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zippy-kat
06-10-2003, 05:50 PM
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the
Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli and
cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
Jerry's and Krispy Creme Doughnuts.

And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And
Man said "Yea," and woman said, "and another one with
sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt that woman
might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,
and sugar from the cane, and combined them.

And woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad."

And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing and
garlic toast on the side.

And man and woman un fastened their belts following
the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy
vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And man gained more weight and his cholesterol went
through the roof.

God then brought running shoes so that his children
might loose those extra pounds.

And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
would not have to toil changing the channels.

And man and woman laughed and cried before the
flickering light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
fat and brimming with nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And
man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that man might consume
fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?"
And man replied, "Yea! And super size 'em."

And Satan said "It is good." And man went into
cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

RICHARD
06-10-2003, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by zippy-kat


Then Satan created HMOs.


now you know why i like SATAN....lol

ChrisH
06-10-2003, 06:09 PM
:D :D :D :D :D

LoudLou
06-10-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by zippy-kat
......Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
Jerry's and Krispy Creme Doughnuts.



:D Let the SIN Begin!!!!!

bluekat
06-10-2003, 07:06 PM
LOL!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Cinder & Smoke
06-10-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by zippy-kat
In the beginning,


:D :p

Whudda HOOT!!!

Musta stayed up *late* werkin on THAT wun, Zipp!

You shure rite GUD!! ;)

zippy-kat
06-10-2003, 07:25 PM
:o wish I could claim the authorship of it... dunno who wrote it!

Bring on the BEN & JERRY'S...!!!

Cookiebaker
06-10-2003, 08:44 PM
:D *that's FUNNY!*

captain
06-10-2003, 08:54 PM
Fantastic ...........:D

They are bringing in Krispy Cremem doughnuts here ....... should I indulge ..???

babolaypo65
06-10-2003, 09:52 PM
Can we have krispy kreme's at happy hour this week? I am working out of town all week, with limited email access... I'm BEAT! A good donut before my DoD would be great!

Cincy'sMom
06-10-2003, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by LoudLou
:D Let the SIN Begin!!!!!

AMEN!!!

Logan
06-10-2003, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by captain
Fantastic ...........:D

They are bringing in Krispy Cremem doughnuts here ....... should I indulge ..???

I offer you this........if you ever eat one, you will be addicted for life!! So be careful!! They are marvelous!!! :D

RubyMutt
06-10-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by zippy-kat

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
Jerry's and Krispy Creme Doughnuts.

I was eating some yummy Ben & Jerry's "Phish Food" when I read this :D lol

Crikit
06-11-2003, 01:07 AM
Trying really hard not to scream out "Thank you Satan." 'cause you know loving the Ben and Jerry's...mmmm Ben and Jerry's half baked ice cream, yum yum. Don't know about the Cripsy Kremes yet though they aren't in Calgary yet...soon though from what I understand. Oh well guess I'll have to settle for Tim Horton's.

GoldenRetrLuver
06-15-2003, 01:14 PM
:D :D :D