View Full Version : The Perfect Man and Woman
wombat2u2004
07-29-2011, 07:45 PM
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
chocolatepuppy
07-29-2011, 07:56 PM
Oh my gosh!!!:D And Wom, I never listen, I kept on clicking!:p
wombat2u2004
07-29-2011, 09:00 PM
Oh my gosh!!!:D And Wom, I never listen, I kept on clicking!:p
Naughty naughty.....you wasn't supposed to do that. :D
Freedom
07-29-2011, 09:58 PM
Saw that once before, still hilarious! :cool:
krazyaboutkatz
07-30-2011, 01:33 AM
Cute. I kept on clicking till the end too.:)
Haha! Nice! I read till the end too!! :D
happylabs
07-30-2011, 07:44 AM
Ha! Of course we kept on clicking to the end. I disagree...men never listen! I was married for 17 years and I have proof. :p
wombat2u2004
07-30-2011, 10:16 AM
Ha! Of course we kept on clicking to the end. I disagree...men never listen! I was married for 17 years and I have proof. :p
No no.....it's women who don't listen. I was married to my first wife for 17 years to, and I used to TELL her to chop the firewood, ORDER her to mow the lawn, EXPECT my dinner to be cooked every night, YELL at her to get me a beer and find the remote. But she never did these things. Why ??? Because she never listened.......that is proof enough....hee hee :p:p
chocolatepuppy
07-30-2011, 10:58 AM
No no.....it's women who don't listen. I was married to my first wife for 17 years to, and I used to TELL her to chop the firewood, ORDER her to mow the lawn, EXPECT my dinner to be cooked every night, YELL at her to get me a beer and find the remote. But she never did these things. Why ??? Because she never listened.......that is proof enough....hee hee :p:p
I bet she wasn't listening when you screamed loudly as her foot pushed your butt out the door.:D:p
Karen
07-30-2011, 01:37 PM
I clicked through the whole thing, knowing that there is no such thing as a perfect woman OR a perfect man.
The secret to happiness in a relationship may be finding someone whose imperfections mesh with yours!
Bonny
07-30-2011, 06:04 PM
I was hoping for a HAPPY ENDING! What do I get a bunch of crap about listening. Why listen when you can have selective hearing just like the MEN do. :p
wombat2u2004
07-30-2011, 08:48 PM
I bet she wasn't listening when you screamed loudly as her foot pushed your butt out the door.:D:p
True. But the rest of the neighbourhood heard my screaming, and they looked at each other and said......."Why does Wom scream FREEDOM FREEDOM again and again ?" :p:p
wombat2u2004
07-30-2011, 08:52 PM
The secret to happiness in a relationship may be finding someone whose imperfections mesh with yours!
AND....the wife keeping the hubby well supplied with beer whilst he is watching the football....I found that to be a pretty important secret to a good relationship to. :D
Karen
07-30-2011, 08:59 PM
AND....the wife keeping the hubby well supplied with beer whilst he is watching the football....I found that to be a pretty important secret to a good relationship to. :D
Um, what if the hubby in question does not drink beer or watch football? And yes, he is male, I promise!
And sorry, Wom, if you are too lazy to get yourself a beer, ya don't deserve one - and if you are too drunk to get one yourself, well, that's a sure sign ya don't NEED another one!
wombat2u2004
07-31-2011, 05:27 AM
Um, what if the hubby in question does not drink beer or watch football? And yes, he is male, I promise!
And sorry, Wom, if you are too lazy to get yourself a beer, ya don't deserve one - and if you are too drunk to get one yourself, well, that's a sure sign ya don't NEED another one!
Well actually, I don't drink beer or watch football, but I still like to be spoilt :D
dukedogsmom
07-31-2011, 06:08 AM
No no.....it's women who don't listen. I was married to my first wife for 17 years to, and I used to TELL her to chop the firewood, ORDER her to mow the lawn, EXPECT my dinner to be cooked every night, YELL at her to get me a beer and find the remote. But she never did these things. Why ??? Because she never listened.......that is proof enough....hee hee :p:p
You are funny! And yes, I clicked through the whole thing, too. Thanks for the laugh.
momcat
07-31-2011, 04:32 PM
Still laughing over here!!!!!
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