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BoxerLover
04-03-2001, 04:56 PM
I got this off of my "boxer a day calander"
Ahem...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
So true! So true!
jackiesdaisy1935
04-03-2001, 05:05 PM
HAPPINESS IS A WARM PUPPY!!!!
Charles Shultz
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wolflady
04-03-2001, 05:28 PM
Both hit it right on the mark! http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif
How about:
"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative".
-Mordecai Siegal
karen israel
04-04-2001, 08:21 AM
I always liked: "A dog is not "almost human", and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such"
-John Homes- Or.."To err is human:To forgive, canine: -Anonymous- I love this stuff!!!!
Albea
04-04-2001, 11:54 AM
Here are some other ones:
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers
"If you pick a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain
"No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in a conversation."
Fran Lebowitz
ownerof3dogs
04-04-2001, 11:54 AM
CATS MOTTO: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look lik the dog did it.
-Unknown-
Money can buy a really good dog, but it can't buy the wag of it's tail.
-Unknown-
wolflady
04-04-2001, 12:05 PM
Here are some more of my faves:
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face".
-Bern Williams
"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich".
-Louis Sabin
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate".
-Sigmund Freud
I Love My Aussie
04-04-2001, 03:07 PM
These are all true a cute!
"Whoever said you can't buy love forgot about dogs!"
"The good thing about dogs is, if your doing something stupid they don't yell at you, they do it with you."
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*Get a Grip Get an Aussie*
wolflady
04-05-2001, 12:12 PM
"Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes".
-Gene Hill
I love that one!
Rottie
04-07-2001, 03:28 PM
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
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