slleipnir
01-19-2003, 06:40 PM
I got this book "The Dog Rules" for xmas, this is kinda cute:
Rule 1: The dog never goes in the house. Period.
Rule 2: Unless it's his birthday, or its hot, or cold.
Rule 3: Okay, the dog can go in the house, but he never goes on the furniture.
Rule 4: Okay, the dog can go on the old furniture.
Rule 5:Okay, the dog can go on the new furniture until it looks like old furniture then we'll sell all the bloody furniture.
Rule 6: The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
Rule 7: Okay, but only on his blanket at the foot of the bed.
THE DOG (ALWAYS) RULES. No matter what.
It's by William J, Thomas :D So true ;]
Rule 1: The dog never goes in the house. Period.
Rule 2: Unless it's his birthday, or its hot, or cold.
Rule 3: Okay, the dog can go in the house, but he never goes on the furniture.
Rule 4: Okay, the dog can go on the old furniture.
Rule 5:Okay, the dog can go on the new furniture until it looks like old furniture then we'll sell all the bloody furniture.
Rule 6: The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
Rule 7: Okay, but only on his blanket at the foot of the bed.
THE DOG (ALWAYS) RULES. No matter what.
It's by William J, Thomas :D So true ;]