Deer Mz. SoPhie bUnnY

[Daisylover]

My namz is CaSey annD I comE to liBd wid Ms eMma, ChocLat Bunknee, VelVitz, roBiE an a bRatz knAmed DayZeE.

i gOtz lonz FlOpz erz an m uh bLaktz bunee. Mz CAtHY thikz we musk Bee relatdz cuZ we Boff likz parZlee a LoTz. CEnTZ we r Alikz and wee r both blAktz, I wuz wunering if usz ebEr Ben to MeEchagain und haFf relativees hEre?

I gotz a bhaD I infezoN so eye cumd hom wid Mz CAfee frum a bUnz sancuarie.... I tiNk she wAnna Keepz me...courz eye m prEtTy cutz. PlUs eye m a SenIor bunknee soz eye geTz sPoiLed loTz. Ey hOpeS she Kepz ME Butz thOs oTherz r gelus ...boyz r theM dUmbz.....eye iz LiTle bunz un donT tAkup anzzzz rooMs at all.

Sew whiL whee r wAitg 2 deCidE my fATe I thot I wud Tracz My fambly trEe, althu wHatz a tRee haf to Do wid My famble eye m knOt so Sur. Sewz ifn U thInkz We mitE bee relatd n Mz Cafee cantz keeps mE I cud cum live wid U?

4Lornle yurs, CaSey bunknee :(

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sweet Casey
I just want to welcome you to Pet Talk and tell you I am glad to meet you. I'm sure Miz Sophie will be thrilled with your letter. I do hope you are feeling all better now. All fingers and paws and tails will be crossed for you to stay in the home you obviously love. :)

[zippy-kat]

Deer Mizzer Casey Bunnie,

You soundz reel cutez! But whut iz a seenyearz bunnie? I don't knowz 'sactly whut dat iz. Doz it meanz youz seen lotsa yearz go by? You knowz whutz? My burstday is on August 31. I'll beez a whole 2yrz oldz! Does datz make me a seenyearz bunnie?

I iz gladz you gotz low earz. Dey iz fun ain't dey? I likez to dipz da tippie of minez in my pineapple juize to save sum fer laterz.

I ain'tz neber been to Meshegun. I dunno iffin' I have relativez dere or notz. Mom sed she kinder doubtz it. Cos she sedz I cumbd frum Heavenz, but I dunt reely know where dat iz. I dunt reely 'memberz life afore my momma gotz me--I've askd but mom jist sed she'd tell me laterz. So I askd laterz and she jist sedz wuzn't allz dat importantz and mebbey she'd tellz me when I wuz olderz; she sed it wuz a sadz beginningz and dat I jist need to knowz dat I iz safe and soundz and LOVED herez. An I don't guess you kin ask fer morez!

I iz sorriez you gotzta eye infektion. I don't reely knowd whut dat iz, but I hope it ain'tz seri-ooze. I bet Miz Cafee kin kurez it thoz! I hoppiez you getz to stayz at Mz Cafee'z houze. I bet you'd likez it dere--and eben dat bratty ol' Dayzee.

I askd my momma iffin' you couldz come stayz wif uz. She sedz New Messico wuz along wayz frum Meshegun. An alzo she ain't gotz no j-o-b rightz now. I askd whut a j-o-b wuz an she sedz itz whut keepz me in parzley an I sedz I thought datz whut da fridge-a-gatorz wuz fer. She sedz da j-o-b wuz whut keptz da fridge-a-gatorz runninz. An I sedz, I thoughtz dat wuz whut dat lil' blak kord datz you won't let me chewiez wuz for. She shookz her head an sedz, "Sophie bunnie, I luvz you."

Anywhoz, she sedz it wuz prolly in your bestest interestz dat we don'tz right nowz. She sedz she wuz worriedz aboutz sumpin' called a tranzportz makin' you strezzd. She alzo sedz dat iffin' sumpin' would happenz, she reely cain't affordz any morez vet billz at dis pointz. I iz reel sorriez. I think Mom iz tooz. She likez to helpz outtiez allz she kinz.

I reely hopez you getz adoptdz by Miz Cafee--I betz you'd have da greatest homez. I wishez you wellz and I'll sey my bunnie prayerz fer you a homez. Pleaze keepz in touchz!

Luv,
Sophie Bunnie

[Daisylover]

wElll eyEz m in trobull. Mzz CafEE sez eye m knot 2 usz da cmPtr anz she sawz mY notz to yu. I gotz sColdded fur asKin ifn eye culd LIbe w/usz. Eye toLd heR eye wuz oNlee lukin out 4 mySelf....I luked lik shez Brok my hArt so tHen she felt reAL guiLte, hah-Hah-hah shez is kInda ezy to whaatduyacall itz..... manIPulate.

BeSides dat ol cmPtr waz jus sitin tHer wid nuthin 2 due. eye didnut evn chewz on da bLaktz snaKe thad makz it goz cuzzz she tuld me itz waz a no-NO, so eye WUZ a gud bunknee!!! sum peoplz r jus Kraby liKe dumbz ol DaYZee.

Sew eye m sorree ifn eye bothErd yuz.....Mz Cafee saiD eye had 2 apolgiZ tu yuz sew eye iz sorree. Besidz eye dunt thiNk I wuld lik 2 go on A pLain ... Mz CaFee saz yu libe 2 far awaz an bEsidz itz reEl HOT wher yu iz...I dunno that eye wuld lik dthat aNd thinkz eye wUld miz the snNowz in winntner. Eye thinkz eye Wilz conTinyou 2 findz my famble cuz I herd Ms Cafee saY jeaneologee taks timz and dere r oCcazionally deaDEndz. buTT don tell herz dthat or eye bee in trobull agaiNz.

bUyz the waze mY I infeczion is mUch beteR. NOw allzz eye nEedz 2 due iz get thouz othRs bunkees 2 lIke mee soz eye can stayz heRe. Eye keepz tEllin dthemZ eye iz a LiDel Bunz an donuntz takez Up much rumz butz tHey r arGuMENtAtiv abot dthatz. Ifn usz has anyz ideerz abut How tu make dthemz likz me eye wuld preciaTe yr addvicE. foo-e on mZ cAfee, eye m gona usz the cmPtr whenz shee aintz heRe....itz jus siTing dthere w/nuthin 2 due....So dthere!!!

eyed betr goz b4 eye getz kaughT....eye wantz mZ Cafee 2 thinkz eye iz a gud gurl anz whatz shE dontz NO wontz hert herz
AS dthey SaY n telebizion.....LatEr!!!