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lizbud
01-16-2008, 09:21 AM
Robbery suspect loses testicle in accidental shooting

Posted: Jan 15, 2008 12:16 PM EST

Updated: Jan 15, 2008 05:57 PM EST


Chris Proffitt/Eyewitness News

Kokomo - It was one embarrassingly wrong move for an alleged armed robber that cost him dearly. It happened early Tuesday morning at a Kokomo convenience store when police say a 25-year-old man accidentally shot himself during a holdup.

Given the chance, Derrick Kosch would probably start the day over. It began with a bad decision and only got worse.

"My understanding is that his right testicle had to be removed," said Major Don Whitehead of the Kokomo Police Department.

That's what happens when you shoot yourself in the groin. Police say that's just what Kosch did during an armed robbery of a Kokomo, Indiana convenience store.

Surveillance tape from the store shows an armed man with a cloth sack entering the store. After yanking the female clerk by the hair, he demands money.

"It appears on the video, that when he returned the handgun back to the front waistband of his pants, that it discharged," said Major Whitehead.

The bullet pierced his right testicle, then tore into his left calf. Telling the clerk he shot himself, police say Kosch took the money and ran. A short time later, police were called by a relative of the suspect, saying that Kosch had been shot.

When police arrived at the wounded suspect's grandmother's home, they found him and allegedly recovered a white, cloth bag containing the store's money.

Kosch's grandmother, who doesn't want to be identified, is disappointed.

"I have grandchildren, but I've made it possible for them to have all kinds of things, not by taking something that belongs to somebody else," said the grandmother.

Taken from surgery into custody and off to jail with his face hidden, Derrick Kosch is charged with armed robbery and criminal recklessness that cost him dearly. The painful lesson that crime doesn't pay that will last a lifetime.

Kosch denies robbing the store and told police that someone shot him. Today, detectives were searching for the weapon used in the robbery.

joycenalex
01-16-2008, 10:00 AM
hard to feel sorry for him....and those genes shouldn't go back into the pool

smokey the elder
01-16-2008, 12:16 PM
Darwin award runner-up? :p ;)

pitc9
01-16-2008, 12:45 PM
Darwin award runner-up? :p ;)

Hell Yeah!

lizbud
01-16-2008, 12:50 PM
Tough guy wasn't so tough after all. :rolleyes: In the film clip of him
being wheeled out to an ambulance, he had his head & face covered by
a blanket. I LMAO. :D They published his photo anyway. :p

lvpets2002
01-16-2008, 12:55 PM
Darwin award runner-up? :p ;)

:rolleyes: :p Daa Daa A Darwin Poster Child for Sure..

Miss Z
01-16-2008, 01:24 PM
Sometimes, the justice that the law doesn't provide is sweeter. ;) :p

Laura's Babies
01-16-2008, 05:16 PM
Funny! Funny! Funny! Didn't he know the gun was loaded and to be careful? This word was created for people like him "DUH!"

Twisterdog
01-17-2008, 08:33 PM
Well, it is simply unfortunate that the bullet only took out the right testicle. Would have been better if it would have gotten them both, and eliminated any possibility of him passing on that brilliant intelligence.

Pawsitive Thinking
01-18-2008, 04:49 AM
Well, it is simply unfortunate that the bullet only took out the right testicle. Would have been better if it would have gotten them both, and eliminated any possibility of him passing on that brilliant intelligence.

:D

moosmom
01-18-2008, 09:51 AM
Now THAT story belongs on America's Dumbest Criminals!!

RICHARD
01-18-2008, 10:19 AM
hard to feel sorry for him....and those genes shouldn't go back into the pool


NOT FUNNY AT ALL.....

How the heck can he put genes in the pool that have been shot off.

This is another sexist story. ;)


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Like does this mean he doesn't have the B@ll to try that again? :confused: :rolleyes:


Or

This guy sounds nuts! :rolleyes:

Sparklecoon
01-18-2008, 12:14 PM
Some how I just can't find any apathy for this man. I know people have to eat and live (and pay for drug habits in some cases) but threatening an innocent human being with death is inexcusable to me. I won't go as far as saying he deserved it but well he may have.