Story teller game

[kokopup]

Seeing how much fun everyone seems to having with the word game building stories around words, i thought it would be fun to have a story teller game.

The first person gives a word that the next person has to build a short story using the word as the main theme. They in turn get to pick the next word. The object is to give a reasonable word that allows one to created a story around it. Have fun:D


Mutts

[Bonny]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble.


Barbecue :D

[Karen]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ...

Squirt gun

[kokopup]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun.

supervision

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother.

Mother

[Bonny]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother.

Mother

She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools.:eek:

April Fools

[sana]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! :p

gloomy

[kokopup]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to

Rosey

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosey O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she

green

[kokopup]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosey O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the

Tiger

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosey O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and

tomorrow

[sana]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosey O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! :mad: :p

punch and a kick

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosey O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!,
I should punch and kick you for this" But instead she

Electrical

[cassiesmom]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosie O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!, I should punch and kick you for this."

All of a sudden, the volume on a nearby boom box went to full blast as the song "Signs" by the Canadian group Five Man Electrical Band began to play...

windbreaker

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosie O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!, I should punch and kick you for this."

All of a sudden, the volume on a nearby boom box went to full blast as the song "Signs" by the Canadian group Five Man Electrical Band began to play their harmonicas. Meanwhile Candace finds a hidden stock of baked beans in Elyse's car, and says "Look everyone. Food. This ought to be good for a windbreaker." She then proceeded to....

Stars and Bars

[kokopup]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosie O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!, I should punch and kick you for this."

All of a sudden, the volume on a nearby boom box went to full blast as the song "Signs" by the Canadian group Five Man Electrical Band began to play their harmonicas. Meanwhile Candace finds a hidden stock of baked beans in Elyse's car, and says "Look everyone. Food. This ought to be good for a windbreaker." She then proceeded to play The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa on the boom box. Just then as David p stood up to salute..



American pie

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosie O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!, I should punch and kick you for this."

All of a sudden, the volume on a nearby boom box went to full blast as the song "Signs" by the Canadian group Five Man Electrical Band began to play their harmonicas. Meanwhile Candace finds a hidden stock of baked beans in Elyse's car, and says "Look everyone. Food. This ought to be good for a windbreaker." She then proceeded to play The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa on the boom box. Just then as David p stood up to salute, a fight broke out between Sandie and Richard. A swift uppercut delivered by Sandie knocked Richard base over apex. Richard raising himself from the ground blurted out "Ok Sandie, you win, it's an American pie, not a Californian pie". Meanwhile, Grace let go............

Peanuts

[cassiesmom]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosie O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!, I should punch and kick you for this."

All of a sudden, the volume on a nearby boom box went to full blast as the song "Signs" by the Canadian group Five Man Electrical Band began to play their harmonicas. Meanwhile Candace finds a hidden stock of baked beans in Elyse's car, and says "Look everyone. Food. This ought to be good for a windbreaker." She then proceeded to play The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa on the boom box. Just then as David p stood up to salute, a fight broke out between Sandie and Richard. A swift uppercut delivered by Sandie knocked Richard base over apex. Richard raising himself from the ground blurted out "Ok Sandie, you win, it's an American pie, not a Californian pie". Meanwhile, Grace let go............

Peanuts


Meanwhile, Grace let go of the bag she was holding, which contained a jar of peanuts. It hit the ground with a crash ...

[Bonny]

Meanwhile, Grace let go of the bag she was holding, which contained a jar of peanuts. It hit the ground with a crash ... Chip & Dale appeared out of no wheres & started to grab the peanuts filling up the pouches in their cheeks & then ....

[wombat2u2004]

Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ready to eat. All was well until this bratty kid comes by with his squirtgun. "Bummer" I said as the brat squirted me in the eye. "This kid needs Supervision" I said to his mother. She (his mother) pulled out a huge 2 gallon water blaster & soaked Mr. Wombat & everyone else down including the dogs & said April Fools. Everybody laughed over the kid's mom and said Happy April Fool Day!!! Even though The day started off a little Gloomy as the sun started to shine and the clothes begin to dry this fine April morning was going to turn into a disaster. Rosie O'Donnell showed up, and after eating all of the food at the venue she Started turning green around the gills. It would'nt have been so bad that she barfed in Wom's lap but the tiger skin jacket belonging to Helen, which Wom had borrowed to keep warm, copped the lot. Wom raised a hairy paw and said, Gimme a high five, today's my birthday, I'll forgive you for now, but meet me tomorrow, and I'll deal wit you then! Just then, Helen came back for her jacket. And seeing it technicolored in half digested shrimp and steak, she said "Wombat!, I should punch and kick you for this."

All of a sudden, the volume on a nearby boom box went to full blast as the song "Signs" by the Canadian group Five Man Electrical Band began to play their harmonicas. Meanwhile Candace finds a hidden stock of baked beans in Elyse's car, and says "Look everyone. Food. This ought to be good for a windbreaker." She then proceeded to play The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa on the boom box. Just then as David p stood up to salute, a fight broke out between Sandie and Richard. A swift uppercut delivered by Sandie knocked Richard base over apex. Richard raising himself from the ground blurted out "Ok Sandie, you win, it's an American pie, not a Californian pie". Meanwhile, Grace let go of the bag she was holding, which contained a jar of peanuts. It hit the ground with a crash.
Chip & Dale appeared out of no wheres & started to grab the peanuts filling up the pouches in their cheeks & then Wombat grabbed hold of Elyse and Bonny and gave them both a good shake for not posting a follow up word to this thread. "How many times;" Wombat said shaking a furry paw " must I...................."

Medication

[cassiesmom]

Medication

"How many times," Wombat said, shaking a furry paw, "must I remind you to post a follow-up word to this thread?"

Elyse took a small step backward and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry, Wom. My doctor changed my blood pressure medication around and it's got my brain in a bit of a tiz. I won't let it happen again."


Satisfactory

[wombat2u2004]

"How many times," Wombat said, shaking a furry paw, "must I remind you to post a follow-up word to this thread?"

Elyse took a small step backward and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry, Wom. My doctor changed my blood pressure medication around and it's got my brain in a bit of a tiz. I won't let it happen again."
"Well,' said Wom 'that excuse sounds satisfactory to me, for the moment anyway. But next time.....the wrath of Maggie will be wished upon you." Wom takes the magic wand from the pocket in his favourite tutu and............

Exactly

[sana]

"How many times," Wombat said, shaking a furry paw, "must I remind you to post a follow-up word to this thread?"

Elyse took a small step backward and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry, Wom. My doctor changed my blood pressure medication around and it's got my brain in a bit of a tiz. I won't let it happen again."
"Well,' said Wom 'that excuse sounds satisfactory to me, for the moment anyway. But next time.....the wrath of Maggie will be wished upon you." Wom takes the magic wand from the pocket in his favourite tutu and............

Exactly

And exactly like a magician shakes his wand on the girls so the next time they make a mistake, Maggie's curse comes on them :p

Worried

[cassiesmom]

"How many times," Wombat said, shaking a furry paw, "must I remind you to post a follow-up word to this thread?"

Elyse took a small step backward and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry, Wom. My doctor changed my blood pressure medication around and it's got my brain in a bit of a tiz. I won't let it happen again."

"Well,' said Wom 'that excuse sounds satisfactory to me, for the moment anyway. But next time.....the wrath of Maggie will be wished upon you." Wom takes the magic wand from the pocket in his favourite tutu and............

And exactly like a magician shakes his wand on the girls so the next time they make a mistake, Maggie's curse comes on them.

"I'm immune to curses! I'm not worried about what may happen to me!" shouts ...

food

[wombat2u2004]

"I'm immune to curses! I'm not worried about what may happen to me!" shouts ...


...Elyse. "Ok, ya gonna cop it now." Said Wom. He waves his magic wand, and a cupcake appears sticking out of Elyse's right ear. "Oops!! Sorry. I invoked the food curse by mistake." Just then, the mayor............

Global Warming.

[Bonny]

...Elyse. "Ok, ya gonna cop it now." Said Wom. He waves his magic wand, and a cupcake appears sticking out of Elyse's right ear. "Oops!! Sorry. I invoked the food curse by mistake." Just then, the mayor............

Global Warming.

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......


dog poop :D

[wombat2u2004]

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, and...........

Picking nose

[kokopup]

Wom Void

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......
"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, and...........
Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.

toaster

[wombat2u2004]

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, all except Bill who accuses Wom of Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.
Wom stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Pink Labrador.

[sana]

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, all except Bill who accuses Wom of Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.
Wom stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Pink Labrador.

a Pink Labrador came up and said, you all are gone crazy, can you not be like me, sane and naturally perfect! :p
Dog Pound

[kokopup]

Wom
stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Sana

a Pink Labrador came up and said, you all are gone crazy, can you not be like me, sane and naturally perfect!

Meanwhile as Sana struts her Pink Labrador, someone reports that Wombat, had stolen all of Bill's Grits. When the Dog Catcher arrived, sees a Wombat fat from eating all of Bill's grits, takes him to the dog pound, thinking he was a poodle with a thyroid problem.

goat farm

[wombat2u2004]

Meanwhile as Sana struts her Pink Labrador, someone reports that Wombat, had stolen all of Bill's Grits. When the Dog Catcher arrived, sees a Wombat fat from eating all of Bill's grits, takes him to the dog pound, thinking he was a poodle with a thyroid problem.
"What ???" Screams Wombat. "You call yourself a Dog Catcher ??? Were you born on a goat farm ??? I demand a full Congressional Review of my capture. Just then, Sarah Palin.........

Igloo

[cassiesmom]

Meanwhile as Sana struts her Pink Labrador, someone reports that Wombat, had stolen all of Bill's Grits. When the Dog Catcher arrived, sees a Wombat fat from eating all of Bill's grits, takes him to the dog pound, thinking he was a poodle with a thyroid problem.

"What ???" Screams Wombat. "You call yourself a Dog Catcher ??? Were you born on a goat farm ??? I demand a full Congressional Review of my capture. Just then, Sarah Palin.........

Igloo

Just then, Sarah Palin came on the radio announcing that she would be setting up residence in an igloo for the next six months so she could...

appreciation

[wombat2u2004]

Just then, Sarah Palin came on the radio announcing that she would be setting up residence in an igloo for the next six months so she could...

.....invite Wom to stay with her to keep her warm. She promises Wom that she would show him her appreciation in her own kind of way. Wom dons his tutu and does a leaping with joy little dance.
But beknownst to Wom, but unbeknownst to...........


Bigfoot

[sana]

.....invite Wom to stay with her to keep her warm. She promises Wom that she would show him her appreciation in her own kind of way. Wom dons his tutu and does a leaping with joy little dance.
But beknownst to Wom, but unbeknownst to...........


Bigfoot

But beknownst to Wom, but unbeknownst to........... I didn't get this part so I am going to change the sentence a little bit:

....Wom dons his tutu and does a leaping with joy little dance...As Wom was acting as a ballerina, jumping about dancing and hoping, came a Big Foot, saying," Yo! Wom! I can ballet better than you, you'll never beat me!!!" Sarah Palin said, "We are not amused..."

Wom thought,"...Was that Sarah or...Queen Victoria???"

shucks! :p

[wombat2u2004]

But beknownst to Wom, but unbeknownst to........... I didn't get this part so I am going to change the sentence a little bit:

....Wom dons his tutu and does a leaping with joy little dance...As Wom was acting as a ballerina, jumping about dancing and hoping, came a Big Foot, saying," Yo! Wom! I can ballet better than you, you'll never beat me!!!" Sarah Palin said, "We are not amused..."

Wom thought,"...Was that Sarah or...Queen Victoria???"

"Awwww shucks" said Wom. "I'm hoping for Sana's sake that it isn't Queen Victoria with her appetite for barbequed Squirtles" Sana quickly scooped up Squirtle, and ran into the forest with a hungry Queen Victoria in full pursuit.
All of a sudden...........

Ketchup

[cassiesmom]

"Awwww shucks" said Wom. "I'm hoping for Sana's sake that it isn't Queen Victoria with her appetite for barbequed Squirtles" Sana quickly scooped up Squirtle, and ran into the forest with a hungry Queen Victoria in full pursuit.
All of a sudden...........

Ketchup


All of a sudden Queen Victoria tripped over an enormous bottle of ketchup that Elyse had purchased at the warehouse club for the PT cookout...


iced tea

[wombat2u2004]

All of a sudden Queen Victoria tripped over an enormous bottle of ketchup that Elyse had purchased at the warehouse club for the PT cookout...

...and Sana made her escape. But...she became lost, and all she had in her jacket pocket was a small carton of iced tea. She wandered on, deeper into the forest........

Gingerbread House

[kokopup]

Wom

...and Sana made her escape. But...she became lost, and all she had in her jacket pocket was a small carton of iced tea. She wandered on, deeper into the forest........


Until there in the distance Sana sees this Gingerbread House Just like in the story book she read when she was a younger child. Tea in hand, Sana skips off in the direction....

firetruck

[wombat2u2004]

Wom


Until there in the distance Sana sees this Gingerbread House Just like in the story book she read when she was a younger child. Tea in hand, Sana skips off in the direction....

......of the gingerbread house. The heels of her tapshoes scrape on the flint track, create a spark, and the gingerbread house catches alight. Fumbling for her mobile phone in her pocket full of stolen macadamia nuts, she quickly dials 000, and a firetruck is dispatched. Seeing the flames, all of the PT members gather around Sana, blaming her for this catastrophe, and all say in unison "Sana, you shall forever be known as THE TORCH". Sana throws her carton of iced tea at..............

Handsome Prince

[sana]

...on the floor, rushes to the Handsome Prince Charming, and escapes with her Squirtle and the Fairytale Prince Charming

A beautiful white castle :D

[wombat2u2004]

...on the floor, rushes to the Handsome Prince Charming, and escapes with her Squirtle and the Fairytale Prince Charming

......one day, after many years of travelling and hitch-hiking and staying in dumpy hippie dwellings, they decided to vist Wom in his home, A beautiful white castle. Asking if they can stay for a while, Wom offers them his dingy and damp, dark dungeon, but advises them that the tortoise thingy will have to sleep in a cardboard box outside. They are very happy to accept.....then........

Ogre

[happylabs]

......one day, after many years of travelling and hitch-hiking and staying in dumpy hippie dwellings, they decided to vist Wom in his home, A beautiful white castle. Asking if they can stay for a while, Wom offers them his dingy and damp, dark dungeon, but advises them that the tortoise thingy will have to sleep in a cardboard box outside. They are very happy to accept.....then........

Ogre

Out form the dungeon jumps a giant Ogre with one huge eye in the front of his head and 6 small eyes in the back of his head.

Cheeseburgers

[Bonny]

Out form the dungeon jumps a giant Ogre with one huge eye in the front of his head and 6 small eyes in the back of his head.

Cheeseburgers

Wom's talented cook & servant the Ogre cooks up some kangaroo cheese burgers on the bar bee & services some Coor's to the hungry guests who...

barf! :eek:

[sana]

..look at the food and barf it out, runs to take Squirtle and escape to their real White Charming (as the prince) castle :p.. on their way..

trapped fox

[kokopup]

Sana

..look at the food and barf it out, runs to take Squirtle and escape to their real White Charming (as the prince) castle .. on their way..

trapped fox

..to the castle they encounter a Trapped fox right in the middle of the path leading to the castle. The fox pleads with Sana to have mercy on .....

battle cry

[sana]

...her and help her out, Saana says, "Why are you pleading I would of course help you!" As she opes the trap, the fox lets out a battle cry and then...

thanks

[kokopup]

Sana
.
..her and help her out, Saana says, "Why are you pleading I would of course help you!" As she opes the trap, the fox lets out a battle cry and then...

the fox grabs Sana, and chuckled " I out foxed you little girl. Thanks to my slyness I catch tasty morsel like....

purple
_

[cassiesmom]

the fox grabs Sana, and chuckled " I out foxed you little girl. Thanks to my slyness I catch tasty morsels like....

these delicious purple plums someone brought to the PT Barbecue! But because you opened the trap for me, I'll let you go. Are there any mice being served at this barbecue?"

"Goodness, no," answers Sana. "Humans don't eat mice; in fact, there are some in this group who keep them as pets! Instead, may I offer you some delicious..."

backpack

[sana]

"Goodness, no," answers Sana. "Humans don't eat mice; in fact, there are some in this group who keep them as pets! Instead, may I offer you some delicious..."

...sandwiches from my backpack. You can have some of them.
Because of Sana's generosity and helpfulness, the Fox says," Why, thank you Sana that is so nice of you. I guess I'll be on my merry way them, Taa taa then, good bye!" :)

And Sana and Prince Charming went on the other direction of to their own castle. There at...


teatime

[wombat2u2004]

"Goodness, no," answers Sana. "Humans don't eat mice; in fact, there are some in this group who keep them as pets! Instead, may I offer you some delicious..."

...sandwiches from my backpack. You can have some of them.
Because of Sana's generosity and helpfulness, the Fox says," Why, thank you Sana that is so nice of you. I guess I'll be on my merry way them, Taa taa then, good bye!" :)

And Sana and Prince Charming went on the other direction of to their own castle. There at...

......the centre of the Sahara desert their castle was located. But arriving there about teatime, they found that their castle had been buried deeply under the sand. Handing Sana a shovel, Prince Charming said......."please dig", and then he sat down and..........

Tutankhamen

[sana]

......the centre of the Sahara desert their castle was located. But arriving there about teatime, they found that their castle had been buried deeply under the sand. Handing Sana a shovel, Prince Charming said......."please dig", and then he sat down and acted all like Tutankhamen..suddenly the Prince awoke from his sleep and found himself lying in his royal bed in the City of Pleasantville in his and her princess's beautiful white castle...

(Wom, my prince is nice :p )

peaceful morning

[Bonny]

......the centre of the Sahara desert their castle was located. But arriving there about teatime, they found that their castle had been buried deeply under the sand. Handing Sana a shovel, Prince Charming said......."please dig", and then he sat down and acted all like Tutankhamen..suddenly the Prince awoke from his sleep and found himself lying in his royal bed in the City of Pleasantville in his and her princess's beautiful white castle...

(Wom, my prince is nice :p )

peaceful morning

where it was a peaceful morning. The grass was emerald green, the sun was shining, the sky was a beautiful cobalt blue, the breeze was blowing softly, the flowers were blooming, the birds were tweeting, &

rumbling

[kokopup]

Bonny

where it was a peaceful morning. The grass was emerald green, the sun was shining, the sky was a beautiful cobalt blue, the breeze was blowing softly, the flowers were blooming, the birds were tweeting, &

With out warning there came a rumbling noise from out of the west. Just as ....

donuts

[sana]

..the Prince Charming and Princess Sana turned around to see what it was, they saw a flood of DONUTS!!!:p:D:love::love::love:

shocked

[Bonny]

..the Prince Charming and Princess Sana turned around to see what it was, they saw a flood of DONUTS!!!:p:D:love::love::love:

shocked

Kokopups donut machine went haywire & there were chocolate donuts, glazed donuts, donuts with chocolate frosting & white frosting with sprinkles on them, creme filled donuts & donut holes, filling up the town of Pleasantville. Everyone was shocked & then......


bake off

[kokopup]

Bonny

Kokopups donut machine went haywire & there were chocolate donuts, glazed donuts, donuts with chocolate frosting & white frosting with sprinkles on them, creme filled donuts & donut holes, filling up the town of Pleasantville. Everyone was shocked & then......

.. word came in on the Betty Crocker Bake off just over the hill from the donut flood. It is a grim...


daisies

[Grace]

Bonny


.. word came in on the Betty Crocker Bake off just over the hill from the donut flood. It is a grim...


daisies

reminder that sooner or later we will all be pushing up daisies. However all that fertilizer will insure a wonderful collection of flowers.


quahog

[sana]

Suddenly, a word popped in Princess Sana's mind, " What was a 'quahog' mean? :confused: She erased that thought from her mind and ate her 10th donut. :p

Drove back

(and I searched it up and found out what they really were, they are like seashells, right? :))

[Bonny]

Suddenly, a word popped in Princess Sana's mind, " What was a 'quahog' mean? :confused: She erased that thought from her mind and ate her 10th donut. :p

Drove back

(and I searched it up and found out what they really were, they are like seashells, right? :))

Prince Charming & Princess Sana got into their 2011 Red Mustang Convertible & drove back into the sticks looking for some quahog's & got stuck in the sand up to the axles. They were in dire straights until ....

unicorn

[wombat2u2004]

Prince Charming & Princess Sana got into their 2011 Red Mustang Convertible & drove back into the sticks looking for some quahog's & got stuck in the sand up to the axles. They were in dire straights until ....

......all of a sudden, a mad lady wandered out of the forest, dressed in rainboots, old grubby overalls and a funny tophat. "You haven't seen my unicorn have you ??" She said. Sana instantly recognised the lady as Bonny. "Bonny !!! What is that on your boots ??" Sana said. "What on earth have you been stepping in ??" Bonny searched for her boot scraper in her hat and............

Cow pie

[Bonny]

......all of a sudden, a mad lady wandered out of the forest, dressed in rainboots, old grubby overalls and a funny tophat. "You haven't seen my unicorn have you ??" She said. Sana instantly recognised the lady as Bonny. "Bonny !!! What is that on your boots ??" Sana said. "What on earth have you been stepping in ??" Bonny searched for her boot scraper in her hat and............

Cow pie

said my my I must of stepped in a stinky cow pie climbing over that barbed wire fence where I tore the leg out of my old grubby overalls & cut my leg on the rusty barbs......

tetanus shot

[Grace]

said my my I must of stepped in a stinky cow pie climbing over that barbed wire fence where I tore the leg out of my old grubby overalls & cut my leg on the rusty barbs......

tetanus shot

Then I had to rush to the Emergency Room to get a tetanus shot. It had been over 10 years since my last one. Let me tell you, that little needle stung terribly - so I just . . . .


onion

[wombat2u2004]

Then I had to rush to the Emergency Room to get a tetanus shot. It had been over 10 years since my last one. Let me tell you, that little needle stung terribly - so I just . . . .

....cried and cried and cried as if someone had peeled an onion in front of me."
Wom, who had just arrived at the hospital, and seeing bonny crying, patted her on the back and said "Never mind Bonny, it's ok to cry because you are so short, here, let me lend you a pair of platform shoes, and then you'll be able to look people in the eye, and not in the belly button". To which Bonny replied........

Kneecap

[kokopup]

Wom

....cried and cried and cried as if someone had peeled an onion in front of me."
Wom, who had just arrived at the hospital, and seeing bonny crying, patted her on the back and said "Never mind Bonny, it's ok to cry because you are so short, here, let me lend you a pair of platform shoes, and then you'll be able to look people in the eye, and not in the belly button". To which Bonny replied........ ..Short you say as she kicked Wom in the Kneecap. You're not all the tall yourself. You and that fuzzy little face just make me..


Banana

[Bonny]

Wom
..Short you say as she kicked Wom in the Kneecap. You're not all the tall yourself. You and that fuzzy little face just make me..


Banana

laugh. You make me want to go buy a monkey & feed it a banana which....


monkey business

[sana]

...would probably do a monkey business and make me in all a bad mood...

amazed

[wombat2u2004]

...would probably do a monkey business and make me in all a bad mood...

...and all. Wom said "I'm amazed....flabbergasted. I think I'll get my shovel and go dig a hole and bury myself. Should I do that ??" Bonny, feeling guilty, is about to........

Loaf of bread

[Bonny]

bake a delicious loaf of bread for the Wombat with lots of macadamian nuts in it but...


pail

[sana]

bake a delicious loaf of bread for the Wombat with lots of macadamian nuts in it but...


pail

...but then a small ugly boy, probably one of Wom's monkey breeds :p:p came and dropped a pail of water of the loaf of braed, and then replied, " Whoops, sorry I thought is was clay.." :rolleyes:

slapped

[kokopup]

Sana

...but then a small ugly boy, probably one of Wom's monkey breeds came and dropped a pail of water of the loaf of braed, and then replied, " Whoops, sorry I thought is was clay.."

Bonny was so upset because she had gone to a lot of trouble baking the loaf of bed. Still fuming from the incident Bonny slapped the offending monkey on the back of the head and shouted..


french toast

[Bonny]

Sana


Bonny was so upset because she had gone to a lot of trouble baking the loaf of bed. Still fuming from the incident Bonny slapped the offending monkey on the back of the head and shouted..

french toast

your french toast bud. I'll make you a banana split & ....

skedaddle

[Grace]

your french toast bud. I'll make you a banana split & ....

skedaddle

skedaddle over to the nearest bookstore where I can browse to my heart's content. If you're very good, I just might bring you back something enlightening to read, to expand your mind. Of course, it could turn out to be nothing more than . . . . .


canasta

[wombat2u2004]

skedaddle over to the nearest bookstore where I can browse to my heart's content. If you're very good, I just might bring you back something enlightening to read, to expand your mind. Of course, it could turn out to be nothing more than . . . . .

.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............

crocus

[kokopup]

.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............

looked at pictures sent from home of all the crocus blooming everywhere. Just when he was ready for some of Bonny's bread an alarming noise came from the direction of Wom squatting in ...

lab rats

[sana]

.....the smallest book in the world "Pakistans Cricket Wins over Australia".
In the meantime we should all sit down and play canasta while Bonny slaves in the kitchen making us some more bread. "What kind of bread will the midget make for us this time ?" Said Kokopup as he............

crocus

Very funny Wom! :p:p:rolleyes: this book would have been written by an Australian, just saying, it was Pakistan's luck, read the one, the other people write, detailed and all true :p:p:D

[sana]

looked at pictures sent from home of all the crocus blooming everywhere. Just when he was ready for some of Bonny's bread an alarming noise came from the direction of Wom squatting in ...

lab rats
..the science lab trying to act as Einstein and do some experiments, but, these were on poor lab rats.. :( kokopup went over and hit him hard on the head with a newspaper rolled up, saying "You ain't gonna get any of Bonny's hand made bread loaf! :mad:"

ashamed

[wombat2u2004]

..the science lab trying to act as Einstein and do some experiments, but, these were on poor lab rats.. :( kokopup went over and hit him hard on the head with a newspaper rolled up, saying "You ain't gonna get any of Bonny's hand made bread loaf! :mad:"

......."Never mind" said Wom "I don't want Bonny's crumbly old stale bread anyway, I'd be ashamed to eat it".
"I think I'll go to the Aussie BBQ instead, we are having roasted lab rats on skewers, and a jug of 'Bills Best Alabaman Smell of Gasoline Moonshine' from his very own still....all in honour of our cricket win over the Pakistani's."
"Would you all like to join me ???" Wom said.

Torture

[Grace]

......."Never mind" said Wom "I don't want Bonny's crumbly old stale bread anyway, I'd be ashamed to eat it".
"I think I'll go to the Aussie BBQ instead, we are having roasted lab rats on skewers, and a jug of 'Bills Best Alabaman Smell of Gasoline Moonshine' from his very own still....all in honour of our cricket win over the Pakistani's."
"Would you all like to join me ???" Wom said.

Torture

Join you - are you out of your mind? That menu is enough to torture my taste buds for years to come.

How about we sit on that glider under the willow tree and talk about days gone by - whilst sipping on a nice glass of bubbly?


stars

[Bonny]

Join you - are you out of your mind? That menu is enough to torture my taste buds for years to come.

How about we sit on that glider under the willow tree and talk about days gone by - whilst sipping on a nice glass of bubbly?


stars

Good idea, lets sit & count the stars in the sky & everyone can have a fresh piece of the macadamia nut bread. Oh, look their

comet

[wombat2u2004]

Good idea, lets sit & count the stars in the sky & everyone can have a fresh piece of the macadamia nut bread. Oh, look their....

....goes a comet. Make a wish Wom, and it will come true" Wom made a wish, and **POOF** Bonny instantly disappeared.
"Geez it worked" said Wom as............

Red Tractor

[Grace]

....goes a comet. Make a wish Wom, and it will come true" Wom made a wish, and **POOF** Bonny instantly disappeared.
"Geez it worked" said Wom as............

Red Tractor

The Red Tractor came rolling by. The driver waved and wondered if he was interrupting something special between Wom and Bonny. They seemed to be on the same wave length.

However he didn't have time to stick around and find out, as he had this entire field to harvest, and then his wife wanted him to . . . . . . .


snow angel

[kokopup]

Grace

The Red Tractor came rolling by. The driver waved and wondered if he was interrupting something special between Wom and Bonny. They seemed to be on the same wave length.

However he didn't have time to stick around and find out, as he had this entire field to harvest, and then his wife wanted him to . . . . . . .

Help Kokopup cleanup all of the downed trees from his timber cut of last fall.
Kokopup had been working all day and you could hardly tell much had been cleared. The one visible clear area was where Kokopup's Mom had made a snow angel during the huge inch of snow we had in January. You could still see the imprint in the leaves. Just then....

Canadian Geese

[wombat2u2004]

Grace


Help Kokopup cleanup all of the downed trees from his timber cut of last fall.
Kokopup had been working all day and you could hardly tell much had been cleared. The one visible clear area was where Kokopup's Mom had made a snow angel during the huge inch of snow we had in January. You could still see the imprint in the leaves. Just then....

....Wom arrived with his Inspectors hat on. "What !!!!!" Said Wom. "is THIS all you have moved Bill ? You are a slow as Canadian Geese!!. What HAVE you been doing ???" As Wom walked away disgusted......

Forest fire

[kokopup]

Wom

....Wom arrived with his Inspectors hat on. "What !!!!!" Said Wom. "is THIS all you have moved Bill ? You are a slow as Canadian Geese!!. What HAVE you been doing ???" As Wom walked away disgusted......
...which is the way he seems to be most of the time. I have wondered if maybe he needs to buy better fitting underwear. He just doesn't under stand that cleanup of the downed trees has to be done with caution because burning of the trees if not done correctly can cause a Forest fire .
Trying to discount Wom's outward rage, Kokopup continued ......

Redneck Aussy ostrich rancher

[Bonny]

Wom

...which is the way he seems to be most of the time. I have wondered if maybe he needs to buy better fitting underwear. He just doesn't under stand that cleanup of the downed trees has to be done with caution because burning of the trees if not done correctly can cause a Forest fire .
Trying to discount Wom's outward rage, Kokopup continued ......

Redneck Aussy ostrich rancher

to insturct the Redneck Aussy Otsrich Rancher about Hanes down under wedgie free underwear. Wom just ......

Red bellied woodpecker

[cassiesmom]

Trying to discount Wom's outward rage, Kokopup continued to to instruct the Redneck Aussy Ostrich Rancher about Hanes down under wedgie-free underwear. Wom just kept walking.

Suddenly Kokopup pointed up into a nearby tree and whispered, "Look! A red-bellied woodpecker!"

Wom stopped, turned around and...

unforgettable

[kokopup]

Suddenly Kokopup pointed up into a nearby tree and whispered, "Look! A red-bellied woodpecker!"

Wom stopped, turned around and...

,with real emotion, said Woody, where have you been hiding. I have looked every where for you since forgetting to close your cage. You have been my most unforgettable catch since ....

army life

[wombat2u2004]

,with real emotion, said Woody, where have you been hiding. I have looked every where for you since forgetting to close your cage. You have been my most unforgettable catch since ....

.......the time I caught that grenade thrown at me during my army life. Mind you, I couldn't eat it, so I threw it back....AH...SO SOLLY I said at the time. But I digress. Get back into your pen this instant, you half baked American feathered turkey lookalike." Wom said to the crazy woodpecker. "How many times must I...............

Jailbait

[Bonny]

How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird.......

worms

[kokopup]

Bonny
How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird.......

eat wood instead of just pecking at it. The stupid bird should get worms just like any self respecting bird would....

pet store

[cassiesmom]

How many times must I have forgotten to close that jailbait birds cage door? I should climb into that cage & make that bird eat wood instead of just pecking at it. The stupid bird should get worms just like any self respecting bird would....

...But instead, he just flits from yard to yard, enjoying the bird seed the neighbors purchase at the pet store. He's so fortunate."

Sunflower seeds

[kokopup]

cassiesmom
.
.But instead, he just flits from yard to yard, enjoying the bird seed the neighbors purchase at the pet store. He's so fortunate." Speaking of purchased seed for home feeders. If you have Cockatiel frequenting your feeder it is best to not have Sunflower seeds. Wom being the cheap-scape that he is puts out
Sunflower seeds hulls only.....

dead battery

[Bonny]

cassiesmom
. Speaking of purchased seed for home feeders. If you have Cockatiel frequenting your feeder it is best to not have Sunflower seeds. Wom being the cheap-scape that he is puts out
Sunflower seeds hulls only.....

dead battery

along with a dead battery,beer bottles, & bean cans in his front yard. The cops have had to come many times because the neighbors .....

parties :eek:

[wombat2u2004]

along with a dead battery,beer bottles, & bean cans in his front yard. The cops have had to come many times because the neighbors .....

.......don't like the noise generated by Woms Beer and Seed parties. Wom decides to have his next party in Alabama so that his friends can enjoy a quick snort at Bills Methane Still, and have wonderful southern treats like fried chicken and watermelon. Wom asks Bill........

[kokopup]

Wom
.
......don't like the noise generated by Woms Beer and Seed parties. Wom decides to have his next party in Alabama so that his friends can enjoy a quick snort at Bills Methane Still, and have wonderful southern treats like fried chicken and watermelon. Wom asks Bill........ ...if he was a mind reader since he was not going to leave a word to continue the puzzle with. Bill replied, yes Wom, I can read minds , I already have your corn squeezing from the still. We can run by the Colonel Sanders for the chicken and we'll be....


kangaroo jerky

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
. ...if he was a mind reader since he was not going to leave a word to continue the puzzle with. Bill replied, yes Wom, I can read minds , I already have your corn squeezing from the still. We can run by the Colonel Sanders for the chicken and we'll be....

....dining on McNuggets when we could be having kangaroo jerky. Just then, Bonny arrived and screamed "Don't eat the mushrooms. They are poisonous and they........"

Yellow Mellow

[Bonny]

....dining on McNuggets when we could be having kangaroo jerky. Just then, Bonny arrived and screamed "Don't eat the mushrooms. They are poisonous and they........"

Yellow Mellow

are free so if you survive eating the first batch you can have some more so wash them down with some Yellow Mellow Moon Shine &


digging

[wombat2u2004]

are free so if you survive eating the first batch you can have some more so wash them down with some Yellow Mellow Moon Shine &

& Iowan Hay Licquor" "Geez, I'll be digging my own grave at this rate, eating a drinking all of this weird American stuff. I think we should have some special Aussie food for a change, I think we'll have...."

Amish

[Bonny]

& Iowan Hay Licquor" "Geez, I'll be digging my own grave at this rate, eating a drinking all of this weird American stuff. I think we should have some special Aussie food for a change, I think we'll have...."

Amish

to go on an Amish tour & eat lots of pies,cookies, candy, & freshly baked bread just plastered with home made butter & jelly with a huge glass of fresh cold milk to wash it down. But now ......


belt

[wombat2u2004]

to go on an Amish tour & eat lots of pies,cookies, candy, & freshly baked bread just plastered with home made butter & jelly with a huge glass of fresh cold milk to wash it down. But now ......

.....Bonny had eaten so much that her belt wouldn't fit any more. So she went and got a burlap sack and put it on. Just then Sana arrived and said "Gee Wom, that's a fat little sack of potatoes you have there". Wom replied "................

French Fries

[Bonny]

.....Bonny had eaten so much that her belt wouldn't fit any more. So she went and got a burlap sack and put it on. Just then Sana arrived and said "Gee Wom, that's a fat little sack of potatoes you have there". Wom replied "................

French Fries

Yup! & she wants Hans Yoder to take us all for a buggy ride to Mc Donalds so she can wolf down a bunch of those salty greasy french fries. I am not just up to that my belly .....

barf

[kokopup]

Bonny

Yup! & she wants Hans Yoder to take us all for a buggy ride to Mc Donalds so she can wolf down a bunch of those salty greasy french fries. I am not just up to that my belly .......is so full I feel like I might Barf.
Maybe if I had a good old Foster's it might settle my stomach then.....

donkey

[wombat2u2004]

Bonny
..is so full I feel like I might Barf.
Maybe if I had a good old Foster's it might settle my stomach then.....


I'll feel ok again. "Naw" Wom said "Fosters tastes like donkey urine. Here, try a good Aussie beer, Cascade from Tasmania" Just then, Bill arrives with a pack of Budweiser. "Aw comeon Bill, nobody wants your cans of tasteless fizzy water." Said Wom. "Go back to that still you have hidden in your wood stand, and make us some real booze". "But" said Bill "I can't stand the sound of that yelping dog" "Well" said Wom "It's either that or having to listen to Bonny all day." Bill thinks deeply and..........

Banana

[kokopup]

Wom

I'll feel ok again. "Naw" Wom said "Fosters tastes like donkey urine. Here, try a good Aussie beer, Cascade from Tasmania" Just then, Bill arrives with a pack of Budweiser. "Aw comeon Bill, nobody wants your cans of tasteless fizzy water." Said Wom. "Go back to that still you have hidden in your wood stand, and make us some real booze". "But" said Bill "I can't stand the sound of that yelping dog" "Well" said Wom "It's either that or having to listen to Bonny all day." Bill thinks deeply and..........


makes a decision that may not go well with anyone. The one thing he dislikes most, other that referring to his self in the third person, is having to carry those 60 lb bags of sugar back to the still. Koko loves to be a work dog, especially if it means pulling something. Her favorite treats is dried banana chips that they sell at Walgreen's. After loading the wagon with Sugar, Bill mushes Koko, wagon in tow, and they head to the...

sour mash

[Bonny]

Wom


makes a decision that may not go well with anyone. The one thing he dislikes most, other that referring to his self in the third person, is having to carry those 60 lb bags of sugar back to the still. Koko loves to be a work dog, especially if it means pulling something. Her favorite treats is dried banana chips that they sell at Walgreen's. After loading the wagon with Sugar, Bill mushes Koko, wagon in tow, and they head to the...

sour mash

Still where the smell of sour mash is in the air. Things are going along fine until Koko sees a rabbit & takes off with the wagon load of sugar. Bill of course is lagging behind (poor old devil) yelling at Koko to stop while sugar is flying ....

barking

[sana]

Still where the smell of sour mash is in the air. Things are going along fine until Koko sees a rabbit & takes off with the wagon load of sugar. Bill of course is lagging behind (poor old devil) yelling at Koko to stop while sugar is flying ....

barking

in the air because the bag wasn't sealed. On the hand Sana's doggy is barking and Sana is feeling unhappy, but, isn't really thinking or showing it....!!!

match

[Bonny]

in the air because the bag wasn't sealed. On the hand Sana's doggy is barking and Sana is feeling unhappy, but, isn't really thinking or showing it....!!!

match

Sana's dog Sparky is barking for a reason he is no match to the big brown bear at the Still gulping down the the sour mash & slurping the moonshine out of the Still. Then along comes Wombat like Davy Crack-up Crockett ...


wrestling

[wombat2u2004]

Sana's dog Sparky is barking for a reason he is no match to the big brown bear at the Still gulping down the the sour mash & slurping the moonshine out of the Still. Then along comes Wombat like Davy Crack-up Crockett ...

....complete with kangarooskin hat. Approaching the bear, Wombat speaks in a loud clear voice..." Ok cobber, enuf is enuf. Bugger off from Bills still or I'll bloody have you. Better still, you see that shiela over there with the oil monkeys coveralls and floral hat on ??? Well that's Bonny, and she'll have you out for a wrestling barney. Get ready for the hide'n of your life mate, they don't casll her the Powerpuff Broad for nothun." Bonny flexs her muscle (yes, just one), and.......

Dust

[Bonny]

....complete with kangarooskin hat. Approaching the bear, Wombat speaks in a loud clear voice..." Ok cobber, enuf is enuf. Bugger off from Bills still or I'll bloody have you. Better still, you see that shiela over there with the oil monkeys coveralls and floral hat on ??? Well that's Bonny, and she'll have you out for a wrestling barney. Get ready for the hide'n of your life mate, they don't casll her the Powerpuff Broad for nothun." Bonny flexs her muscle (yes, just one), and.......

Dust

takes off running in her platform high heels behind Bill & Koko leaving the bear in the dust. Chicken as he is Mr. Wombat gets left at the Still

bear bait

[kokopup]

Bonny

takes off running in her platform high heels behind Bill & Koko leaving the bear in the dust. Chicken as he is Mr. Wombat gets left at the Still
where he has been overtaken by the Mash fumes. About the time Wom turns to run it is already to late. It looks like Wom's next assignment will be impersonating bear bait. Just then out of no where comes...

police whistle

[Bonny]

Bonny

where he has been overtaken by the Mash fumes. About the time Wom turns to run it is already to late. It looks like Wom's next assignment will be impersonating bear bait. Just then out of no where comes...

police whistle

the Keystone cops blowing their police whistle. They quickly stun the bear & cuff him. Wombat is unharmed & offers the cops some Moonshine out of gratitude which ...

down under blunder

[wombat2u2004]

the Keystone cops blowing their police whistle. They quickly stun the bear & cuff him. Wombat is unharmed & offers the cops some Moonshine out of gratitude which ...

.......goes down very well thankyou very much. But too late Wom realises his mistake, too late did he realise that the Keystone Cops were really Iowan Walmart people disguised as humans. "THAT was the biggest down under blunder I have EVER made, and not only was it not made down under, it was made up over". Said Wom.
All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound coming from within the tree stand and...............

Suzi Wong

[Bonny]

.......goes down very well thankyou very much. But too late Wom realises his mistake, too late did he realise that the Keystone Cops were really Iowan Walmart people disguised as humans. "THAT was the biggest down under blunder I have EVER made, and not only was it not made down under, it was made up over". Said Wom.
All of a sudden, there was a rustling sound coming from within the tree stand and...............

Suzi Wong

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

someone or anyone

[kokopup]

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....


Barbara Walters

[wombat2u2004]

Suzi Wong a reporter from the Southern Enquirer stepped out of the bush. She was reporting on life in Bills Woodlot and wanted to interview .....

the Wompy guy that was almost bear bait. Having no luck getting any one to respond to her inquiry for the Enquirer. In despair she jumped up on a pine stump and started shouting " someone or anyone" I need a story true or not.
I'll pay....

ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............

Chiclets

[kokopup]

ANYTHING to have my own show, Good Morning Alabama, and displace the makeup queen Barbara Walters. ANYTHING" She said as she batted her eyelids (do Chinese people have eyelids ?? Not sure....anyway) she batted her eyelids at the gathering throng of Bills neighbours and the local football team. "ANYTHING ????" Said all of the Alabaman men (including Bill) in unison.
"Yes, anything" said Suzi with a wink. Not to be outdone, Bonny arrives on a pair of stilts. Standing now at least an inch above the shortest Alabaman man, she shouts out..............

"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can of
corn to me that...

Riverboat

[Bonny]

"Ok you queen Barbara wantabe this Chiclets won't take this treatment from any of you amazons. It is as clear as a can of
corn to me that...

Riverboat

you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....


skedaddle

[wombat2u2004]

you can take the next Riverboat headed out of town pronto. I'll sick Sana's dog Sparky on you all ....

....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

$5.00 a gallon

[kokopup]

....and he can bite your leg off for all I care. Now skedaddle el pronto you brazen hussy."
All of a sudden Suzy metamorphosed into a butterfly and flew away. The gathering crowd all looked on in awe, and all said in unison "Awwwwwwwe"
Bonny takes off her hat and slaps the dust off her dungarees, and says "That'll teach her to mess with a grain fed mid-western gal." The angry crowd gathers around Bonny, angry because they have missed the opportunity of having a new Good Morning Alabama hostess. "We want Suzi, we want Suzi." Chant the angry crowd. Just then, a red tractor..........

with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....

lavender dress

[wombat2u2004]

with Bill at the wheel rolled up amid the chanting mob. I don't care anything about this Good Morning Alabama thing, we have a good enough hostess now.
I do have some excellent Sour Mash Whiskey here for a mere $5.00 a gallon . If you're not into the drink then it will do fine for running you farm machinery or getting bird poo off of your....

.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

Scarecrow

[kokopup]

.......Barbara Walters Fully Inflatable Life Sized Dolls." Just then Bonny showed up dressed in her favourite lavender dress. "What IS going on ?" she yelled. "Sour mash whiskey....inflatable dolls.....red tractors....Cuban cigars....Playboy magazines. This is disgusting.
Bill, who do you think you are ?? Hugh Heffner ??? I'm reporting this to Phelpsie Honeypie at the Westbro Baptist Church". Bill, deeply embarrassed, blurts out "But what about Wom ?" Bonny snaps back "Wom is not involved in all of this tomfoolery, he is sitting over there on your own woodstand. A perfect Saint he is, a credit to the decent men of this world."
"Oh but...." Bill continues " I..............

..have had enough of this abuse Bonny. You are a guest here in my wood lot. If you can't be nice then you and the Barbara Wa-Wa wantabe can take that Scarecrow you refer to as Wom and be NICE somewhere else. You can take that inflatable doll with you I'm sure Wom will..

tugboat

[wombat2u2004]

..have had enough of this abuse Bonny. You are a guest here in my wood lot. If you can't be nice then you and the Barbara Wa-Wa wantabe can take that Scarecrow you refer to as Wom and be NICE somewhere else. You can take that inflatable doll with you I'm sure Wom will..

....stick a pin in it and let it fly about like a loose balloon. So as far as I'm concerned you can both catch a tugboat out of here." Just then a sound comes from the forest beyond Bill's woodlot, and Helen arrives in her Amish Convertible Limousine, complete with chaff bag and horse pooper scooper. "And what is going on here ???" Said Helen as she.................

Dracula

[happylabs]

....stick a pin in it and let it fly about like a loose balloon. So as far as I'm concerned you can both catch a tugboat out of here." Just then a sound comes from the forest beyond Bill's woodlot, and Helen arrives in her Amish Convertible Limousine, complete with chaff bag and horse pooper scooper. "And what is going on here ???" Said Helen as she.................

Dracula

bared her Dracula like teeth.


Lady Gaga

[kokopup]

bared her Dracula like teeth.Wait one minute there Helen, says Bill, you unfang my friend Wom. I know he is a royal pain, but he doesn't deserve a reverse transfusion. What's with the Lady Gaga outfit anyway, and those wheels. Did you steal them from Bonny. What are you up to anyway. Don't you have....

love letter

[sana]

Wait one minute there Helen, says Bill, you unfang my friend Wom. I know he is a royal pain, but he doesn't deserve a reverse transfusion. What's with the Lady Gaga outfit anyway, and those wheels. Did you steal them from Bonny. What are you up to anyway. Don't you have....

love letter

...any manners, stealing is a big bad thing..and wait a minute..do I see my love letter that was sent to me from...

evil

[Bonny]

...any manners, stealing is a big bad thing..and wait a minute..do I see my love letter that was sent to me from...

evil

my Prince Charming. The evil witch that has been bugging Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs put Helen up to such naughtiness once again. In the mean time Bonny & Barbara Walters are heading down the river on a Tug boat headed to ...




Mardi Grau

[wombat2u2004]

my Prince Charming. The evil witch that has been bugging Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs put Helen up to such naughtiness once again. In the mean time Bonny & Barbara Walters are heading down the river on a Tug boat headed to ...

.......Disneyland to check this Prince Charming guy out. They have a riddle that they must put to him, and if he fails to answer it correctly, then he will turn into a Mardi Grau frog. The riddle is.....

Croak

[cassiesmom]

n the mean time Bonny & Barbara Walters are heading down the river on a Tug boat headed to Disneyland to check this Prince Charming guy out. They have a riddle that they must put to him, and if he fails to answer it correctly, then he will turn into a Mardi Grau frog. The riddle is.....

What is a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-cola ...

But as the tug boat is heading for Disneyland, Barbara Walters tells the riddle to a deck hand, and then...


Phelpsie Honeypie

[kokopup]

What is a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-cola ...

But as the tug boat is heading for Disneyland, Barbara Walters tells the riddle to a deck hand, and then.......from out of no where Phelpsie Honeypie
from the WestBoro Baptist church arrives on the scene just in time to see....

Mickey mouse

[wombat2u2004]

....from out of no where Phelpsie Honeypie
from the WestBoro Baptist church arrives on the scene just in time to see....


...........Bill talking to Elyse. Phelpsie is consumed with jealousy, and enraged, he pulls his tiny little Bible out of his pocket, and waves it in the air screaming "This book !!! This book !!! Oh, sorry, wrong book. This is the Mickey Mouse Mouseketeers Enrollment Book, where is that Bible of mine ??" Phelpsie looks everywhere for his little black Bible. Peering over the side of the tugboat, he spots it swimming away. "Oh woe is me. I always knew my little favourite black Bible really hates me" he said. Jumping off the tugboat, Phelpsie.............

Jellyfish

[Bonny]

...........Bill talking to Elyse. Phelpsie is consumed with jealousy, and enraged, he pulls his tiny little Bible out of his pocket, and waves it in the air screaming "This book !!! This book !!! Oh, sorry, wrong book. This is the Mickey Mouse Mouseketeers Enrollment Book, where is that Bible of mine ??" Phelpsie looks everywhere for his little black Bible. Peering over the side of the tugboat, he spots it swimming away. "Oh woe is me. I always knew my little favourite black Bible really hates me" he said. Jumping off the tugboat, Phelpsie.............

Jellyfish

gets himself stung by a Jellyfish & receives a new revelation .....


Whitehouse

[cassiesmom]

Whitehouse

Jumping off the tug boat, Phelpsie gets himself stung by a jellyfish and receives a new revelation.

"Barbara!" shouts Phelpsie. "You must get off this tug boat and go to the studio right now! I just got stung by a jellyfish and I received a new revelation about the White House..."

remarkable

[wombat2u2004]

Jumping off the tug boat, Phelpsie gets himself stung by a jellyfish and receives a new revelation.

"Barbara!" shouts Phelpsie. "You must get off this tug boat and go to the studio right now! I just got stung by a jellyfish and I received a new revelation about the White House..."

......it was remarkable........the White House is about to have a huge scandal involving the President and someone named Monica." "What" said Wom "That happened ages ago you blithering idiot. Where have you been all of these years ? In Australia or somewhere ?"
Not to be outdone, Bill puts in his two bobs worth............

Laxative

[kokopup]

......it was remarkable........the White House is about to have a huge scandal involving the President and someone named Monica." "What" said Wom "That happened ages ago you blithering idiot. Where have you been all of these years ? In Australia or somewhere ?"
Not to be outdone, Bill puts in his two bobs worth............into the the fray. What in the devil is "two bobs worth", anyway. Is that some kind of down under pub speak. I think that the rumor is that Monica is going to have a return engagement at the White House. It could be that the News underground is just running off like some kind of Laxative after...

Watergate

[wombat2u2004]

......into the the fray. What in the devil is "two bobs worth", anyway. Is that some kind of down under pub speak. I think that the rumor is that Monica is going to have a return engagement at the White House. It could be that the News underground is just running off like some kind of Laxative after...

.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........

Boyfriend

[kokopup]

.....I've had lunch." "What ???" Said Wom "Monica is returning to the White house for a second crack at the whip ??" Wom lights a cuban cigar and continues "This will be bigger than Watergate !! Hey, how come I just lit a cigar ??? I never smoke, especially cigars." Wom pulls out his Aussie Slang and Totally Useless Trivia Book, and hands it to Bill, saying "For Gods sake Bill, learn the cobbers lingo will ya ? How many times must I tell you to learn that pommy sheila on the thrones English ?? Giving your two bobs worth is the same as having your suck of the sauce bottle." Elyse, sitting in her little corner gets up and says........

...hic:o Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...

antidote

[wombat2u2004]

...hic:o Speechless, Elyse continued sitting in the corner like "little Jack Horner." I'm not sure what is with Elyse tonight I guess Cassie has her tongue, said Bill, while he studies Wom's Aussie slang book. Bill ask, "Wom why don't Aussies have a word for Boyfriend other than unrepentant clod. Wom responds "Oh, there is mate...

.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as..............

Bikini

[kokopup]

.........as they say 'that word is only given on a need to know basis, and at this point in time, there is no need to know.' Bedsides, if I did tell you on this thread and my daughter read it, she would probably poison me and then I would have to PM Elyse for an antidote. But....what is life without risks ?? The words you seek my good fellow, that is applicable to my daughters boyfriend is WET BLANKET." In saying that, Wom quickly hides in a cardboard box as........................Where he had been living for some months now. Living, like a Homeless person, on the C&O Canal in DC, Wom continues to hide in the Box. Just then Bonny walks by in a Green Pokadotted Bikini with a lawn chair over her shoulder like she was....


pint

[Bonny]

..........Where he had been living for some months now. Living, like a Homeless person, on the C&O Canal in DC, Wom continues to hide in the Box. Just then Bonny walks by in a Green Pokadotted Bikini with a lawn chair over her shoulder like she was....


pint

some hip chick when she noticed Wombat in his cardboard box drinking from a pint bottle of Moonshine. That is what you get for spreading such nonsense, says she .......

doghouse

[wombat2u2004]

some hip chick when she noticed Wombat in his cardboard box drinking from a pint bottle of Moonshine. That is what you get for spreading such nonsense, says she .......

........"What ??" Said Wom, as he stuck his head out of the little window he had cut in the side of his box. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk !!!!!" He screamed as he saw Bonny in her Green Pokadotted Bikini. "I've gotta scaddadle el pronto. I've never had such a scare in my life. I'll have to find some doghouse to live in, preferably one with a huge dog, so I can be protected from such horrifying sights." Meanwhile, Bill the main instigator of women in bikinis and wet T-shirt competitions arrives, and after the initial shock of seeing Bonny in a bikini, he said "Bonny, please put something on to cover that bikini and all those cellulites. Here, here is a sugar sack you can put over yourself. You should be............"

Rathouse

[Bonny]

........"What ??" Said Wom, as he stuck his head out of the little window he had cut in the side of his box. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk !!!!!" He screamed as he saw Bonny in her Green Pokadotted Bikini. "I've gotta scaddadle el pronto. I've never had such a scare in my life. I'll have to find some doghouse to live in, preferably one with a huge dog, so I can be protected from such horrifying sights." Meanwhile, Bill the main instigator of women in bikinis and wet T-shirt competitions arrives, and after the initial shock of seeing Bonny in a bikini, he said "Bonny, please put something on to cover that bikini and all those cellulites. Here, here is a sugar sack you can put over yourself. You should be............"

Rathouse

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....... Tally Ho!

[wombat2u2004]

ashamed of yourselves you two pair of Rathouse humans. Here is the sugar sack put it over your own heads & ....

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............

Bills flying bomb.

[kokopup]

...........jump in the river."..... "Bill" said Wom. "Why did you send me that PM this morning with exactly what I was supposed to do and say when she surprised me in my cardboard box ?? Sheesh....that's the last time I'll listen to you. She says we must jump in the river.....you first now." Bill yells "Tally Ho" and takes a deep breath, and throws himself in a double flip see saw turn dive at the river, landing flat on his stomach. Bonny, momentarily confused by the backwash, failed to see Wom leap into his special waterproof cardboard box boat, complete with outboard motor, and zoom off toward Chesapeake Bay. As he approached an old derelict navy ship he saw...............
..a wonderfully restored PT boat. "Come aboard Mate", Bill says,while lowering a ladder for Wom. Welcome aboard the "Retreat", Bill says. I would offer you some of my Shine but it was all confiscated by no-good Guvment Reveneurers. The little lady calls my wonderful boat "Bills flying bomb." I guess because it is so fast and she expects her to blow at an minute. Just when Wom was getting settled on board Bonny comes flying up on a Jetski, still in her Bikini. She was Yelling something that was drowned out by the motor. Getting closer, Bonny yells again....

mortar fire

[Bonny]

Sea Gall Alert!! In coming mortar fire! Bill & Wombat get plastered (with birdie pooh):eek: & Bonnie gives them a thumbs up as she drives off...


Treasure Island

[wombat2u2004]

Sea Gall Alert!! In coming mortar fire! Bill & Wombat get plastered (with birdie pooh):eek: & Bonnie gives them a thumbs up as she drives off...

............never to be seen again. Bill and Wom give each other a "high five", and settle down to the cask of rum that Bill had hidden in the fishbait bucket.
"So who WAS that crazy woman in the bikini ?" Said Wom. "I'm really not sure..." says Bill ".....but I do know she is from one of those mid western states where they eat those funny mushrooms....yeah, they're all as high as kites out there....you could tell by the way she was steering that jetski, all over the place". "Yeah" said Wom "she was kind of loopy eh ??? She'll probably end up on Treasure Island or somewhere like that." Hearing a splashing sound they.................

Crab

[kokopup]

............never to be seen again. Bill and Wom give each other a "high five", and settle down to the cask of rum that Bill had hidden in the fishbait bucket.
"So who WAS that crazy woman in the bikini ?" Said Wom. "I'm really not sure..." says Bill ".....but I do know she is from one of those mid western states where they eat those funny mushrooms....yeah, they're all as high as kites out there....you could tell by the way she was steering that jetski, all over the place". "Yeah" said Wom "she was kind of loopy eh ??? She'll probably end up on Treasure Island or somewhere like that." Hearing a splashing sound they................... see Bonny bobing and splashing in the wake of Bill's sea going boat. From out of the foam they heard the pleas for a rescue from Bonny. " I'm about to become "Crab eat", "Please Wom , Bill help this ....

Aircraft Carrier

[cassiesmom]

From out of the foam they hear the pleas for a rescue from Bonny. "I'm about to become Crab meat! Please Wom, Bill-- help this bikini-wearer not to become lunch for the crabs!"

Wom and Bill grab a life preserver and toss it to Bonny. She takes hold of it and they help her back to the boat.

Elyse jumps up from the corner and shouts, "That was a close one! Someone's safety training from aircraft carrier days has saved the day!" Bonny wraps up in the ship's towels while Wom and Bill return the life preserver to its place.




rum

[Grace]

I must have fallen asleep and missed a few pages. Where are we :confused:

I think I need a slug of rum to tide me over for a few . . . . .

Now that everyone is safe on dry land, could we please find a good restaurant - I'm starving :(



Boston Creme Pie

[happylabs]

Wom screams "I WANT BOSTON CREAM PIE!". Bonny says, "Wom...you are sea sick!" Wom starts rambling on and on about the Boston Tea Party. He remembers being there and they were serving Boston Cream Pie. Bill and Elyse throw some water on Wom and he suddenly...


Dungeons and Dragons

[kokopup]

Wom screams "I WANT BOSTON CREAM PIE!". Bonny says, "Wom...you are sea sick!" Wom starts rambling on and on about the Boston Tea Party. He remembers being there and they were serving Boston Cream Pie. Bill and Elyse throw some water on Wom and he suddenly... starts imagining that he is a character in the Game Dungeons and Dragons.. In a loud voice, Wom Says "I am The Dungeon Master here so everyone had better...
__________________

lower the flag

[cassiesmom]

In a loud voice, Wom says, "I am the Dungeon Master here, so everyone better listen up! I don't know who turned the flag upside down when Bonny fell off the Jet Ski, but she is safe now. Please lower the flag and turn it right side up. When that is done..."

Dungeons and Dragons

[Grace]

In a loud voice, Wom says, "I am the Dungeon Master here, so everyone better listen up! I don't know who turned the flag upside down when Bonny fell off the Jet Ski, but she is safe now. Please lower the flag and turn it right side up. When that is done..."

Dungeons and Dragons

Didn't we just have dungeons & dragons?

[kokopup]

In a loud voice, Wom says, "I am the Dungeon Master here, so everyone better listen up! I don't know who turned the flag upside down when Bonny fell off the Jet Ski, but she is safe now. Please lower the flag and turn it right side up. When that is done..." ....we are going to play another game of of Dungeons and Dragons and this time I am the Dungeon Master. Bill said to Wom, "Have you noticed how weird Elyse has been since she came out of that corner". Wom replied, "Yes and now it looks like she thinks she can come in here and run this....


water logged

[cassiesmom]

Bill said to Wom, "Have you noticed how weird Elyse has been since she came out of that corner". Wom replied, "Yes and now it looks like she thinks she can come in here and run this story straight into the ground. Her brain must be water logged. Send her back in the corner right away!" Wom sees Elyse and points to the corner. Elyse slips back to her spot, muttering to herself about having been unclear about reusing "dungeons and dragons" instead of selecting another word.


desert

[happylabs]

Bill said to Wom, "Have you noticed how weird Elyse has been since she came out of that corner". Wom replied, "Yes and now it looks like she thinks she can come in here and run this story straight into the ground. Her brain must be water logged. Send her back in the corner right away!" Wom sees Elyse and points to the corner. Elyse slips back to her spot, muttering to herself about having been unclear about reusing "dungeons and dragons" instead of selecting another word.


desert

All of a sudden Wom wakes up startled from a deep, deep sleep as he hears a loud knock on the door. He opens the door and for as long and far as he can see it is nothing but desert.

Hopalong Cassidy

[Grace]

All of a sudden Wom wakes up startled from a deep, deep sleep as he hears a loud knock on the door. He opens the door and for as long and far as he can see it is nothing but desert.

Hopalong Cassidy

Sand, sand, nothing but sand in every direction. Wom wonders what on earth he is going to do - 'How will I get out of this predicament" he wonders. Suddenly, off in the distance there is a sound, then a sighting of two men running in his direction. Then they are there - directly in front of him. They ask if he wants to be rescued or sit and fry.

He, of course, chooses to be rescued. They drop him off at the nearest watering hole. As they leave, he asks their names - the first says "I am Alan - The Horse - Ameche" from Wisconsin; the second says "I am Howard - Hopalong - Cassady" from Ohio State.

Are you ready for some football . . . . .




point after

[happylabs]

Sand, sand, nothing but sand in every direction. Wom wonders what on earth he is going to do - 'How will I get out of this predicament" he wonders. Suddenly, off in the distance there is a sound, then a sighting of two men running in his direction. Then they are there - directly in front of him. They ask if he wants to be rescued or sit and fry.

He, of course, chooses to be rescued. They drop him off at the nearest watering hole. As they leave, he asks their names - the first says "I am Alan - The Horse - Ameche" from Wisconsin; the second says "I am Howard - Hopalong - Cassady" from Ohio State.

Are you ready for some football . . . . .




point after

As Wom walks into the Point After Pub and Grill, who does he see but Bonny, Bill and Elyse. They invite Wom over to their table for ostrich burgers and cactus fries. Wom is so relieved to see his friends that he...


North Pole

[sana]

so relieved to see his friends that he...

Went over to the counter took all the wine bottles and tossed them into the air and all of them. EVEN THE ONES FROM THE NORTH POLE crashed to the earth breaking into several pieces and...

kicked out :p:p:p

[Bonny]

so relieved to see his friends that he...

Went over to the counter took all the wine bottles and tossed them into the air and all of them. EVEN THE ONES FROM THE NORTH POLE crashed to the earth breaking into several pieces and...

kicked out :p:p:p

was kicked back out :p:p:p into the desert where he wondered 40 days & 40 nights until ....


Santa Claus

[happylabs]

was kicked back out :p:p:p into the desert where he wondered 40 days & 40 nights until ....


Santa Claus

...he saw, way off in the distance mounds and mounds of snow. He looked up and what did he see but Santa Claus flying over head in his sleigh with his 8 tiny reindeer.

Mardi Gras

[wombat2u2004]

...he saw, way off in the distance mounds and mounds of snow. He looked up and what did he see but Santa Claus flying over head in his sleigh with his 8 tiny reindeer.


"Well I'll be a koalas backside !!! There's a red man in a sleigh pulled by 8 midget reindeer. I must be seeing things. I've been in the desert too long. I'm going crazy." Wom dances around in a circle, cackling hysterically in his madness. "I'm going to the Mardi Gras. I'm going to the Mardi Gras" he sings.
All of a sudden he stops. There in the distance is an ambulance approaching, driven by Gretchen. She screeches to a halt next to Wom, and out jumps Elyse with a straight jacket and...............

Sprinter

[happylabs]

"Well I'll be a koalas backside !!! There's a red man in a sleigh pulled by 8 midget reindeer. I must be seeing things. I've been in the desert too long. I'm going crazy." Wom dances around in a circle, cackling hysterically in his madness. "I'm going to the Mardi Gras. I'm going to the Mardi Gras" he sings.
All of a sudden he stops. There in the distance is an ambulance approaching, driven by Gretchen. She screeches to a halt next to Wom, and out jumps Elyse with a straight jacket and...............

Sprinter

there is Helen with a leash tied to the back of the straight jacket. Quick , Wom says Helen, get into my Mercedes Benz Sprinter, we have to get Elyse out of this straight jacket! As Wom gets into the Sprinter he sees Bill and Bonny in the back. Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says...

Easter Bunny

[cassiesmom]

Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says, "Elyse has a straight jacket on because she thought she was the Easter Bunny. She won't walk, she will only hop and she keeps doing the bunny hop."

All of a sudden, the back doors of the ambulance open and Dr. McDreamy jumps out. He throws a bucket of cold water over Elyse. She stops hopping and says, "Dr. McDreamy, I'm so sorry you've seen me like this." McDreamy says, "Take the jacket off, she'll be fine." Elyse smiles and says, "Oh, thank you, doctor." McDreamy removes the straight jacket.

jelly beans

[happylabs]

Also sitting there is Santa Claus and Hopalong Cassidy. Wom says, "Elyse has a straight jacket on because she thought she was the Easter Bunny. She won't walk, she will only hop and she keeps doing the bunny hop."

All of a sudden, the back doors of the ambulance open and Dr. McDreamy jumps out. He throws a bucket of cold water over Elyse. She stops hopping and says, "Dr. McDreamy, I'm so sorry you've seen me like this." McDreamy says, "Take the jacket off, she'll be fine." Elyse smiles and says, "Oh, thank you, doctor." McDreamy removes the straight jacket.

jelly beans

Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.

Hugh Hefner

[Grace]

Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty.

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner is out of town. He's in LA watching one of his former bunnies do her thing on DWTS.

The DWTS producers are searching the globe - looking for Elyse hopping in her strait jacket. They want her to choreograph a dance for next week.


octopus

[kokopup]

Now Elyse wakes up from a dream and she, Wom, Bill, Helen and Karen are all dressed as Easter rabbits. Wom has a basket overflowing with jelly beans. Elyse's basket is filled with peanut butter eggs. For some reason Bill and Karen's baskets are empty. Karen, Bill Says, Can you think of any good reason why we were left out on the goodies. I was so looking forward to a peanut butter Cadberry egg. I like the Cadberry eggs my self, this isn't fair,Says Karen. Just then as Wom and Elyse are about to enjoy their bounty, Up walks Hugh Heffner with Bonny under his arm, and her back in her pokadotted Bikini. With a grin on her face Bonny....

unicycle

[Grace]

Ah - I did the Hugh Hefner thing a couple of hours before Bill got here. My next word was supposed to be octopus - his is unicycle.

Maybe someone can combine both?

[cassiesmom]

With a grin on her face, Bonny announces: "Guess what I invented? An Easter octopus! Eight arms to hold baskets for easier filling!" Elyse laughs and agrees that would make Easter basket preparation much easier.

Elyse says, "I can't eat all of this chocolate; my stomach is queasy from all of that bunny hopping," and moves most of the Cadbury peanut butter eggs to Bill, Helen and Karen's baskets. She keeps a couple for her nieces and places the rest in Wom's basket. She notices that there is an abundance of black jelly beans in Wom's basket and takes a few. "Not everyone likes the black ones, but I do," she admits. "Oh, and guess what? I talked to the "Dancing with the Stars" producers. They're going to hire Derek Hough to choreograph a bunny hop number for next week! I am so excited!"


I won't add another word, I will just copy the previous one: unicycle

[wombat2u2004]

With a grin on her face, Bonny announces: "Guess what I invented? An Easter octopus! Eight arms to hold baskets for easier filling!" Elyse laughs and agrees that would make Easter basket preparation much easier.

Elyse says, "I can't eat all of this chocolate; my stomach is queasy from all of that bunny hopping," and moves most of the Cadbury peanut butter eggs to Bill, Helen and Karen's baskets. She keeps a couple for her nieces and places the rest in Wom's basket. She notices that there is an abundance of black jelly beans in Wom's basket and takes a few. "Not everyone likes the black ones, but I do," she admits. "Oh, and guess what? I talked to the "Dancing with the Stars" producers. They're going to hire Derek Hough to choreograph a bunny hop number for next week! I am so excited!"

unicycle

"So who is going to be dancing with the stars next week ??" Wom asks.
"Me me me me" Said Gretchen. "And who WILL you be dancing with ??" He continues. "Well...' said Gretchen 'I've got two favourites. Tiny Tim and John Belushi. Oh they are such hunks, I love them. But, unfortunately Johnny Baby carked it a few years ago, so I guess I'll be dancing with Timmy."
"Well, I guess you'd better get in shape' Wom said ' I hear Tiny Tim is one of those real fit guys. You'd better borrow Bonny's unicycle, the one she chases cows around with." "Ok' said Gretchen 'I'll go find her and ask her for a lend of it. But before I go I need............"

Ghetto

[happylabs]

"So who is going to be dancing with the stars next week ??" Wom asks.
"Me me me me" Said Gretchen. "And who WILL you be dancing with ??" He continues. "Well...' said Gretchen 'I've got two favourites. Tiny Tim and John Belushi. Oh they are such hunks, I love them. But, unfortunately Johnny Baby carked it a few years ago, so I guess I'll be dancing with Timmy."
"Well, I guess you'd better get in shape' Wom said ' I hear Tiny Tim is one of those real fit guys. You'd better borrow Bonny's unicycle, the one she chases cows around with." "Ok' said Gretchen 'I'll go find her and ask her for a lend of it. But before I go I need............"

Ghetto

to get my lime green tutu back from my Uncle Harry. Uncle Harry just moved back to the ghetto. Gretchen stops, puts her finger up to her chin and starts to think. She looks at Wom and asks him...

Snow White

[Grace]

to get my lime green tutu back from my Uncle Harry. Uncle Harry just moved back to the ghetto. Gretchen stops, puts her finger up to her chin and starts to think. She looks at Wom and asks him...

Snow White

"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.

Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi :eek:

commercial

[wombat2u2004]

"Why do you dress like that? You look exactly like Snow White.

Where are the dwarfs - working or sleeping - or did they run off with my crazy twin. You know - she's the one with the hots for TinyTim and John Belushi :eek:

"Well ya can't blame me for looking like Snow White, it's the way my mother dresses me. She always wanted a girl you know. She even called me Sandra for the first 40 years of my life. But yes, I can see now, you do have a twin sister. I remember seeing both of you on a TV commercial. How did that jingle go ??? Something like....'Tiptoe thru the tu....tul....roses'....something like that." Wom said. He then pokes Bonny's Easter octopus, to see if it is alive. It's not. Wom continues "So Bonny, what is all of that slimy brown stuff on your boots ??? Have you been chasing cows again ??" Helen replies "Whoa.....those boots really stink Bonny"
Bonny.............

Cow pies

[Bonny]

Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....



ringworm

[Grace]

Bonny invites everyone to a bare foot Iowanian cow pie slide along with a dried cow pie Frisbee contest. The winner will receive an old stinky billy goat that will keep their lawn mowed. Come one come all ....

ringworm

Gretchen's nose is taking a beating with all the smells conjured up here recently. She suggests taking a walk. First we must skirt around the patch of ringworm lurking on that cat over by the wall.

Now head for those http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKEbtYfNMVtzskrNRpwLeAjamgOl3qK vnAWho-61A_JgguaR8w6w - don't they smell so nice :)

And the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkzttKXf1E-n1zbCgUPdRvqZGmZYbgXzp9M8y_DxBsti15ZQ5ApQ - heavenly.



astronomy

[wombat2u2004]

Gretchen's nose is taking a beating with all the smells conjured up here recently. She suggests taking a walk. First we must skirt around the patch of ringworm lurking on that cat over by the wall.

Now head for those http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKEbtYfNMVtzskrNRpwLeAjamgOl3qK vnAWho-61A_JgguaR8w6w - don't they smell so nice :)

And the http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkzttKXf1E-n1zbCgUPdRvqZGmZYbgXzp9M8y_DxBsti15ZQ5ApQ - heavenly.


Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."

"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"

"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.

"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.

"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"

"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.

"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"

"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.

"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........

Rock Concert

[kokopup]

Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."

"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"

"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.

"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.

"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"

"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.

"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"

"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.

"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........

He looks like he may have something to say about our flower garden. The policeman said, I couldn't help but notice the fagrance of something other than flowers coming from you garden. Gretchen seized the moment when she suggested that it was a perfect day for a Rock Concert. Yes, lady, I agree a Rock Concert seems to be just the ticket right now but Im more .....


Woodstock

[wombat2u2004]

Everyone wanders over to see Gretchens garden, but unbeknowns to them all, a spark from a nearby barbeque has set the garden smoldering.
"Shall we all smell the flowers?" Said Elyse. "Sure" said everyone in unison.
"Gee,' said Bill 'these flowers sure smell kinda funny, what's that stuff you have growing in there Gretchen ?? Between the flowers....the little green spiky leaved stuff. It smells kinda funny when it's smoldering away."

"Oh that stuff ' replies Gretchen 'I'm not real sure, but I know my multi-coloured cats start floating around the backyard when I burn it"

"Cool, man. Can we harvest this stuff ?" Said Bonny.

"Dude, that's good sh**" Said Elyse.

"I see stars' said Wom 'can we discuss astronomy and moons of many colours?"

"Lets all dance around in circles, and sing songs" Said Helen.

"I've forgotten what I wanted to say duderino's' Said Karen 'but it was something about a PT. Anyway, what is a PT ??"

"Whoa, I haven't been this high since I flew over Korea looking for somewhere nice and pretty to land." Said Bill.

"Oh look' said Helen 'there's a cool policeman flying towards us, and.........

He looks like he may have something to say about our flower garden. The policeman said, I couldn't help but notice the fagrance of something other than flowers coming from you garden. Gretchen seized the moment when she suggested that it was a perfect day for a Rock Concert. Yes, lady, I agree a Rock Concert seems to be just the ticket right now but Im more .....

....interested in your garden. Do you have any pot plants ??" The policeman said. "Nope' said Gretchen 'I sold them to a purple pots and pans salesman from Woodstock. I'm going there right now, I heard the in thing is to make love and not war." Everyone hops into Gretchens floral bus and.........

Bills electric ukelele

[Bonny]

....interested in your garden. Do you have any pot plants ??" The policeman said. "Nope' said Gretchen 'I sold them to a purple pots and pans salesman from Woodstock. I'm going there right now, I heard the in thing is to make love and not war." Everyone hops into Gretchens floral bus and.........

Bills electric ukelele

we all sing along with Bills electric ukelele the wheels on the bus go round & round until .....

buffalo

[sana]

a buffalo comes out of nowhere and hits hard on somebody's backside and let's see who it is... Its, Grace and she bumps into HappyLabs who bumps into Wom who then bumps into Bonny and then the song gets ruined and due to the bumping and falling the bus topples over and then....

disaster

[wombat2u2004]

a buffalo comes out of nowhere and hits hard on somebody's backside and let's see who it is... Its, Grace and she bumps into HappyLabs who bumps into Wom who then bumps into Bonny and then the song gets ruined and due to the bumping and falling the bus topples over and then.......

everyone crawls to safety. Gretchen, being very upset about the bus, said "Do you think the bus is dead, Wom ??" Wom replies " Well, it is laying on it's back with all four wheels sticking up in the air, so I'd say it's definately dead." Bonny adds "Yep, I had a cow once that layed on it's back with all four legs sticking up in the air, and it was dead, so I'd say the bus is dead for sure." Bill puts in his two bobs worth "Well I'm not convinced. Even tho this is a real disaster, I personally believe that the bus could just be unconscious. Elyse, would you check it's pulse ??"
Helen runs up with Elyse's medical box and said "Elyse, what would you like out of this box ?? The stethoscope or a hammer ??" "A hammer' said Elyse 'yes, a hammer is good." Elyse approached the bus slowly, and hit one of the wheels with her hammer. The wheel moved slightly. "It's alive !!!" Yelled evereyone as..............

Bills broken ukelele

[Grace]

everyone crawls to safety. Gretchen, being very upset about the bus, said "Do you think the bus is dead, Wom ??" Wom replies " Well, it is laying on it's back with all four wheels sticking up in the air, so I'd say it's definately dead." Bonny adds "Yep, I had a cow once that layed on it's back with all four legs sticking up in the air, and it was dead, so I'd say the bus is dead for sure." Bill puts in his two bobs worth "Well I'm not convinced. Even tho this is a real disaster, I personally believe that the bus could just be unconscious. Elyse, would you check it's pulse ??"
Helen runs up with Elyse's medical box and said "Elyse, what would you like out of this box ?? The stethoscope or a hammer ??" "A hammer' said Elyse 'yes, a hammer is good." Elyse approached the bus slowly, and hit one of the wheels with her hammer. The wheel moved slightly. "It's alive !!!" Yelled evereyone as..............

Bills broken ukelele


Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?


satellite

[kokopup]

Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?

Bill said, I vaguely remember something about a Rock Concert...errr was it a rock hunt. errr no , now what was the question again? Gretchen suggested that Bill must be senile or was it the Garden still lingering. He was doing a lot of sniffing while the Policeman was there. Elyse suggested we come to her house since she had satelite TV and we could...


toad stool

[wombat2u2004]

Bill said, I vaguely remember something about a Rock Concert...errr was it a rock hunt. errr no , now what was the question again? Gretchen suggested that Bill must be senile or was it the Garden still lingering. He was doing a lot of sniffing while the Policeman was there. Elyse suggested we come to her house since she had satelite TV and we could...

......watch the Rock concert in comfort, and raid her refrigerator. On arriving at Elyse's house, everyone was surprised to see that the house was a gigantic toadstool, complete with a gingerbread front door and chocolate cake windows. Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it to".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana..................

Cage

[cassiesmom]

Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it too".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana took a bite from the front door. "Don't just stand there eating the door! Come inside! I've got satellite TV and chocolate cake windows! I was going to listen to some John Cage music on the satellite radio, but I've changed my mind. You all can raid the refrigerator and we will enjoy the rock concert. It's a great concert! The opening act is..."

piano

[kokopup]

Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it too".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana took a bite from the front door. "Don't just stand there eating the door! Come inside! I've got satellite TV and chocolate cake windows! I was going to listen to some John Cage music on the satellite radio, but I've changed my mind. You all can raid the refrigerator and we will enjoy the rock concert. It's a great concert! The opening act is..." ... Charle Sheen on piano playing Lolly-Pop. He promised not to open his mouth and say a word. They have two guys there with gags should he open his mouth at all during the concert. Suddenly there was a muffled knock at the ...

pepperoni pizza

[happylabs]

... Charle Sheen on piano playing Lolly-Pop. He promised not to open his mouth and say a word. They have two guys there with gags should he open his mouth at all during the concert. Suddenly there was a muffled knock at the ...

pepperoni pizza

basement door. Elyse asked Bill to go see who was at the door. When Bill went to open the door he realized it was a door made out of pepperoni pizza. Bill opened the door and started to take a bite out of the door when...

"All My Children"

[kokopup]

basement door. Elyse asked Bill to go see who was at the door. When Bill went to open the door he realized it was a door made out of pepperoni pizza. Bill opened the door and started to take a bite out of the door when... to his surprise Susan Lucci's from "All My Children" was standing there with a suitcase in her hand , wearing a stray hat that still had the price tag on it. speechless Bill said "El El El Elyse you have company".


hootenanny

[cassiesmom]

"Elyse, you have company."

Elyse turns around and realizez it is actress Susan Lucci at the door. "Have you got a napkin?" she asks. "My knuckles are all greasy from knocking on your pepperoni pizza door." Elyse races to the kitchen and grabs paper towels off the roll, debating whether or not it's worth asking why Ms. Lucci is wearing a hat à la Minnie Pearl. She decides to leave it alone for now.

"But... but... you're famous! You're a daytime TV star! What are you doing at my toadstool house?" asks Elyse, handing over the paper towels.

Susan Lucci answers, "Well, I heard you're having a hootenanny in the area and I love folk and country music, so I decided to come." She wipes her hands and gives the used paper towels back to Elyse.

"Great," says Elyse. "We've already started eating... there's pizza at the back door, gingerbread at the front door and chocolate cake at the windows; please help yourself. Would you like to hang up your hat?"


basket

[wombat2u2004]

"Elyse, you have company."

Elyse turns around and realizez it is actress Susan Lucci at the door. "Have you got a napkin?" she asks. "My knuckles are all greasy from knocking on your pepperoni pizza door." Elyse races to the kitchen and grabs paper towels off the roll, debating whether or not it's worth asking why Ms. Lucci is wearing a hat à la Minnie Pearl. She decides to leave it alone for now.

"But... but... you're famous! You're a daytime TV star! What are you doing at my toadstool house?" asks Elyse, handing over the paper towels.

Susan Lucci answers, "Well, I heard you're having a hootenanny in the area and I love folk and country music, so I decided to come." She wipes her hands and gives the used paper towels back to Elyse.

"Great," says Elyse. "We've already started eating... there's pizza at the back door, gingerbread at the front door and chocolate cake at the windows; please help yourself. Would you like to hang up your hat?"


"No, not really" said Susan " I really should be running along now. I just came by because everyone was telling me that this house was full of basket cases. And everyone was right. You're all nuts here." "NUTS ??? Did someone say nuts ??" Asked Wom. "I love nuts. Elyse, where did you hide the nuts ???" Bill and Helen came running.........

picnic

[happylabs]

"No, not really" said Susan " I really should be running along now. I just came by because everyone was telling me that this house was full of basket cases. And everyone was right. You're all nuts here." "NUTS ??? Did someone say nuts ??" Asked Wom. "I love nuts. Elyse, where did you hide the nuts ???" Bill and Helen came running.........

picnic

Helen says, "I always carry nuts in my purse" as Susan Lucci starts to take off her hat. Everyone then realizes that Susan is not wearing a hat, but a picnic basket filled with nuts! Every kind of nut you could imagine; brazil nuts, almonds, pecans, hazle nuts and more! Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says...

jungle gym

[cassiesmom]

Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."

"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"

tilapia

[Grace]

Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."

"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"

tilapia

I don't want anyone to think I've given up on this -I'm just so busy right now. I'll be able to give more time the end of the week.

I can say, though, my husband's favorite fish is tilapia.


decimal

[happylabs]

Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."

"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"

tilapia

Wom and Bill announce that they are tired of eating junk food. Wom is hungry for tilapia so he and Bill decide to go fishing. The guys gather up their fishing equipment and take the basket along for any fish that they catch. As they are heading out the door Susan comes out of the bathroom and announces...

Harry Potter

[kokopup]

Wom and Bill announce that they are tired of eating junk food. Wom is hungry for tilapia so he and Bill decide to go fishing. The guys gather up their fishing equipment and take the basket along for any fish that they catch. As they are heading out the door Susan comes out of the bathroom and announces... ....
that she is really in the area job hunting since they have cancelled her soap. Susan said, They are filming a new Harry Potter movie in the area and i hoped they were hiring extras. I just can't do commercials, I have an image...


"Lash" LaRue
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[cassiesmom]

from the 365 Project... this could be the toadstool house except that it has no gingerbread door. :-|

http://media.365project.org/1/1104817_bdhsvwxz27_m.jpg

[wombat2u2004]

....
that she is really in the area job hunting since they have cancelled her soap. Susan said, They are filming a new Harry Potter movie in the area and i hoped they were hiring extras. I just can't do commercials, I have an image...


......" Wom cuts her off "An image ??? Aww beauty. Show us it." Susan reaches into her hand me down purse and pulls out an old pic of Lash Larue. "Is that your husband ??" Said Wom. "Nope' said Susan 'it's my next door neighbour. And he is bandy legged from riding horses all of the time. I was wondering if Elyse can do anything for his affliction. I have heard she is quite a good nurse."
"Could be' said Wom 'could be............

Snake oil

[kokopup]

Wom

......" Wom cuts her off "An image ??? Aww beauty. Show us it." Susan reaches into her hand me down purse and pulls out an old pic of Lash Larue. "Is that your husband ??" Said Wom. "Nope' said Susan 'it's my next door neighbour. And he is bandy legged from riding horses all of the time. I was wondering if Elyse can do anything for his affliction. I have heard she is quite a good nurse."
"Could be' said Wom 'could be............ That Elyse along with her Mushroom house she can muster up a little snake oil for Susan. I'm afraid Susan has lost it too, since she wants to treat an old Cowboy that has been in Cowboy heaven close to 15 years. I'm afraid she wants to bring back old....

Reality show

[happylabs]

Wom
That Elyse along with her Mushroom house she can muster up a little snake oil for for Susan. I'm afraid Susan has lost it too, since she wants to treat an old Cowboy that has been in Cowboy heaven close to 15 years. I'm afraid she wants to bring back old....

Reality show


memories.

Elyse jumps up and says...I KNOW! Susan you can start your own reality show. People are really into that these days. You can have all of your actor friends from All My Children be on the show with you. The show can be about ...

jackhammer

[kokopup]

happylabs

Elyse jumps up and says...I KNOW! Susan you can start your own reality show. People are really into that these days. You can have all of your actor friends from All My Children be on the show with you. The show can be about ... .. real life construction workers. They could have company type competition with events like "nail gun quick draw", stud sawing, and for the city types, speed paving and jackhammer tussel. They can make this a spinoff of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, with the other "All My Children" actors acting as....

George Stephanopoulos.

[wombat2u2004]

happylabs
.. real life construction workers. They could have company type competition with events like "nail gun quick draw", stud sawing, and for the city types, speed paving and jackhammer tussel. They can make this a spinoff of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, with the other "All My Children" actors acting as.....

....carpenters. George Stephanopoulos can hold the nails while the kids bash away at them with a hammer."
"I don't know' said Susan 'I just don't feel comfortable doing a show like that any more. It's just that, if I had Lash with me once more, it could work. But now, I am alone and very lonely, and all by myself." She gives Bill a quick wink and poses seductively, hoping for a reaction from Bill.

First date.

[happylabs]

....carpenters. George Stephanopoulos can hold the nails while the kids bash away at them with a hammer."
"I don't know' said Susan 'I just don't feel comfortable doing a show like that any more. It's just that, if I had Lash with me once more, it could work. But now, I am alone and very lonely, and all by myself." She gives Bill a quick wink and poses seductively, hoping for a reaction from Bill.

First date.

Bill says, "Oh no!...this is deja vu." My first date as a young man was with a Susan Lucci look-alike named Erica Kane. She was petite and brunette and had already been married 8 times. She ended up having amnesia, was abducted by the mob and left for dead. However, 5 years later she turned up on my doorstep still alive.” I will never forget how she…


Adopted

[cassiesmom]

"I will never forget how she resembled Susan Lucci."

Susan Lucci looks shocked and shouts, "Wait a minute! That woman is pretending to be me! She's adopted my catch phrase, 'I am Erica Kane', no less! But she doesn't have my bandy-legged hero, Lash LaRue. I don't care how good a nurse Elyse is, I love his bandy legs."

Mark Consuelos

[kokopup]

cassiesmom

Susan Lucci looks shocked and shouts, "Wait a minute! That woman is pretending to be me! She's adopted my catch phrase, 'I am Erica Kane', no less! But she doesn't have my bandy-legged hero, Lash LaRue. I don't care how good a nurse Elyse is, I love his bandy legs."

I have nothing to look forward to now that my soap is gone. I'm sure most of the other stars already have prospects for a future gig. Mark Consuelos will probably end up replacing Regis with his hottie Kelly. I'm just a has been. I don't even know of any eligible cowboys any more. Cowboys and Soap stars are just...

Star Trek

[happylabs]

cassiesmom


I have nothing to look forward to now that my soap is gone. I'm sure most of the other stars already have prospects for a future gig. Mark Consuelos will probably end up replacing Regis with his hottie Kelly. I'm just a has been. I don't even know of any eligible cowboys any more. Cowboys and Soap stars are just...

Star Trek


Cowboys and soap stars are just a thing of the past. Maybe I should try out for the part of Uhura in the new Star Trek remake.

pasture

[kokopup]

Happylabs

Cowboys and soap stars are just a thing of the past. Maybe I should try out for the part of Uhura in the new Star Trek remake. Maybe the time has come for me to put all my dreams of cowboys out to pasture. There are probably some equally as handsome bandy-legged Astronauts, and if they don't work out then...


Le Manz

[happylabs]

Happylabs
Maybe the time has come for me to put all my dreams of cowboys out to pasture. There are probably some equally as handsome bandy-legged Astronauts, and if they don't work out then...


Le Manz


I could always take my good friend Jeff Gordon up on learning to drive race cars. He has an old Le Manz he said I could practice on. The only problem is...


wombat

[kokopup]

Happylabs

I could always take my good friend Jeff Gordon up on learning to drive race cars. He has an old Le Manz he said I could practice on. The only problem is... there is a cowboy of sorts right here in our present company. Wombat is one of those Ostrich ranchers and he is sorta bandy-legged from riding those Hogs. He has that rough and tumbled look like I really....


Road trip

[wombat2u2004]

Happylabs
there is a cowboy of sorts right here in our present company. Wombat is one of those Ostrich ranchers and he is sorta bandy-legged from riding those Hogs. He has that rough and tumbled look like I really....

.........detest. I mean...riding hogs ??? How crazy can one get ??"
"Righto' said Wom 'that's enough from you Susan, time for you to take a road trip out of here, and take your basket of Walmart nuts with you."
"But where will I go ??? I have no home, no friends, no pets." said Susan.
"I know' said Bill 'you can live in my backyard. I'll set up a tent for you."
"Oh thankyou Bill' Susan said 'I can see now why all the ladies call you Snookums." Susan and Bill leave at daybreak on horses, bound for old Alabamee. On the way, Susan said "Bill, I need to ask you..........

Love nest

[kokopup]

Wom


.........detest. I mean...riding hogs ??? How crazy can one get ??"
"Righto' said Wom 'that's enough from you Susan, time for you to take a road trip out of here, and take your basket of Walmart nuts with you."
"But where will I go ??? I have no home, no friends, no pets." said Susan.
"I know' said Bill 'you can live in my backyard. I'll set up a tent for you."
"Oh thankyou Bill' Susan said 'I can see now why all the ladies call you Snookums." Susan and Bill leave at daybreak on horses, bound for old Alabamee. On the way, Susan said "Bill, I need to ask you..........
If you are like a cowboy. "Why no" said Bill. "Why do you ask." I so looked forward to a love nest with that bandy-legged Aussy Wombat. He is my true Love and I must return to his side. I really look forward to living Downunder with my Ostrich Rancher.

Sweet home downunder

[wombat2u2004]

If you are like a cowboy. "Why no" said Bill. "Why do you ask." I so looked forward to a love nest with that bandy-legged Aussy Wombat. He is my true Love and I must return to his side. I really look forward to living Downunder with my Ostrich Rancher.

"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................

Black and white cat

[kokopup]

Wom

"I'm sorry' said Bill 'you can't. You belong to me now, and you are going to live with me in mysweet home, downunder the Mason Dixie line. Yes my dear, we will spend the rest of our lives together, fighting off mosquitoes and alligators in the bayou I call home."
"Does that mean we can eat as much gumbo and watermelon as we want ?" Said Susan excitably. "Well sometimes' said Bill 'but we in old Alabamee like to eat what our Cajun cousins eat, natural food, catfish and crawdads, acorns, caterpillars, stuff like that." Ohhhh' Said Susan, her body trembling 'I can hardly wait." Just then, a raccoon ran across the track in front of them, Bill feeling hungry..................stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....


neutered or it that deodored

[Bonny]

Wom
stops at Outback for a Steak. Just then
Elyse speaks up with a angry tone in her voice. It is perfectly clear that Susan can never be happy anywhere. I think she needs to go her own way and stop all this bickering back and forth. We were perfectly happy before she came on the scene. .....with hat in hand she walks off into the sunset never to be seen again. Bonny speaks up and announces that she has a new Black and white cat named stinky.....


neutered or it that deodored

Stinky the cute flower kitty has not been as yet neutered or deodorized & Bonnie asks Wombat & Bill to do the job. They roll up their sleeves, wash their hands all the way up to their elbows, grab Stinky & ........

phew perfume

[wombat2u2004]

Stinky the cute flower kitty has not been as yet neutered or deodorized & Bonnie asks Wombat & Bill to do the job. They roll up their sleeves, wash their hands all the way up to their elbows, grab Stinky & ........

....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................

Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection

[kokopup]

Wom

....both fall over backwards once they realise that Stinky is actually a skunk from Bonny's Skunk Farm. "Oh....phew perfume" Said Wom. "This lil critter sure does smell bad Bill. Bill....BILL...where are you Bill ???" Wom turns to see Bill running away, holding his nose as....................Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

Wombat's confession
__________________

[wombat2u2004]

Wom
Pheweeee
says' Bill, this little critter sure does pack a stink. meanwhile, Elyse returns with anti-skunk stink injection. Bill says, 'what is the injection Elyse". " I've never heard of such in all my dealings." Elyse says, 'I'm not sure what it is i just thought it sounded like the answer to our problem". "the first aid kit just said skunk injection". Elyse said" Lets all just calm down....

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Grizzly Bear with a toothache

[kokopup]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam

......as I inject you all with this potion I have. I'd better read the label first. It says THIS INJECTABLE POTION IS GUARANTEED TO WORK FINE. IF FOR ANY REASON IT DOESN'T, THEN CONTACT SNAKE OIL SAM FOR A FULL REFUND. Hmmmm, I don't think this is going to work Wom.Where did you get this from ??" Wom pulls a paper bag over his head, hoping that this will all go away. "Let's listen to Wombat's confession' said Bill 'I think something is amiss here." "Well, ok, I'll come clean" Said Wom "I am really Snake Oil Sam in disguise. The real Wom is still back at the Toadstool house, feeding on the various building components." With that, Snake Oil Sam leaps up and runs into the thicket, only to collide with............

Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......

[wombat2u2004]

Wom aka Snake oil Sam


Huge tree that was there for all to see. Everyone rushed up only to find that the supposed Snake oil Sam was in fact our belove Wombat. "I don't get it" says Bill, "why pretend to be some one like that scandrel Snake oil Sam. Elyse speaks up saying, "maybe he is not pretending, but is the real Mccoy" Just then as Wom or Snake oil is waking up, a loud roar comes from the bushes. Bonny said," that sounds like a mad Grizzly Bear with a toothache" We need to get out of here now. Elyse says, But we can't leave......

......without Wom or Snake Oil Sam or whatever he calls himself in his schizophrenic state." Wom, still dazed and confused from his collision with the tree said " Ah, who cares about a stupid old bear ?? In my country, I am known as 'The Koala Bear Slayer', bears don't worry me at all. They are small and fluffy and soft, and easy to beat in a fight." With that, Wom jumps to his feet, runs into the thicket, tosses.............

Confetti

[cassiesmom]

With that, Wom jumps to his feet, tosses aside the bag that he had put over his head, and says, "Elyse, open your basket again. Under the lining is a zip-top bag with confetti in it. If we scatter some confetti around, we can protect ourselves from grizzly bears."

Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."


cake

[kokopup]

cassiesmom


Elyse opens the basket, lifts out the lining and finds the confetti. "But Wom," she asks, "Are you sure this will work? I don't want you hurting yourself, or attracting a grizzly bear with a toothache. You took a pretty hard hit against that tree."

Bill speaks up, 'I don't think Wom is in his right mind now", "I know he is hard headed but he just tried to uproot that tree back there with his head." "I suggest we get him to a safe place away from this Grizzly. I don't think he can grasp the difference between a Grizzly and a Koala bear. That's like trying to compare a cake to a bakery". Just then the Grizzly must have bitten into a piece of that cake because he let out with a Growl that just....

Library book

[wombat2u2004]

cassiesmom



Bill speaks up, 'I don't think Wom is in his right mind now", "I know he is hard headed but he just tried to uproot that tree back there with his head." "I suggest we get him to a safe place away from this Grizzly. I don't think he can grasp the difference between a Grizzly and a Koala bear. That's like trying to compare a cake to a bakery". Just then the Grizzly must have bitten into a piece of that cake because he let out with a Growl that just....


......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and wom dropped his...........

Can of Budweiser

[kokopup]

......reverberated through forest like the screaming of a USN captain at a pilot hopelessly lost somewhere over Korea. All of a sudden the mama and papa of all koala bears came bounding out of the forest. "Bugger" said Wom, as he grabbed the nearest thing to throw at the beast. Luckily for him, Bonny's wheelbarrow that was full of her lifelong possessions was handy, and he grabbed the nearest overdue library book from it, and hurled it at the bear. It missed. Everyone turned and ran towards the toadstool house. Elyse dropped her stethoscope, Bonny dropped her pitchfork, Bill dropped his Jews Harp, Helen dropped her half eaten Wendy's bacon burger, the Mayor dropped her box of peeps, Anne dropped her Rebel flag and Wom dropped his...........

__________________....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew

[happylabs]

....pants and Mooned the bear. The Bear was so shaken by Wom's backside it took off, tail between it's legs, bellowing like a stuck pig. This came as a relief to eveyone but Wom, still oblivious to everything around him. With Mr Bear out of the way everyone decided to go to Elyse's Mushroom cottage and celebrate. Everyone gathered around and Elyse gave everyone a Can of Budweiser. Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted "you mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this..... "

Mountain Dew

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

Jimmy Carter

[cassiesmom]

Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."


Beernuts

Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?

[happylabs]

Wom took one look at the Bud can and shouted, "You mean to tell me you don't have any FOSTER'S. I'm not drinking this stuff. Foster's is the one I want. That's like drinking Sun Drop as a stand-in for Mountain Dew-- close, but just not the same."

Elyse says again, "Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."



Beernuts

Edited to add: Happylabs and I posted at the same time- should I delete mine?

I would say, take off your first paragraph and then go from there. :D

[cassiesmom]

CORRECTED:

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."

Jimmy Carter

[wombat2u2004]

CORRECTED:

I'm not drinking this crap! This tastes like watered down Mountain Dew that someone dropped a skunk in." Elyse seems a bit taken back by Wom's comment and exclaims...

"Wom, you took a pretty hard hit against that tree. I don't think you should drink either Foster's or Mountain Dew right now. Give it just a little more time." But suddenly she feels a rush of cold air from the refrigerator in the toadstool kitchen and a voice shouts, "Hey, look! She's got Foster's right here!" Pilsner glasses are fetched from a cabinet and cans are popped open. "Oh, okay," says Elyse. "Let's just keep an eye on Wom, though."


"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

Peanuts

[happylabs]

"What are all you lookin at ?" Said Wom as he headed for the refrigerator, sensing that all present were trying their best to keep him from the golden drop. "Now just hang on there a durn minute" Said Bonny, as she lunged towards Wom in fight mode. "Fight fairly" Said Wom as Bonny bit him on the shin. "Yes, fight fairly" yelled Bill as he hit Wom over the head with a rusty horseshoe. "Stop it this instant" said Elyse as Helen was about to secure Wom with her famous Pennsylvanian head lock maneuver. "I have the solution" continued Elyse..."it's in the bucket outside the door, lets pour it over his head. "Nooooooooo....' said Wom 'not the dreaded mollasses in the bucket treatment." "Yes' said Bonny 'when we're finished with ya, you'll have a head as ugly as Jimmy Carter."

Peanuts

Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that......

Black Birds

[kokopup]

Happylabs

Helen grabbed Wom and Elyse got the bucket. Bill screamed, "NO, we can't pour the molasses over his head, we don't have any peanuts!" Bonny starts rolling on the ground laughing and laughing. "We aren't baking cookies Bill!"
Bill says, "We need the peanuts to attract the squirrels." Don't you know that...... If we use Sunflower seed then it will attract the Black birds. After the blackbirds are through with his head only Mama Wombat will claim him. Bill said, We can forget the molasses and sunflower seeds because with
honey and Cheerios the ......



Taffy pull

[Bonny]

Happylabs
If we use Sunflower seed then it will attract the Black birds. After the blackbirds are through with his head only Mama Wombat will claim him. Bill said, We can forget the molasses and sunflower seeds because with
honey and Cheerios the ......



Taffy pull

bunch of us can have a good old time Taffy pull. We can pull Wombat all over the place. Now what .........


Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla

[cassiesmom]

bunch of us can have a good old time Taffy pull. We can pull Wombat all over the place. Now what .........


Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla


"Now what do you say, we'll have a honey, Cheerios, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla breakfast. I know Elyse has Count Chocula and Fruity Pebbles around here along with the honey nut Cheerios. She's a huge fan of cereal, even though she mostly eats it for supper instead of breakfast. There's vanilla yogurt in the fridge. It's right in there between the Foster's and the Bud. Elyse is a Cubs fan so you know she's got Bud on hand. Tell her to get out some cereal bowls, milk and sugar and we'll be all set."


pizza

[wombat2u2004]

"Now what do you say, we'll have a honey, Cheerios, chocolate, strawberry, vanilla breakfast. I know Elyse has Count Chocula and Fruity Pebbles around here along with the honey nut Cheerios. She's a huge fan of cereal, even though she mostly eats it for supper instead of breakfast. There's vanilla yogurt in the fridge. It's right in there between the Foster's and the Bud. Elyse is a Cubs fan so you know she's got Bud on hand. Tell her to get out some cereal bowls, milk and sugar and we'll be all set."

"That's not vanilla yoghurt between the beer' said Wom 'that's a culture I have growing on that old half eaten pizza I found in someones bin. It's sort of gone all white and gooey and has all of these little yellow and green spots on it. But yeah, I think it tastes sorta like yoghurt, but is a little chewy with the green bits of meat in it. Bonny...you being our chief food taster, you can have a mouthful first."

Perfect

[happylabs]

"That's not vanilla yoghurt between the beer' said Wom 'that's a culture I have growing on that old half eaten pizza I found in someones bin. It's sort of gone all white and gooey and has all of these little yellow and green spots on it. But yeah, I think it tastes sorta like yoghurt, but is a little chewy with the green bits of meat in it. Bonny...you being our chief food taster, you can have a mouthful first."

Perfect

Bonny says, Wom you drank too much of that spiked Mountain Dew. I am not going near that furry green pizza. Bonny picks up the pizza and says, this is a perfect example of...

Prince William

[Bonny]

Bonny says, Wom you drank too much of that spiked Mountain Dew. I am not going near that furry green pizza. Bonny picks up the pizza and says, this is a perfect example of...

Prince William

how Prince William will act when he gets a taste of Katy's cooking. All men think about is


????????????

[happylabs]

how Prince William will act when he gets a taste of Katy's cooking. All men think about is


????????????

"All men think about is themselves! I want a new car, I want a new set of golf clubs, I want a nicer looking woman, I WANT, I WANT!!! I am sick of it!" says Bonny. Everyone is shocked at Bonny's outburst, especially Wom, Wom being the kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less person that he is. Helen opens her mouth to speak when suddenly...

Hair Club for Men

[kokopup]

happylabs

"All men think about is themselves! I want a new car, I want a new set of golf clubs, I want a nicer looking woman, I WANT, I WANT!!! I am sick of it!" says Bonny. Everyone is shocked at Bonny's outburst, especially Wom, Wom being the kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less person that he is. Helen opens her mouth to speak when suddenly...kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less Wom shouts," I have had about enough of you all you whining Sheila's as I can take. No matter how much you try to be a nice guy it's not enough. Whine. whine, whine that is all I hear Sun up till Sun down. I thought I was lookin ok for a blok my age then Bonny suggest ,just yesterday, that I join Hair Club for Men. What has a guy got to do to EVER get anything...

Long hot Summer

[happylabs]

happylabs
kind, caring, loving, devoted and self-less Wom shouts," I have had about enough of you all you whining Sheila's as I can take. No matter how much you try to be a nice guy it's not enough. Whine. whine, whine that is all I hear Sun up till Sun down. I thought I was lookin ok for a blok my age then Bonny suggest ,just yesterday, that I join Hair Club for Men. What has a guy got to do to EVER get anything...

Long hot Summer

to be easy. I am going off to spend the long hot summer ALONE and in peace and quiet! As Wom starts to storm off Elyse grabs him and says Wom...

hurricane

[cassiesmom]

As Wom starts to storm off, Elyse grabs him and says, "Wom, you can't do that. You can't spend the summer alone. This is a La Niña year. Who knows what the weather will be like anywhere? For all we know you could be caught up in a hurricane and swept away off the corner of the earth, and we'd never know. Please don't do that."


icicle

[wombat2u2004]

As Wom starts to storm off, Elyse grabs him and says, "Wom, you can't do that. You can't spend the summer alone. This is a La Niña year. Who knows what the weather will be like anywhere? For all we know you could be caught up in a hurricane and swept away off the corner of the earth, and we'd never know. Please don't do that."


"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

[Bonny]

"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked :eek: a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us.....


harem scarum

[kokopup]

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us.....If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......


hiding place

[wombat2u2004]

.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

[Bonny]

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

WHAT??????????? You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears.:mad: There now that should ......

Cuckoo Cuckoo

[cassiesmom]

You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears. There now that should

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

pizza

[wombat2u2004]

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

Dead Rat

[kokopup]

Wom
"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice" Bill speaks up, Wom, I think you should learn a little more about the south. Telling Bonny that there was no Grits pizza is probably all wrong. Even though Grits are made from corn I doubt that there are to many Iowan's know what grits are. I'm sure there have been Grits pizza, since you can have grits on or in just about anything. I love grits and not being a cajun i'm not that fond of Gumbo.

Wom the old DeKota indians had a saying" when you suspect you are riding a "dead Horse it is time to dismount. I'm sure the same rules would apply to a dead Rat." Now that you know you have been riding a dead rat.....

RAGBRAI

[cassiesmom]

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

[Bonny]

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......


Mississippi River

[kokopup]

Bonny
a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

[Bonny]

Bonny even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect :eek:..........


corn cobs