I just got my first seasonal Lap Dance.

[RICHARD]

I know when the weather is getting colder when the Edster starts to give me the Cold Weather Cat Lap Dance....

Again, I'll be watching TV and notice that the Edster will park his rear end at the foot of the chair, look at me and the next thing I know I have a cat lounging on my lap....

Of course he earns his money and keep by doing this....here he is after a long day of work....:D

[Laura's Babies]

You made me laugh, you always do.. But the pictures of the Edster made me bust out laughing HARD!

[aTailOf2Kitties]

I guess since he's not wearing a g-string, you can tuck them in his collar?
:p

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Poor baby! No wonder he looks exhausted!!! He must have worked hard and long to earn that much!!! :D:love:

[iceyshiver21]

Too cute. =D

[Husky_mom]

poor Ed.. he must be one tired lap dancer...lol... I bet he´s getting a new bling bling collar.. haha

and someone had way too many free time.. :p thank you for my daily dose of fun ;)

[cassiesmom]

I am soooo jealous! I wish I could get a lapful of Edster while watching tv ... could you give him a big hug from me, please?

[katladyd]

You tip well.:D

[GILL]

Richard you are a really good tipper, or Edster a great lap dancer, judging by that roll. My CREW don't fair as well, too many at a time, so the tip is spilt.

[catmandu]

Oh you are supposed to tipThe Cat!!!:eek:
I wondered why none of My Found Ctas were Lap Cats at all!!
I thought that the Pouches of Whiskas would be enough as well as the odd Suffed Baked Potato!!!
:confused:

[astrid]

Poor Ed!!! He has to work his tail off.... at least you are a good tipper :D

(very funny Richard!!! thanks for the laugh, I needed it)

[RICHARD]

Ed has had his hugs and salutations given to him. He sends the same back.

It is time for cooler weather-I have had the 'couch blankies' out and when he sees one, he saunters over and waits for an invite to jump into my lap.

His tips come from the change I get when I go to the store, what I win on lottery tickets and cashing in my pop cans and bottles.......I stapled them end to end and used them as a garland! It's a pretty good motivator to save a dollar here and there-you want to see the roll get bigger.

It's not a great deal of money, it's all dollar bills and the Edster has earned every penny.:D

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Great story!

He is sleeping on a blanket my mom crocheted and a pink towel I put down for him.

I pulled it up to re-settle the towel and found a hairball tucked neatly near the edge.

I guess he got sick-I can tell when he is about to puke one up. He wakes up and sits there with his head rolled forward and does not flinch......I missed that one.....

[katladyd]

If he's earned all that, he is a fine cat indeed! I wish you many more years together. Give Edster a hug from me.:)

[RICHARD]

If he's earned all that, he is a fine cat indeed! I wish you many more years together. Give Edster a hug from me.:)

He just has to trim his nails, a job he doesn't seem to allow when he is in a mood.......

I should deduct for the "Close to Homes" when he launches off my lap.

He starts to get grip on the top of my thigh and sometimes stomps the 'jewels'....:eek::rolleyes:

One hug?

DONE!:D

[GILL]

Sorry too hear Richard, but try that with a 26 lb'er., Barts paw will cover my kneecap. When he launches the whole chair moves and with those big paws he rarely misses.
I think I need full body armor. A lot of times I have several, if Mits is there that’s another 16 lb. and if there is a noise in the house I could have 3-7 cats launching, with full nails for traction.

[Tora Oni]

Yeah maybe I should tip my cat, too if that would make him a lap dancer kitty too. Watch out if you hand in all that "dirty" money at the bank they may comment about your cats choice of career. ;3

[RICHARD]

Yeah maybe I should tip my cat, too if that would make him a lap dancer kitty too. Watch out if you hand in all that "dirty" money at the bank they may comment about your cats choice of career. ;3

LOL,
Wait until you see all the cat hair stuck to it!:D