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DrKym
10-25-2007, 02:20 PM
got this in email today also ROFLMBO thought of you 2 right away! takes fun people to appreciate humour!


To everyone else hope it gives you all a chuckle!

One liners...that make ya giggle.......

Some folks are so eager to find fault, you'd think there's a reward.

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled
like.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

I wish my mouth had a backspace key.

I either want less corruption or more chances to participate in it.

Smoking doesn't kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill
people.

Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.

The older I get, the better I was.

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

Bad breath is better than no breath at all.

A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity
knocks.

RICHARD
10-25-2007, 03:53 PM
See what PT does to your mind? :D

DrKym
10-25-2007, 03:54 PM
See what PT does to your mind? :D


What mind? I had one once I am told...then I had children.....now I miss it..... :p

jennielynn1970
10-25-2007, 04:05 PM
I don't have kids... so what's my excuse?! :p

Granted I teach 1300+ of them a year, so maybe that's where it went!

Those one liners were great!

cassiesmom
10-25-2007, 04:07 PM
I heard one on the radio yesterday that is totally me: I love to exercise so much that if I was racing with a pregnant woman, I'd come in third! Yep, that's me.

Freedom
10-25-2007, 04:28 PM
Very good, thanks for sharing.

DJFyrewolf36
10-26-2007, 04:55 AM
Ha ha ha, that is funny! Way to make my morning :D

Pawsitive Thinking
10-26-2007, 05:01 AM
See what PT does to your mind? :D

Of all the things I miss most, my mind has to be one of them!

Miss Z
10-26-2007, 10:37 AM
LOL, they're great! I'll be saving those for my bebo taglines. :p

Dorothy39
10-28-2007, 01:16 AM
Of all the things I miss most, my mind has to be one of them!

oh Geez, that comment made me giggle!!


Oh , and Dr. Goodnow , thanks for sharing that with us!!!!

DrKym
10-28-2007, 01:53 AM
yqw my dear

moosmom
10-28-2007, 09:08 AM
Little 'ole me?????? :eek:

I don't have a mind anymore.

Donnaj4962
10-28-2007, 09:52 AM
Thanks for sharing those lines! I am sure I will use some of them in the future. At our office, we take turns doing the weekly calendar, and we put quotes at the top. I seem to be the one who prefers the humorous ones.... so I am sure some of these will show up!

By the way, I heard a great pick up line on the radio last week....

"I am still hot. It just comes in flashes now."!!!!! :D :D :D

I was on my way to work and about drove off the road laughing so hard!

DrKym
10-28-2007, 10:59 AM
I call my hot flashes my "mini tropical vacations" :D

DrKym
10-28-2007, 11:00 PM
*bump*