Um...a "personal" question... [Archive]

NoahsMommy

10-17-2002, 11:51 AM

Hi,
I have a "personal" question about Basil...it may sound niave...so you are fair warned...

Let me defend myself first...I'm blond...hee, hee, just kidding...my prior knowledge on this subject is...Noah...he has lots of fluffy hair everywhere so I never even noticed this on him...

This morning Basil was "helping" me put make up on and resigned to bathing himself when I was almost done. I noticed that he got a ton of litter on his paws after he went to the litter box right after jumping in the wet shower. I was making sure that was all that was on his paws when I saw...uh...it? He isn't fixed yet becuase he is still too young...but he has um...a "male organ". Do they have those on the outside? Like dogs do?

I'm sorry to ask such a silly question, these are the first cats I've ever had.

Thank you!

sasvermont

10-17-2002, 12:01 PM

I sometimes see Graemer's when he is cleaning himself all over....ahemmmmm

Cinder & Smoke

10-17-2002, 12:15 PM

But to answer Basil's Mom's question...

Yep! Just like a Dawg...
Bottom side, back toward the rear end...
Usually well covered by fur.

The other two "parts" are further back, under the tail; and often not descended (almost invisible) in a young kitten.

TheAntiPam

10-17-2002, 12:23 PM

And to make things even more descriptive: My male kitty has a white underside from tail to chin - except for dark gray markings that very clearly shows the location of his boy parts.... makes it easy to know he's all boy! *ahem* :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

NoahsMommy

10-17-2002, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
The other two "parts" are further back, under the tail; and often not descended (almost invisible) in a young kitten.
Not in Basil....they are....uh...there for all to see. It doesn't help that his tail is always up in the air and that "they" are a very light gray in contrast to his grey/black body. Poor little thing...no dignity. (Well, until November 1st when he gets fixed)

Cinder & Smoke

10-17-2002, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by NoahsMommy

Not in Basil....they are....uh...there for all to see. :cool: It doesn't help that his tail is always up in the air :p and that "they" are a very light gray in contrast to his grey/black body...

Hmmmmm...

A "dab" of Hair Coloring, possibly?

Do they make "boxers" for Kats?? :rolleyes:

:D

Former User

10-17-2002, 12:58 PM

We call that Casper's little pimple...:rolleyes: well because not much is there and nothing on his behind. When Casper is washing himself from the private parts, we can see his "pimple" outside.
And it's so funny, Casper is almost completely black, but when he walks, his tail is up and everyone can see his pink butt! :rolleyes: :o

NoahsMommy

10-17-2002, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke

Hmmmmm...

A "dab" of Hair Coloring, possibly?

Do they make "boxers" for Kats?? :rolleyes:

:D
hee hee!!! Hmmmm.....that would be so cute... :) They could even have like a theme...Halloween for October...etc. :D

moosmom

10-17-2002, 01:21 PM

Noahsmommy,

Oh, you mean the "winkie" :p . Yup, they sure do. Even after they're fixed. I see Moo's winkie alot more often since he has no fur to hide it :eek: . Imagine having to look at THAT everytime he bathes himself. :eek: Fortunately, they can't use it. As much as they think they're Don Juans, it won't work without all the equipment. I wish I could convince my older male Casey of that. He keeps trying to hump Mollie Rose. Boy does she ever get pissed!!! You'd think he's learned by now. But no...:rolleyes:

wolflady

10-17-2002, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by moosmom
Noahsmommy,

Oh, you mean the "winkie" :p . Yup, they sure do. Even after they're fixed. ...

LOL LOL I am so chuckling right now!;) It's funny because a lot of times you won't see the "winkie" because cats actually retract them back up inside. :eek: Wierd, huh? I seldom see ...it...on my cats, but the times I do see it are when they are cleaning. I guess they just need to ah...stick it out...for a bath??!!! :eek: Then the "winkie" goes back from whence it came....

Edwina's Secretary

10-17-2002, 03:47 PM

I will try to ask this question delicately, but when you consider the actual biological function....

Do they have those on the outside

it wouldn't do much good inside would it?????

NoahsMommy

10-17-2002, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
it wouldn't do much good inside would it?????

Nope! I guess I thought they were more like rabbits and had a "hole".... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Miss Meow

10-17-2002, 04:42 PM

OK, who's going to put "winkie" on the PT new words thread!!! :D

NoahsMommy

10-17-2002, 04:51 PM

ha ha....too funny Miss Meow!!! :D :) :D

Cinder & Smoke

10-17-2002, 05:55 PM

"da http://www.forum-smilies.com/tierisch_28.gif anna http://www.aowm60.dsl.pipex.com/bumblebee.gif ; Class 101... :D

This is producing jest a LIL bit more info
than we reelee needed to knowe... :rolleyes:

:D

koxka

10-17-2002, 06:57 PM

I'm having an education here!

Couldn' find the word "Winkie", the dictionary suggested me to look for "Winkle" and what I got is:
winkle /{speaker}wI{ng}kl/ noun, verb
noun (BrE) (also periwinkle AmE, BrE) a small shellfish, like a SNAIL, that can be eaten verb (BrE, informal)

PHRASALVERBS
winkle sth/sb<->out (of sth) to get sb/sth out of a place or position, especially when they do not want to leave.

When Iuri was young 1 yrs old or so, was laying on the table while I was rubbing his tummy.I repeat, I was strictly rubbing his tummy, the poor boy should feel confortable because his "Winkie" went out for a fresh air :rolleyes:....and he flushed right against the wall:eek:. It took me good five minutes before I realized what happened!!!!

Miss Meow

10-17-2002, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by koxka
... the poor boy should feel confortable because his "Winkie" went out for a fresh air

That is a funny mental image!

And now, preeeeeee-senting, the magical walking winkie!!! :D

AmberLee

10-17-2002, 11:32 PM

:o :o :o Well, I'm certainly feeling unobservant. I've actually wondered about the difference between cats and dogs and how being 'retracted' affects toms... :o :o :o

10-18-2002, 05:20 AM

Boxer-shorts for cats ?? Not a bad idea , Niina ! It exists for dogs , so why not for cats :confused: :confused: :D

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lbaker

10-18-2002, 07:52 AM

Even after my male cat Sunny was "fixed" (even though it wasn't broken:o) he would try to "romance" the girls. They didn't mind and we just let him alone knowing he was...um....shooting blanks as it were ;)

Barbara

10-18-2002, 10:06 AM

We need some words for the 2 parts they are wearing outside (as long as the are not "fixed"). :D The winkie is something that works with furboys like with skinboys (but much much smaller).
And regarding furboys the telescope system works also when they are "fixed.;)

AdoreMyDogs

10-18-2002, 03:23 PM

Hehe :) You are all too funny :)

I think what you are reffering to, Noah's Mom, is what I call "Lipstick" in dogs. I don't know if a kitties' "winkle" resembles a doggies' "lipstick", but it sounds like it's pretty similar, but on a ...ahem.....smaller scale?

NoahsMommy

10-18-2002, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by Barbara
We need some words for the 2 parts they are wearing outside (as long as the are not "fixed"). :D The winkie is something that works with furboys like with skinboys (but much much smaller).
And regarding furboys the telescope system works also when they are "fixed.;) I call them..."cotton balls"... :o :o ;) ;)

koxka

10-19-2002, 01:12 AM

NoahsMommy "cotton balls" is funny, my mother call it "Olivetes=little olives" because is just the size and the shape of the olives :)

Sara luvs her Tinky

10-19-2002, 01:31 AM

:o :o :o somehow I feel smarter after having read this thread:o :o :o

krazyaboutkatz

10-19-2002, 02:01 AM

You guys are too funny.:D Since Sunny is my only short haired cat, I sometimes notice his cotton balls but I've never seen his winkie. :)

krazyaboutkatz

10-19-2002, 02:02 AM

You guys are too funny.:D Since Sunny is my only short haired cat, I too have seen his winkie. :)

Miss Meow

10-19-2002, 02:13 AM

Cotton balls and olivettes - OK!

I think if our cats could, they'd log in and post a poll:

Do your owners embarrass you by:

a) talking about our "winkies"
b) give funny names to our velvety bits
c) tell the world about the scent of our feet
d) oh no, all of the above

:)

AmberLee

10-19-2002, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by Miss Meow
... d) oh no, all of the above...

ROTFLOL!!! Honestly, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying (and REALLY worrying the fur kids.) ;) :D

koxka

10-19-2002, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by popcornbird
LOL @ this thread ........................ but..............................ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Can we change the subject? :o :eek: :o :o :o

Why should we, Popocorn?
We are having fun :D. What's wrong with it ?
Do you think we better...

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Randi

10-19-2002, 03:47 PM

Miss Meow and Koxka! http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_63.gif

NoahsMommy

10-19-2002, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Do your owners embarrass you by:

b) give funny names to our velvety bits

:)
HEE HEE!!! LOVE it!! "Velvety bits" :)
Too funny!