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07-07-2001, 01:39 AM
Mine would say "all i want is for you to play with me and feed me more table scraps". :D

07-07-2001, 10:15 AM
"I'm hungry"
"Take me for a walk."
"Don't ever go anywhere with-out me."
"Pet me"

07-07-2001, 10:22 AM
Perry would say:
I love you
Pet me
I love having my photo taken
Please give me a kiss
When are we going for a ride?
Pet me
Pet me
Give me another kiss

Daisy would say:
Can't you see I don't want you to pick me up.
I'll take my massage now
I don't have to come when you call me
I don't want to be groomed
Perry took my toy away from me again
When do I eat?
:) :) :)

07-07-2001, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by DogFan77:
<STRONG>Mine would say "all i want is for you to play with me and feed me more table scraps". :D</STRONG>

Mine would say (all 6 of them)
sit down,so we can all pile in your lap and give you lots of kisses

:eek: :eek:

Daisy's Mom
07-07-2001, 08:14 PM
Daisy would say:
"Pet me"
"Feed me"
"Feed me"
"Feed me"
"Okay I am ready to be carried to bed now."
"Wanna howl?"
"Let's go for a walk."
"Uh... why are you smelling my feet!?"
"I love you Mom!"
"No, YOU come HERE if you want me! Why should I have to move?"

Megan Stewart
07-07-2001, 08:27 PM
i'm hungry
i'm thirsty
i'm still hungry
where is cheryl with pizza when i need her!!! :p :) :) :)

Dixie Belle
07-07-2001, 08:34 PM

Throw the shoe...throw the shoe...throw the shoe


Pet me?!!
I don't know you, can I see how you taste?


Pet me....pet me....
KIDS!!! Let's play!!!
Get this nut case that ya'll call Belle away from me!!
Belle is chasing her tail again!
Pet me....pet me....pet me


Something keeps chasing me...
Play with me Mama!!
Don't leave me again Daddy!!
And why can't I go?
What do you mean I'm a dog?
My swing, get OFF!!!

07-07-2001, 10:28 PM
Sadie would say:
"feed me!"
"pet me!"
"pet me!"
"lets play!"
"I'm hungry!"
"take me for a walk, NOW!"
"when can I go for a ride?"
"I don't want to come when you call me"
"I love you mama!"
"OMG!! Cats! Lets go chase 'em!!!!!"

That's what my Sadie would say!

07-09-2001, 11:13 AM

"Leave me alone, it is too (expletive deleted) early to get up!"

"I will go outside whenIwant to go outside, and not a minute sooner."

"Mom, come outside with me NOW!"

"Okay, I would like my massage, please."

"Throw the kong, throw the kong, throw the kong."

"Don't think you are going to use that comb thing on me!"

"Would you get your behind out of that chair and get me my krunchies."

"Do you think you could get in here and get me some fresh water in my bowl before I perish?"

"Cut me a big chunk of that banana."

"Would you please move over so I can curl up next to Dad."


"Love me, hug me, pet me, kiss me."

"Let's play with the stuffies."

07-09-2001, 01:41 PM
"Let's go outside and play! C'mon Mom, why can't you run fast like me?"

"Why is Dad fanning you, Mom?" It was just a little piece of the carpet that I chewed!"

"What's wrong with some holes in the yard? They will aerate the soil!"

"Why don't those cats play with me? All they want to do is sleep!"

"Ha!Ha! Got the dish towel again. Try and catch me!"

"I don't like that vibrating thing that Dad uses to make my fur disappear."

"I wish you would get off that computer and come outside and play!"

07-09-2001, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Pam:

"I wish you would get off that computer and come outside and play!"</STRONG>

You got that right Bella!

signed Hannah

07-10-2001, 02:30 PM
Well owning two hounds I think all I would hear all day is

"Im hungry, when is supper ?"
"is it supper yet ?"
"now is it supper time ?"
" is this thing edable ?"

07-10-2001, 05:19 PM
What are you eatin'? Can I have some, huh, huh? Just a little, aww come on...give me some!!
Thanks, that was goooooood!
Oh, I'm sooooooooooo happppppppy to see you! (wag, wag, wag) Do I know you? I don't care, I like you anyway!!!!
Where are those nice old guys we see on our walks? Let's go run and find 'em! Hold on, MOM.
(To any other dog other than Killian...)Are you lookin' at me? Are YOU lookin' at ME??
Good, Killian isn't lookin', I'll eat his food.
Throw the frisbee, throw the frisbee!
I got it, I got it.
Let me see what's in the fridge, too.
Move over, MOM, I'm gettin' on the bed.

I won't eat my food and I'll get really good people food.
Hey, this food is good, I'll carry my bowl into the dining room so Shiloh can't steal it.
I'm going in the basement to get my dog bones that I hid.
I'll hide this bone in the laundry basket with all the clean clothes.
I'll catch that stinkin' chipmunk, I will, I will.
I'll catch that bird, too. Hey, get back here. Chicken!
Hey, Shiloh, who has guard duty tonight?
Shiloh, get that squeeky toy out of my ear!
OHHHHH NOOOOOO, not the vet AGAIN!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRR, keep walkin'. I'm watchin' ya through my front window.
(To any other dog) Are you lookin' at me? OK, go ahead.

Great topic, I could go on and on and on....

07-10-2001, 07:00 PM

"Mom, Can i have some Cheese?"
"Why do i have to get baths, I like myself smelly"
"Mom, Why wont you let me out when theres a cat in the front yard? All i wanna do is play with it maybey nibble on his leg"
"Insert Food here -when his mouth is open"
"Why ever get up from bed when your just going to go back to bed?"
"I know im cute and all, but WHY so many pictures?"
"Mom, can we please go to Chick-Fil-A? I love it there they always give me chicken nuggets"
"Why cant i chase the lawn man, pizza man, UPS man, mail man, or anyone when they come to the door?"
"Food, now."
"why cant i just sleep all day?"
"why do so many people say AWWWWWW when they see me?"
"How did thoose crazy cats get stuck in th tv box thing on that one show big cat diary?" ( Simba raises his ears when i watch that show)
"How come i cant go out to eat with you guys?"
"Why get in the water, mud is much funner"

I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!

07-10-2001, 11:37 PM
If my dog could talk and if he had to pick one thing to say it would probably be something like "me want eat"

If he could talk he would not stop. He always wants to do something and he always sees something he wants but can't have....

07-22-2001, 09:11 PM
"Ahhhh, what a life! Those bozo's do all the work and I get to lay around, sleep, eat THEIR food. What more could I ask for? I wander if my brothers and sisters have it this good?"
Hehehehe :)

07-25-2001, 10:29 PM
Graham would say this:

I love you. I really love you. Will you pet me? Will you pet me more? Will you never stop petting me ever? I love you. Thanks for petting me. Remember to not ever stop, OK? I love you. Do you love me enough? Do you like to pet me?

Cassie would say this:

Thanks for taking me places. Thanks for including me in your life. Life is so fun now. Oh, is that food? I'm a princess, please know that. Oh I know that MUST be food! My royal tummy is empty, feed me. Thanks for the treat, more please. Thanks for letting me sleep on the couch. Lets cuddle, you sit on the couch and I jump on to your lap and snore. I smell food. I forgot how very starving to death I am.

08-14-2001, 08:51 AM
I'll do what ever you want me to, because I love you.

10-17-2001, 06:15 AM
Oh-lotsa stuff!
"Brush me please."
"I don't have to come, you come!"
"Don't use the computer, play with me me me!"
"I want more of those biscuits please."
"ahaha. I am making you feel guilty cos you won't let me have more biscuits."

10-17-2001, 12:04 PM
Eli's words:
"Let's go someplace--anyplace--in the car!"
"Did you say P-A-R-K?"
&lt;dropping toys in lap&gt; "Throw this to me, please...or this...or this...or this..."

Kobie's words:
"Let's find some stuff to chase."
"I want cheese. NOW."
"Mom, Eli's bugging me again!"

Dixieland Dancer
10-17-2001, 01:18 PM
Dixie would say:

Is it time to Tigger on dad yet to wake him up? Huh is it, is it? It has to be time now! Mom, I'm gonna wake him up anyway! I can't wait another minute!

Do you expect ME to eat that krunchie stuff. Not until you put some gravy or something on it.

I know he's my son but why does he have to hang all over me all day long. I'll let him know when I want to play with him.

Mom, I'm ready to run and catch Frisbee! Come on mom it's time. I need to run!

I Love you mom! Curling up with you at bedtime is the best part of the day!

Are you going somewhere mom? Can I go too? Pleeeeaaassseee! I'll be good! I just wanna go with you mom!!!

Dusty would say:

I don't wanna go to bed now. I wanna chew my bone!

Is it time to eat yet? Is that food I smell?

I think I'll go check the kitty box for krunchies!

Mom is it time to eat yet?

Oh wow it's krunchie time! YaHoooooo

It's gone already mom. Please put some more in the bowl! I'll speak, give paw, sit, down, whatever you want just put more in the bowl, pleeeeaaassseeeee!

I think your the most special mom in the whole world! I love you mommy!

[ October 17, 2001: Message edited by: Dixieland Dancer ]

10-17-2001, 05:00 PM

10-17-2001, 05:01 PM

10-17-2001, 10:29 PM
that's funny cuz Idaho talks all the time, she's a groaner, grumbler, moaner, sigher. but, if she could speak english it would be,
"touch me, please."
"don't leave, i'll be bored."
"i'm too dignified for puppies and misbehaving dogs."
"mmmm.....cat breakfast."