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Edwina's Secretary
01-23-2003, 10:07 PM
Oh.... the torment I have been through! What to do, what to do!?!?!?!?!!?

Fister - mysterious and aloof -- yet an expert on post-impressionist art!

Gabe - (sob) my beer-drinking bad boy...the memories of NYE!!!!

Grammy - with the delicate ears and the sensual tail -- willing to fight to the mat for me!

Tigris - musical talent and he cooks too! And the stories momma has told me of Munich and Mucheners!

So I asked momma...what should I do!!?!!?!?!?


Love to all from the Sheraton in Puerto Vallarta



01-24-2003, 06:46 AM
What did mommy say?
I bet she said - Baby, this is your choice. I just want you to think well, 'cause I want to see you happy.
This is what my mom tells me. I suppose all mommies do. :)

01-24-2003, 06:49 AM
I would go for Tigris. Shhh, just don't tell anyone what I suggested, the others could think I don't like them and it's not true.

01-24-2003, 08:23 AM
My dearest Edwina,
oh how much we would enjoy a purrfect dinner together.
But I am not only prosaic and pragmatic.
Here you can see me browsing my library to find a poem that describes your beauty!


I understand fully that you need a little time. But think of the life we could have.

Deeper and deeper in love


01-24-2003, 10:36 AM
Edwina , i cant cook , but I have been on the radio with my wonderful voice , A furry Tomcat Bennet , if I do say so myself! And I know where the Catman hides all the treats and we would have a love tent all to ourselves... Juke Joint Joseph

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
01-24-2003, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
Love to all from the Sheraton in Puerto Vallarta

Oh, Edwina, your mommy gave you wonderful advice! Let them all pursue you and vie for your attention....while you take a vacation from it all. Enjoy the sun, sand and surf, but watch out for all those kitty latharios (sp?) that haunt such vacation spots.

Oh I envy you, getting away from all this nasty cold weather. Have a .....(oh, what are those tropical coconutty drinks called?)...Mai Tai (!) for me while you're there dah-ling.


01-24-2003, 06:48 PM
Be mine sweet Edwina, and you'll never be out of catnip again. Also, the weather here is much milder than Chicago.

Please consider me before you choose and break hearts all over the globe,


01-24-2003, 10:20 PM
Dearest Edwina,

I think You should check out the pictue & resume of today's
COTD. His name is Marley.:D Has a cool ( to die for) pose.

Oh, what's a girl to do ??? Too many Handsome kitty hunks
and so little time. :D Enjoy your vacation at the beach whilst
you ponder these matters of the heart.:) :)

01-25-2003, 03:17 PM
Gabe here. Winny, I hope you are not taking all of these offers very seriously. I know we had our differences the last time we saw each other, but I wish to have your forgiveness.

I am mad at all the other kitty kats for trying to move into my territory.

I still love you dearly, Winny, and hope your time at the beach is restful and productive.

P. S. - Robyn, can you picture this mean looking guy locked onto your Christian's leg as he innocently stolls by Gabe when Gabe happens to be in a bad mood?!! I bet you are SO happy to have this problem resolved. He does look mean sometimes, eh? ;)

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
01-25-2003, 06:03 PM
Awwww, Gabe, I don't think you look mean....ok, ok, so you could try smiling just a teeny bit now and then. ;) :)

But I still think you're the best for Lady Edwina. The rough to her sophistication, the bad boy to her goodness, the Yin to her Yang....you get it. I think you're really a sweetheart behind all that gruffness and she's the perfect one to bring it out in you.

But take your time at the beach, sweety. You're young yet and have lots of time ahead of you. Peanut might just join you down there later this week for a nice girls night out type of vacation. ;) :)

01-26-2003, 08:38 AM
Are you LOOKING at me??????!!!!:cool:

I'm cool, cool as a cat :cool:

Winny, my advise would be, to pick whoever makes your heart go pitter patter :)

01-28-2003, 09:43 AM
I have been searching for my beach visor and sunglasses!!!!! Now I know that my things are having a nice time on the beach while I have to walk through snow on my dainty feet.....things just are not fair. The next time I come for a visit I intend to search your home for other things that I am missing....AND I intend to drink out of that toiletty looking thing that has your water in it......maybe I'll stay for a really long visit so that you have to stay in your room a really long time...ha!!!!

01-28-2003, 10:01 AM
Edwina, you are an icon for us little European cats. So show this dog his place, purrrreeeezzz

Edwina's Secretary
01-28-2003, 11:25 AM
Little FluffyFace..... Your feet aren't the only thing on you that's dainty!

Remember that little slap on the face I gave you at Christmas???? That will seem like a love tap when I am through with you!

And what's more....I'm going right now and give the lovely souvenir I bought for you to some grateful, muscular beach dog!

(The hat looks better on my anyway!)

01-28-2003, 12:38 PM
Winny, I have never seen you this upset. Maybe another "drink from the bar" will relax you a bit.

Hope to see you in Belgium. And I hope you are as relaxed as I am right now!


Edwina's Secretary
01-28-2003, 04:40 PM
Dearest Gabe,

So sorry about that little meltdown. That little dustmop of a pup just knows how to get under my skin....

Right now I must pack my bags and leave beautiful Puerto Vallarta -- fast. I'm not sure where I'll go from here. I hope to Maya's party but.....

There's been a little incident -- I hope it does not become an international cause celebre. You see I met what I THOUGHT was this very nice kitty from Los Angeles (I should have known!!!) We went out on the town and she knew the most unsavory characters! Next thing I know...they ditched me and....


I am so worried my name will come up in the investigation (although I had NOTHING to do with it!!!!!) You can see why Gavin made me so nervous. What if he finds out and tells my parents!

I'll let you know where I land...

Yours in flight...


01-28-2003, 05:00 PM
I just managed to keep Tigris away from the screen. He's looking forward so much to that party and I really cannot support if he sees you like this!!!!

Please stop the Margaritas and the beer. And pray that Gavin doesn't find out!

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
01-28-2003, 05:12 PM
Oh no, Edwina! Such a scandal. It's a good thing you're leaving. Hopefully the first plane you hop will be to Belgium and Maya's party. I'm sure you will be able to put this all behind you there, and have a real nice reunion the Gabester. Please do keep us informed of your final destination. :)

01-28-2003, 06:45 PM
Edwina dear, how did you end up in such a mess? Did you have a sunstroke in Puerta Vallarta? You can't have been thinking straight. :eek:

I think we'd better send Fister down a little early to keep all these unsavoury characters away from you!! Fister knows about the European ways and he will most definately keep any muggers or pickpockets at a distance!!

Let us know which connection you get and Fister will meet up with you before the party. ;)

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
01-29-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Randi
Fister knows about the European ways and he will most definately keep any muggers or pickpockets at a distance!!

Fister - aka Edwina's body guard. :D

If those pickpockets and muggers know what's good for them, they will stay far far away from fister and his "knives." :D

01-29-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary

There's been a little incident -- I hope it does not become an international cause celebre. You see I met what I THOUGHT was this very nice kitty from Los Angeles (I should have known!!!)

Edwina, Rascal here.........EXACTLY what does that mean?

"Los Angeles - I should have known?" Well, I live in Los Angeles and I am a gentleman through and through! However, I am questioning your behavior.

When you go looking for trouble.......well, you never know what you will find. Sounds like the warm sun got to you.............

Edwina's Secretary
01-29-2003, 03:10 PM
Oh I am so sorry Rascal....I know you are a gentleman...it is just, you know, those Hollywood types? All that "life in the fast lane" is just a little shocking for an innocent little midwesterner like me!