, 08:08 PM
Maybe that is the new way for "Doggie Style"???

binka_nugget
08-01-2003, 08:17 PM
LMAO!!!!! :D

micki76
08-01-2003, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Cataholic
Maybe that is the new way for "Doggie Style"???

Eeewww!! :D :D :D

sammi
08-01-2003, 09:05 PM
Did the dog bite it or bite it off???????:eek: :eek:

You guys are too funny!:D

Airedalekisses
08-01-2003, 09:06 PM
I guess now when he goes to the movies he can show his "stub"

Oh he wishes he had Oscar Meyer's weiner....cause he aint't got one of his own!!

bnormal
08-02-2003, 09:07 PM
Maybe he was "giving the dog a bone"...

:D :D :D

tomkatzid
08-02-2003, 09:15 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

wolfsoul
08-02-2003, 10:21 PM
LMAO!!! :D You guys... !! You are all too cute.

Kfamr
08-03-2003, 11:11 AM
Oh gosh this is sick! :eek:

micki76
08-03-2003, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Kfamr
Oh gosh this is sick! :eek:

Oh, you know you love it! :D

Kfamr
08-03-2003, 09:40 PM
No, actually I don't. :(

IttyBittyKitty
08-04-2003, 08:08 AM
Some of us are closet deviants! :D

At any rate, the dog wasn't biting him, he just needed to use a tooth pick ....

CathyBogart
08-04-2003, 12:36 PM
ROFL! I'm putting this up in my livejournal!

Bnormal...Giving the dog a bone... *dies laughing*

mugsy
08-04-2003, 09:51 PM
Well, that gives new meaning to "Honey, I have a headache."

iceyshiver21
08-04-2003, 10:22 PM
LOL!! ROTFL!!!! Oh man...Thats has got to hurt....but hey its all in a dogs day.

bnormal
08-05-2003, 05:33 PM
mugsy, how shocking!;)

:D :D :D