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12-23-2009, 08:27 AM
Several years ago my co-worker gave me this little book of cat carols for Christmas. I just got it out this morning. It is so cute. The songs are all parodies about cats to real Christmas carols.
Here are a few I thought you all would enjoy:
Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments shine temptingly.
I want to whack them with my paw
And grab them when they hit the floor
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments shine temptingly
Awake in a Cat Bed
Awake in a Cat Bed,
She can’t go to sleep
She’s thinking of cat toys
That she’d like to keep
She’s seen them in catalogs
And on TV,
And she’s left her Christmas list
Pinned to the tree
A catnip-filled heart and
A long piece of string
A large kitty condo
With everything.
Cat videotapes and
A brush for her fur,
She’s hoping that Santa
Will bring these for her
The First Meow
The first meow,
The angels did say,
Was to certain white Persians
On rugs where they lay,
On rugs where they
Lay trying to sleep.
Having dreams about cat life
That were so deep
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
They’ll get to do what they want, somehow.
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
They’ll get to do what they want, somehow.
Wreck the Halls
Wreck the halls with two cats running,
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Fur goes flying, lamps get done in,
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Tumbling swiftly down the stairway,
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Woe to those who get in their way
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Here are a few I thought you all would enjoy:
Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments shine temptingly.
I want to whack them with my paw
And grab them when they hit the floor
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your ornaments shine temptingly
Awake in a Cat Bed
Awake in a Cat Bed,
She can’t go to sleep
She’s thinking of cat toys
That she’d like to keep
She’s seen them in catalogs
And on TV,
And she’s left her Christmas list
Pinned to the tree
A catnip-filled heart and
A long piece of string
A large kitty condo
With everything.
Cat videotapes and
A brush for her fur,
She’s hoping that Santa
Will bring these for her
The First Meow
The first meow,
The angels did say,
Was to certain white Persians
On rugs where they lay,
On rugs where they
Lay trying to sleep.
Having dreams about cat life
That were so deep
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
They’ll get to do what they want, somehow.
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
They’ll get to do what they want, somehow.
Wreck the Halls
Wreck the halls with two cats running,
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Fur goes flying, lamps get done in,
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Tumbling swiftly down the stairway,
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la
Woe to those who get in their way
Fa-la-la-la-la … la-la-la-la