zippy-kat
08-05-2002, 12:53 PM
Dear Miz and Mizzer PetTalkers,
Hi, itz Sophie Bunnie aginz.
I iz writin' to youz cos I don't thinkz Momz beenz verrie fairz lately. Shez hadz been lettin' me outtiez allz da timez an I iz reel gudz but den da otter dayz she putz mez in my cage an I didn't doz nuffin' to dezervez dat!! (well, maybe..... I chewied da carpet........and shredded her favorite set of sheets........and chewied a hole in da blanket). Butz I sedz, "HEY! Diz ain't fairz!" An doz youz know whut she hadz da nerb to tellz me? She sedz, "'Courze it ain't! Da fairz inna coupla weekz." An so I sedz, "HEY lemme outtie herez!" and den I bitz and shookz da barz on my houze. An I soonz found outtiez dat waz a reel no-noz! Cos she bent downz toz my cagez and sed, "Sophie, I don'tz likez dat Smart Alex mouf of yourz. You'd better quit or there will be no parsley!"
And I sedz, "Yeah, onlee, I don'tz carez," an I shookz da barz sum morez. An she sed finez I kin akt like that allz I wantz toz an den she left da houzie!
She came backz in jist a fewz minutez wif groceryz. An I sedz, "Kin I have some parsley puh-leze?" An she sedz no, on accountz of my prior smart alex aktionz. An she putz uppie da groceriez and den leftz sum morez.
She waz gonez awhilez and I hadz sum timez to thinkz. I don't know who diz Smart Alex guy is but he don'tz seemz so smartz to mez. An I wish he'd leave my aktionz and mouf alonez. He ain't done nuffin' but getz me in trubblez. Itz funnie cos he onlee comez outtiez when I iz mad. He don't doz nuffin' iffin' I sitz still and quietz in my cage. I wunder whutz da differ-antz?
Anywayz, wouldz you puh-leze speak to datz Zippy-katz of yourz an she iffin' she can gimme sum parsley? Iffin' you cain't doz dat, wouldz you speakz wif diz Smart Alex guy and see iffin' you can getz him to leavez me alonez?
Thankz fer doin' diz fer mez. An if you cain't doz any of itz, thanks fer nuffin'.
Yer rezident jail bunnie,
Sophie
Hi, itz Sophie Bunnie aginz.
I iz writin' to youz cos I don't thinkz Momz beenz verrie fairz lately. Shez hadz been lettin' me outtiez allz da timez an I iz reel gudz but den da otter dayz she putz mez in my cage an I didn't doz nuffin' to dezervez dat!! (well, maybe..... I chewied da carpet........and shredded her favorite set of sheets........and chewied a hole in da blanket). Butz I sedz, "HEY! Diz ain't fairz!" An doz youz know whut she hadz da nerb to tellz me? She sedz, "'Courze it ain't! Da fairz inna coupla weekz." An so I sedz, "HEY lemme outtie herez!" and den I bitz and shookz da barz on my houze. An I soonz found outtiez dat waz a reel no-noz! Cos she bent downz toz my cagez and sed, "Sophie, I don'tz likez dat Smart Alex mouf of yourz. You'd better quit or there will be no parsley!"
And I sedz, "Yeah, onlee, I don'tz carez," an I shookz da barz sum morez. An she sed finez I kin akt like that allz I wantz toz an den she left da houzie!
She came backz in jist a fewz minutez wif groceryz. An I sedz, "Kin I have some parsley puh-leze?" An she sedz no, on accountz of my prior smart alex aktionz. An she putz uppie da groceriez and den leftz sum morez.
She waz gonez awhilez and I hadz sum timez to thinkz. I don't know who diz Smart Alex guy is but he don'tz seemz so smartz to mez. An I wish he'd leave my aktionz and mouf alonez. He ain't done nuffin' but getz me in trubblez. Itz funnie cos he onlee comez outtiez when I iz mad. He don't doz nuffin' iffin' I sitz still and quietz in my cage. I wunder whutz da differ-antz?
Anywayz, wouldz you puh-leze speak to datz Zippy-katz of yourz an she iffin' she can gimme sum parsley? Iffin' you cain't doz dat, wouldz you speakz wif diz Smart Alex guy and see iffin' you can getz him to leavez me alonez?
Thankz fer doin' diz fer mez. An if you cain't doz any of itz, thanks fer nuffin'.
Yer rezident jail bunnie,
Sophie