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02-28-2003, 12:44 PM
Weimaraner House Rules


1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain areas.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture.

5. Okay, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep on the bed with the humans.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation by the humans only.

9. Fine, the dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. The humans must ask for permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

02-28-2003, 12:47 PM
This is GREAT, and soooooooooo true. I just sent it in a e mail to all my friends. Thanks for posting it:)

02-28-2003, 12:51 PM
I just about peed my pants when I first read it... they have a funny way of changing your mind huh?? lol... you are so welcome!! Glad I am not the only one who thought it was funny

03-14-2003, 07:22 AM
That is so true