New pet talk joke thread

[Furpup67]

Hi i strated a new joke thread you can post about anything here😁

[Karen]

Why not post a joke to start it off?

[Rebecca Hayley]

What do you call a daschaund that loves Halloween?
A hallowenie 😁.

Want do call a dog that is half great Dane?
A great Danish.

Want to know how someone with foot fungus feels?
Just step into there shoes.

I hope those are funny 😬.

[Furpup67]

Ok heres mine thanks Rebecca for strating it off for me.

What was the most popular rock band of the 60s?
The beagles 😁😁.

[Rebecca Hayley]

What did the cat name his son who was a mouse?
Munchie 😁😁

[Labordor10]

What did the toilet say to the bathroom?
I am flushed.
I have a very dry sense of humor

[tatsxxx11]

What do you call a daschaund that loves Halloween?
A hallowenie .

Want do call a dog that is half great Dane?
A great Danish.

Want to know how someone with foot fungus feels?
Just step into there shoes.

I hope those are funny .

Too funny!:D:D:D

[tatsxxx11]

These are two funny!

OK! Here goes!

What do you call crows that stick together? Vel-crows!:D

What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!:p

[Furpup67]

How funny,
This might sound demented

What do call a man in a pool with no arms or legs?

Bob😁

What do call a man who stubbed his toe?
Robortoe