April Fool's Thursday #372.

[RICHARD]

LOL,

I was going to play a practical joke on everyone by proclaiming this as the Last Thursday...I was going to make it look like the bar was going to close....
But, there is a religious holy day that happens on the Thursday before Easter Suday and even I have some semblance of shame and religious fear in my soul.;)

With that?

I think some refreshing minty juleps and a nice ham dinner would be in order.

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I remember an Easter where my dad and mom were in a hurry to get to the picnic we were going to. My dad was trying to hurry things along and my mom dropped the ham she had cooked just outside the front gate.

Boy, that was a day to remember!:eek:


Ham, taters, mixed veggies, warm rolls, real butter, gravy and a nice salad on the side.

DONE!

[RedHedd]

MMMM sounds yummy! My mother would always make a homemade Russian brew for Easter called Kvass - it's sort of like a sweetened beer. Seeing as this is a virtual bar and the alcohol won't harm me, I'll have a nice mug o' Kvas!

[RICHARD]

MMMM sounds yummy! My mother would always make a homemade Russian brew for Easter called Kvass - it's sort of like a sweetened beer. Seeing as this is a virtual bar and the alcohol won't harm me, I'll have a nice mug o' Kvas!

A plate and a Kvas!

DONE!:)

[pomtzu]

I remember an Easter where my dad and mom were in a hurry to get to the picnic we were going to. My dad was trying to hurry things along and my mom dropped the ham she had cooked just outside the front gate.

Boy, that was a day to remember!:eek:


Ham, taters, mixed veggies, warm rolls, real butter, gravy and a nice salad on the side.

DONE!

Was all this served just outside the front gate???? :confused::D

[RICHARD]

Was all this served just outside the front gate???? :confused::D

LOL, I don't remember exactly what happened afterwards. I do remember my mom saying she was not going and somehow the ham got washed off.

No, there was no side dishes on the side walk....:rolleyes:;)

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I was laughing and I didn't separate the menu from my memories!:D

DONE?

[Marigold2]

I need a good slapstick joke to play on my co-workers. I think tomorrow I will call, pretend I am a new patient and confuse them with a strange name and accent.
Does anyone have any good ideas for Dr's office pranks?:eek:

[RICHARD]

I need a good slapstick joke to play on my co-workers. I think tomorrow I will call, pretend I am a new patient and confuse them with a strange name and accent.
Does anyone have any good ideas for Dr's office pranks?:eek:

Apple juice 'specimens'.


You fill a cup and 'sample' the goods.

walk into the office and say someone left a cup and a note. pretend to smell then taste it.:rolleyes::eek:

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

I don't know any good Dr.'s office pranks but I'd like some of that ham dinner please. Maybe that will help me feel better. I caught LH's cold and I feel cruddy, but not as bad as he did when he was sick. I don't even have a puppy to keep me warm. She's in with LH. And Trillian, my cat is probably sleeping on my daughter's bed.

[RICHARD]

I don't know any good Dr.'s office pranks but I'd like some of that ham dinner please. Maybe that will help me feel better. I caught LH's cold and I feel cruddy, but not as bad as he did when he was sick. I don't even have a puppy to keep me warm. She's in with LH. And Trillian, my cat is probably sleeping on my daughter's bed.

I have some extras I could send your way?

Ham and something hot to drink? Feel better!

DONE!

[Catherinedana]

The kvas sounds yummy and festive! and hows about a sliced ham sandwich with a little bit of front yard crunch?

[Marigold2]

I work for an eye doc so even though your idea is brillant Richard it does not apply. I think I will call and disguise my voice like a little itty bitty deaf and batty ole lady and try and make a very confusing appointment. It's my day off but that won't stop me from having fun with them. :p:p

[RICHARD]

The kvas sounds yummy and festive! and hows about a sliced ham sandwich with a little bit of front yard crunch?

First it was Pepsi, now you are making fun of the vegetarians here in Lost Angeles?:eek::D

Kvas, a ham sandwich and FYC!

DONE!

MG,

Grab a papertowel and put something red on it, Hold it up to your face/eye and walk into the back office.

Then say something about gouging your eye out so you could spend your day off with your co-workers?:eek::rolleyes::D

[Catherinedana]

First it was Pepsi, now you are making fun of the vegetarians here in Lost Angeles?:eek::D



No I'm not!! I think they are absolutely delicious with barbeque sauce!!

[RICHARD]

No I'm not!! I think they are absolutely delicious with barbeque sauce!!

NO heading into THAT direction.

I heard a funny line similar to yours, the other day on the tube.

Someone was doing an interview and the topic went to racism.

The guest told a story of how a black man walked into a bar in the south, took a seat, and waited to give his order.

The bartender came up and told him, "I'm sorry, we do not serve black people here..."

THe guy looked at him and said, "That's O.K., I wasn't planning on ordering one!"

Refill?

DONE!

[Catherinedana]

Hee hee! :D

[lvpets2002]

:p Thats a good one Richard.. Good Laugh.. :D

Ok some of the good yum yum food & a fruit drink please.. Lets me see if I can get a hold of Orc.. I think I see him out in the pasture hiding eggss.. At least I hope he is hidding them & not eating them..:rolleyes:

NO heading into THAT direction.

I heard a funny line similar to yours, the other day on the tube.

Someone was doing an interview and the topic went to racism.

The guest told a story of how a black man walked into a bar in the south, took a seat, and waited to give his order.

The bartender came up and told him, "I'm sorry, we do not serve black people here..."

THe guy looked at him and said, "That's O.K., I wasn't planning on ordering one!"

Refill?

DONE!

[Pinot's Mom]

I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!:rolleyes:

Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay? :)

[RICHARD]

I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!:rolleyes:

Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay? :)

Done!


I am serving peeps too!

DONE!

David goes into the hospital and look what happens!

I'll check on the ORC.....

[Laura's Babies]

Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!

[RICHARD]

Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!

Yes you can!

A liver and onions special!

DONE!

[cassiesmom]

doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)

We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.

For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?

[RICHARD]

doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)

We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.

For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?

Good one.....

A mimosa!

DONE!

I just am putting together some jalapeno cheese bread. Ready in about 1.5 hours?

I made a small loaf last night and am going to make a loaf and smaller rolls! It was THAT good.:eek:

[slick]

But, there is a religious holy day that happens on the Thursday before Easter Suday and even I have some semblance of shame and religious fear in my soul.http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/wink.gif Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision. :D;) One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry. :rolleyes: No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....

what the heck is kvass???

[RedHedd]

Ooh! Peeps! May I have a chocolate covered Peep, please?

[Catherinedana]

Do they make chocolate covered Peeps? :eek: OOOooooo!

[RICHARD]

Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision. :D;) One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry. :rolleyes: No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....

what the heck is kvass???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

Taters and ham w/a cold one!

DONE!

Redd

Hows about a chocolate fondue.

Stab a peep with a skewer and dunk them?

Done?

CD,

Join in the fun!

DONE!

[smokey the elder]

I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.

[Lady's Human]

Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....

No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.

[Pinot's Mom]

Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....

No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.

I'm happy for you - truly - I really am....have I convinced you??
I'll be working...:(

Barkeep, I love the idea of dunked peeps! I'll have some with my coffee this morning!! :)

[Pinot's Mom]

I had to share this - a friend just posted this on FB - PEEPS SUSHI!! :eek:

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/reviews/blog/2010/04/peeps_sushi.html

[RICHARD]

I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.

Grab a juice box of apple juice and pretend to go while in the b-room.

(Another option? Cherry juice!)

Hold it up and proclaim, "What's wrong with me!" and have a taste.

IT's really sick potty humor, but a simple, effective gross out joke.

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Ham'n'eggs?

DONE!


LH,

But, what work do you have lined up at home?;)

Music for you and your dance partner!

DONE!

PM,
Dunked peeps and coffee! Peeps sushi sounds way too Cah lee fuh nee ah!

DONE!

[davidpizzica]

Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!

[RICHARD]

Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!

You got it, glad to hear all went well!

One coffee, bailey's and a bottle of catsup?;)

DONE!

[Pinot's Mom]

Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!

Glad you're back! Hope you fully heal soon!

What, no PEEP SUSHI?? Come on, no adventure! ;)

[RICHARD]

glad you're back! Hope you fully heal soon!

What, no peep sushi?? Come on, no adventure! ;)

lol!

Done!:d

[Lady's Human]

Breakfast is on, hash browns, toast, coffee and a swiss/cheddar/ham/mushroom omelet.

Anyone want some?

[RICHARD]

Breakfast is on, hash browns, toast, coffee and a swiss/cheddar/ham/mushroom omelet.

Anyone want some?

Let's rock!

I'll toss in some bisquits and gravy?

DONE!


Seems like it's going to be a nice day today!

[Karen]

I'll have some omelet if there's any leftover! Warmest day in these parts since last September, they're saying ...

[Lady's Human]

I saved a couple of pieces of omelet much to someone's disgust, and the biscuits and gravy would top everything off nicely !

[Pinot's Mom]

In from yardwork. Could I please have some leftover ham, a biscuit or two (no gravy, thanks) and a glass of Chardonnay?? I'll need Orc to lift it, though, I was weeding and my arms are falling off.

[Lady's Human]

Ham, biscuits and CHardonnay..DONE!

The barkeep is probably still tryying to figure out F-1 qualifying.....I'll fill in for him.

:p

[davidpizzica]

Glad you're back! Hope you fully heal soon!

What, no PEEP SUSHI?? Come on, no adventure! ;)

Sure, I have adventure! A peep slushie over here! BTW, may I ask what has Orc been up to in my absence? Has he been up to no good again?!

[Lady's Human]

David, you just don't want to know.

He got hold of his remote, there were eggs involved.......it really wasn't pretty when I walked into the bar this morning.:eek:

One peep slushie, no problem, and Orc has some cleaning up to do........

[davidpizzica]

David, you just don't want to know.

He got hold of his remote, there were eggs involved.......it really wasn't pretty when I walked into the bar this morning.:eek:

One peep slushie, no problem, and Orc has some cleaning up to do........

Thanks for letting me know LH, and thanks for sparing me the details!

[Lady's Human]

All I'm going to ask is this......has anyone seen the easter bunny? :eek:

[RICHARD]

All I'm going to ask is this......has anyone seen the easter bunny? :eek:

What did you do to Lady? She looks fabulous! Love the ears.

LOL,

I do have a ??? about the Knockout Qualifying! Do not understand the tiers (1,2,3) and how they get the pole/qualifiers!

DONE!

David,

Glad to see you are well. No more operations for you. Otherwise the Orc goes where ever you do!

I think we have created a new drink with Peeps in it!

DONE!

PM,

Refill?

DONE!

Karen,

How's about an afternoon tea?

DONE?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Just popping in to say hi to the gang...took an early day today, I think this MPD weather we have going on around here is taking a toll on me!

Iced coffee and one special please...and some CNTs for my tag alongs.

[Lady's Human]

F-1 qualifying is knockout qualifying.

Q-1 everyone has a shot at posting the fastest lap time they can, and it's a 20 minute session.

The slowest 7 cars are eliminated, and their spots on the grid are fixed based on teh times they posted.

Q-2 the remaining 17 cars have 15 minutes to post the fastest lap time they can.

Again, the slowest 7 cars are eliminated, and their spots on the grid are fixed based on teh times they posted. leaving 10 cars. The fastest lap times are actually posted during Q-2.

Q-3, everyone has 10 minutes to post the fastest lap times they can.

The catch? You start the race on the tires you post your fast lap with. The lap times tend to be slower in Q-3 because no one wants to race on a set of shagged out tires.

[Pinot's Mom]

Happy Easter morning everyone!! Blueberry scones and coffee for now, but after church, there's a big brunch coming! Eggs and bacon and champagne! All in?:)

[RICHARD]

The catch? You start the race on the tires you post your fast lap with. The lap times tend to be slower in Q-3 because no one wants to race on a set of shagged out tires.

Thanks. I thought the qualifying was more 'fun' than the race!:eek:

PM,

Good Morning to you!

Eggs , bacon and champagne.

I am going to do a Mex burrito of chorizo, taters and egg!

DONE!

[Queen of Poop]

Hello all, I'm home. Could I get a large cup of tea please? 3 days at my parents with all their smoking, I've got a nasty sore throat. I've done 2 loads of laundry to wash out the smoke, next one is the kitties blankets.