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Kfamr
07-04-2003, 03:03 AM
Late night television really makes me sick. I can't even watch television without "We are 18" or "Hot Girls" commercials popping up every other commercial. Nighttime is about the only time I watch TV, since my dad is normally watching the news or one of the programs he likes to watch. I just find it really disgusting and they're on just about every channel.

I guess this is more of rant than something up for discussion.

"Call us now!" :rolleyes:

wolfsoul
07-04-2003, 03:06 AM
I just laugh at those! :D lol. Seriously though, they are really annoying. I think they should have special channels for those instead of putting them on every sinlge channel where children or easily offended people can see it.

Kfamr
07-04-2003, 03:08 AM
I don't know what's sicker that girls actually sell themselves like that or people actually buy.

popcornbird
07-04-2003, 03:14 AM
Those commercials are NASTY NASTY NASTY! Some people are just SO dirty and have no shame! I can't believe how any girl would advertise themselves like that! Ewwww. I totally agree with you, although I don't ever watch TV late night. I haven't really seen those commercial because I turn the TV off the second they come on. I can't stand looking at them! YUCK!

Another thing I REALLY HATE is all the nasty porn junk mail they fill everyone's email accounts with. :rolleyes: I NEVER EVER open them or any email that I don't know where its coming from, but the subjects are SO nasty by themselves! These women and girls oppress themselves by advertising themselves. That is just so gross !

Kfamr
07-04-2003, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by popcornbird
Another thing I REALLY HATE is all the nasty porn junk mail they fill everyone's email accounts with. :rolleyes: I NEVER EVER open them or any email that I don't know where its coming from, but the subjects are SO nasty by themselves! These women and girls oppress themselves by advertising themselves. That is just so gross !


Oh, I know! I get over 50 e-mails a day from "Deepthroat Anna" or "SexyHotBlonde" about how to Increase my Penis size? Excuse me but I AM female, I don't have one of those. How in the heck did these people get my address in the first place? It's really really creepy.
hehe, sorry if any of my words offended anyone up there, but it's exactly what I get.

wolfsoul
07-04-2003, 03:23 AM
I always used to get those!

"Jordan --- Increase the size of your penis!"

Uhhhh....What??? I'm only a chick...

*smacks head against wall* family site! family site! Family site!

Cookiebaker
07-04-2003, 03:24 AM
This is why I don't have a television! :D

And man, I hate those spam emails, too!! :eek:

Kfamr
07-04-2003, 03:28 AM
Ohhh.. My most recent one: "Don't delay, get XXX today!". If I wanted "XXX" I'd get it on my own, not through some internet site or e-mail. I don't want it anyhow. :rolleyes:

lovemyshiba
07-04-2003, 10:22 AM
I know how you guys feel too. I hate the commercials, especially the "Girls Gone Wild" ones--who does that stuff????

And the emails, forget it!! And the pop ups for hot girls in bikinis--ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!

KYS
07-04-2003, 11:23 AM
posted by lovemyshiba: I hate the commercials, especially the "Girls Gone Wild" ones--who does that stuff????>>>>

I was going to mention that one. lol

As for spam, I can't believe what enters
my e-mail box, and I have a spam filter.
I am glad I have no young children
on my PC.

primabella
07-04-2003, 12:15 PM
lol so true. Did you ever see that commercial with the beer bottle (I can't remember who it's from) and when the guy moves it around this girl does the same thing so he tries to take the label off and she almost take soff her bottom suit? It's so pathetic. I have my 10 year old brother watching that :rolleyes:

And the e-mails..lmao increase your penis size? haha I got one with the subject "Watch girls doing it with zoo animals" like oh yeah, I wanna see that :rolleyes:

Twisterdog
07-04-2003, 05:38 PM
how to Increase my Penis size


LOL ... I get those all the time, too! And I, too, am female! LOL

I got one that asked, "Would you like a larger penis?" so I replied and said, "Yes, I would! Could you mail me one today, please, on ice?" I don't know if anyone reads the replies or not ... but I thought it was worth a try, just to be funny. ;-)

primabella
07-04-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Twisterdog
LOL ... I get those all the time, too! And I, too, am female! LOL

I got one that asked, "Would you like a larger penis?" so I replied and said, "Yes, I would! Could you mail me one today, please, on ice?" I don't know if anyone reads the replies or not ... but I thought it was worth a try, just to be funny. ;-)

Hahaha :D:D:D

Cheshirekatt
07-04-2003, 07:09 PM
I get the ones to increase my breast size all the time.

lolol

Ummm...ok.....last year I had sugery to make them smaller. Maybe they think I suddenly changed my mind?

:D

shais_mom
07-04-2003, 09:49 PM
The ones that drive me crazy simply b/c I am a prude are the Uncle Ben's or the Herbal Essences.


ggrrr

carole
07-04-2003, 09:57 PM
Yes i get that enlarge your penis one and the zoo one too, I have always wondered how on earth they got my address, hmm, but it seems everyone else gets them too.
The adverts that annoy me are the ones put on here at like 7 pm about viagra, and getting erections etc, especially when my young daughter is around, I know she is getting old enough soon to know all this stuff, but surely they can put them on a little later.

Karen
07-04-2003, 10:03 PM
I have never seen those commercials, KayAnn - they must not show them on the channels I watch, or maybe they just aren't popular in puritanical New England.

I've already posted my rant against spammers on this board, here's a reprise:

******
Dear Spammers of the world,

Please listen to me. I have no desire to make my penis larger, nor do I need Viagra. I am, as the name in my email address indicates, female. I do not want or need marijuana substitutes, even if they are guaranteed by some temple in Tibet to be the best ever. I do not want to see naked pictures of underage OR overage women, gay men, desperate Russian sex-addicts, or anyone else for that matter.

I would not rewrite my mortgage with you. I do not want to start my own multi-level marketing scheme, and, frankly, though I never forward chain-letter emails even if they threaten me with dire consequences, my life continues on just fine. I have no desire to take a test to see who I will marry, as I am about to celebrate my 17th wedding anniversary.

I do not want to help you recover money from a dead general in Africa. I will not sign up for your "free" trip anywhere, and don't believe I have "won" anything from you. I do not want to buy anything from you, and by the way, Miss Cleo? If you really were psychic, you wouldn't have called me Harold three times in the same spam, now would you?

I will not verify my email address to you by sending a "remove request" and I did NOT request information from you by signing up on a "sister-site" of yours. I most certainly don't want to buy x-million email addresses from you so that I, too, could annoy people I don't even know. I will not dignify your attempts to flood my email box with stuff, even if you say the attorney general lets you do so. I will simply continue to hit the "delete key," and get on with my life.

Just thought you should know,

Sincerely,

Karen
Karen@noneofyourdarnedbusiness.com
******


All I have update is my anniversary, this was written almost two years ago, so you see that some things never change.

lizbud
07-04-2003, 10:48 PM
Karen,

I had not seen your "Dear Spammers of the world" before.
It's perfect. Right down to your return e-mail address.:D :D

Kfamr
07-04-2003, 11:13 PM
LOL, Karen, That's great.

aly
07-04-2003, 11:23 PM
KayAnn, what, you don't like my commercials??? ;)

Crikit
07-04-2003, 11:40 PM
Aly, you've been a busy girl I see those commercials all the time ;) :D

Seriously though, those commercials and the spam emails are not what I want to waste my ever so valuable time on, I have better things to do with it like sleep. :D

Kfamr
07-04-2003, 11:48 PM
But ALY, I never said anything about dragon the gradon and cake commercials. I've recorded everyone of them. ;)

tikeyas_mom
07-05-2003, 01:25 AM
lol I think they are soo lame, but it just makes them funny. Icant help but laugh at all the sleezy women on the commercails, they are so fake.

Cheshirekatt
07-05-2003, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by shais_mom
The ones that drive me crazy simply b/c I am a prude are the Uncle Ben's or the Herbal Essences.


ggrrr

Uggghhhh! I swear my IQ drops by like 20 points every time I see an Herbal Essence commercial.

:rolleyes:

Cookiebaker
07-05-2003, 09:28 AM
Karen, that is soo funny and so true. You put into words exactly how I feel. :D

IttyBittyKitty
07-06-2003, 12:22 AM
Karen, that's too funny - and too true, unfortunately!

As for those adult commercials, I find them amusing ...

The "Adult Cafe" which is a "party line" service. Yes, you too can meet a hot, spunky guy or gal at a party line. Yes, really! Nooo, of course our members are not desperate! Serial killers? Prostitutes? Noooo, of course not!

The Adult 0055/1900 services - yes, that buxom blond wearing a few strings of fishing wire and not much else is going to be the sultry voice on the other line when you call in. Of course you won't be speaking to Buxom Bertha sitting in her own filth in a caravan in the middle of a desert. No, you won't be speaking to Charlene, either, who used to be "Charles" until the surgery!

The Herbal Essences shampoo - false advertising! Didn't get shiny hair either!

The Viagra ads - surrrrrrrre, Pele has delicate men's problems. Heck, I'm a gal and if I were paid 20,000,000 I'd gladly go on TV and declare that I had delicate men's problems. Even funnier is the Viagra ad featuring a crane trying to stand tall. LOL.

On a more serious note ...

I saw a commercial on TV today for Stihl chain-saws. I was half asleep when I saw the ad, but there was a cat in it, and at the end of the commercial, the guy buzzed the chain-saw and the cat screamed in pain. I hope it was sleep deprivation and not advocating animal cruelty! :( :(

primabella
07-06-2003, 09:49 AM
The Viagra commercials are too funny. "Good morning, good morning..." "We ae the champions!" They're too funny. :D
The Herbal Essences ones are just stupid. It's not anything about how "trashy" or whatever it is, but I hate them because they're so darn annoying. Get a new slogan rather than "ooo, ooo, oo" :rolleyes:

RICHARD
07-06-2003, 10:03 AM
i enjoy the weight loss/fitness commercials

the before and after pics are the best.
if i was a gal i'd be pissed

before:
no smile
overweight
mousy brown hair
loose boxer shorts
t-shirt

after three weeks of the FAT BLASTER :
huge smile
skinny
blonde hair
bike shorts
tank top
(some how the FAT BLASTER increases bust size too!)

there is an infomercial with an older woman who has a GREAT
figure, it's Greer some or another.........
the part of her that weirds me out is her mouth.....she has one of those 'unsmiling' faces-the kind that when she puts lipstick on
it makes her look.........ugly.....plus the out-of-focus close ups don't help either....

joycenalex
07-06-2003, 10:12 AM
a local fox tv station, has been running in the early morning 2 semi-funny ads, one for a local 'adult toy store' showing a middle aged white professional appearing couple looking at the 'hot babe'-maybe from one of those phone chat lines-, the 'babe' turns around and tells the couple," go get a video, it'll last longer" and sashays off. the same station airs a trojan condom ad in which the women tells the geeky looking guy she "needs more in the bedroom", the guy looks horrified, the trojan man appears and tells the geek about ribbed condoms for her pleasure. the final picture is a close up of her mouth saying "i love it". and to think i stay awake from menopausal hot flashes......

moosmom
07-06-2003, 10:13 AM
I used to get at least 50-100 spams a day regarding all that stuff. I e-mail Yahoo and got absolutely no response at all (why should they, it's a free site???) I was originally with aol (way expensive) at that time too. I kept getting e-mails "E-Mail Undeliverable". When I looked at who sent the e-mail, it was someone I had NEVER heard of. I got rid of aol too, except for IM for both Yahoo and AOL, which I love.

So I just copied my address book and then deleted the whole darn thing and signed up with Juno. Haven't had a problem since. Juno is so less expensive. $9.95 for Platinum, unlimited use. No flashing banners, no nothing.

iceyshiver21
07-06-2003, 10:53 AM
LOL, Karen.

I get anywere from about 150 to 200 emails aday. About 50 of them are icky spam. I like wanna spaz. Oh and then its always great when my parents look over my sholder and ask what that one is, so i click so she doesn't think Im hiding anything form her, GET FREE PORN!, great...now my mom belives Im going to porn sites and they got my email. hmm....stupid spammers.

primabella
07-06-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by RICHARD
i enjoy the weight loss/fitness commercials

the before and after pics are the best.
if i was a gal i'd be pissed

before:
no smile
overweight
mousy brown hair
loose boxer shorts
t-shirt

after three weeks of the FAT BLASTER :
huge smile
skinny
blonde hair
bike shorts
tank top
(some how the FAT BLASTER increases bust size too!)

there is an infomercial with an older woman who has a GREAT
figure, it's Greer some or another.........
the part of her that weirds me out is her mouth.....she has one of those 'unsmiling' faces-the kind that when she puts lipstick on
it makes her look.........ugly.....plus the out-of-focus close ups don't help either....

lmao :D:D

Isn't it weird how those people are wearing the same swim suit in the before and after pics? lol Wouldn't they not fit into it anymore :p

babolaypo65
07-06-2003, 11:17 AM
Girls gone wild. UGH. The poor parents of those girls. Can you imagine, you're at dinner with the neighbors and they say: oh, bev, I saw your daughter's breasts on tv with snoop doggy dog.

My "favorite" (if there is such a thing) spam is the one that says: "women: attract men with bigger breasts!"

Why would I *want* men with bigger breasts?:eek:

iceyshiver21
07-06-2003, 11:23 AM
LOL, too funny babolaypo!!!

All Creatures Great And Small
07-06-2003, 11:28 AM
Gee, and I thought those e-mails I got that told me to "increase my size" meant I should eat more! Darn - I'll have to lay off the Sara Lee for a while........ :D

GoldenRetrLuver
07-06-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
Gee, and I thought those e-mails I got that told me to "increase my size" meant I should eat more! Darn - I'll have to lay off the Sara Lee for a while........ :D

LOL! :D

Rottieluver45
07-07-2003, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by RICHARD
i enjoy the weight loss/fitness commercials

the before and after pics are the best.
if i was a gal i'd be pissed

before:
no smile
overweight
mousy brown hair
loose boxer shorts
t-shirt

after three weeks of the FAT BLASTER :
huge smile
skinny
blonde hair
bike shorts
tank top
(some how the FAT BLASTER increases bust size too!)

there is an infomercial with an older woman who has a GREAT
figure, it's Greer some or another.........
the part of her that weirds me out is her mouth.....she has one of those 'unsmiling' faces-the kind that when she puts lipstick on
it makes her look.........ugly.....plus the out-of-focus close ups don't help either....


LOL!! I hate those commercials!

The worst e-mail I get is the subject saying"See Farm animals having Sex" or"See girls have sex w/ farm animals"

It`s sooooooo gross!! I HATE IT!

BTW: I`m young and I`m still learning stuff, What does Prude mean?:o

RICHARD
07-07-2003, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by babolaypo65
Girls gone wild. UGH. The poor parents of those girls. Can you imagine, you're at dinner with the neighbors and they say: oh, bev, I saw your daughter's breasts on tv with snoop doggy dog.

My "favorite" (if there is such a thing) spam is the one that says: "women: attract men with bigger breasts!"

Why would I *want* men with bigger breasts?:eek:

lol,

or 'Bev, i saw your daughter was a white house intern....'

and don't be so literal ;)

as we grow older that's all there is...men with bigger breasts!

catland
07-07-2003, 12:53 PM
Commercials that annoy me -

The six-pack abs guy. Please dude, put on a shirt!:p

The same tampon commmercial, over and over again during a James Bond movie - talk about not knowing your target audience.:eek:


Fortunately, I no longer stay up late enough to see the really obnoxious, sleazy late-night commercials - besides, they've never been the same since Miss Cleo was indicted.:)

Rottieluver45
07-07-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by catland
Commercials that annoy me -

The six-pack abs guy. Please dude, put on a shirt!:p



Hey, it might not be TOO bad to see a guy w/ a six pack,w/o his shirt on...:D

What`s sick is if he has muscles that look like....man boobs...:D and he thinks he looks GOOD! NOT!!

RICHARD
07-07-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Rottieluver45
....man boobs...:D and he thinks he looks GOOD! NOT!!



lololololol,

here we go again with the 'man boobs' thing...

isn't that sexual harrassment?;) :eek: :D :) :p

Airedalekisses
07-12-2003, 04:29 PM
I used to work in advertising-oh yes we had to draw those girls with the very large chests-they sold more fishing lures than anyone could possibly imagine. I actually started writing back to the spammers-especially the penis enlargement ones-did a fake ad for them-Yes you , too can increase the length of your "Johnson" by using the rock tied to the end method-why in just 2 weeks your penis will be at least 6 inches longer-the diameter of a toohpick;but a definitely 6 inches longer. You don't want to know about the www.wideload.com butt increase method-be the envy of the trailer park... Like your letter Karen!! I have been left alone by the "Johnson" boys!!:D

babolaypo65
07-12-2003, 04:34 PM
Man boobs always remind me of Seinfeld when Kramer and George's dad create the man bra. But they kept arguing about the name: the Manssiere, or the Bro.


Originally posted by RICHARD
lololololol,

here we go again with the 'man boobs' thing...

isn't that sexual harrassment?;) :eek: :D :) :p

Airedalekisses
07-13-2003, 09:06 AM
man boobs isn't sexual harrassment! when the man's boobs are bigger than the woman's that's a downright insult.