View Full Version : How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

07-18-2003, 02:32 PM

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

German Shepherd: I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid light!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab: Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

CHOW CHOW: I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

AKITA: I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Kelpie: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.

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07-18-2003, 02:35 PM
LOL!!! Too cute! Thanks for sharing! :) :D

07-18-2003, 02:35 PM
LOL! :D . Thats so cute! My favorite is the Pointer and the Jack Russel! Thanks for sharing! :D :)

07-18-2003, 02:36 PM
out of all of the breeds mentioned, I have a lab, and Riley would definitely be saying "can I do it? can I can I can I?"

07-18-2003, 02:37 PM
LOL! That is too cute! I LOVE the Cocker Spaniel one! Haha! Thanks for sharing!

07-18-2003, 02:40 PM
The JRT is SO true!:D

07-18-2003, 02:40 PM
I actually got this a couple of weeks ago but did not post it for fear of hurting someone's feelings. After reading the other Dog House posts, you really have to be careful these days. I really liked the Toy Poodle one....

07-18-2003, 03:11 PM
LOL, too cute;)