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jackmilliesmom
08-10-2007, 10:44 AM
Delia's Way

> Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent

>ice-cream drips.

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> Suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You

>are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

>

> Delia's Way

> To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the

>potatoes

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year

>

> Delia's Way

> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the

>dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside

>of the cake.

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.

>

> Delia's Way

> If you accidentally over-salt a dish, while it's still cooking, drop

>in a potato slice

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough.

>Recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it

>and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

>

> Delia's Way

> Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator, and it

>will keep for weeks.

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> It could keep forever. Who eats it?

>

> Delia's Way

> Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your

>forehead. The throbbing will go away.

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8

>ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache,

>but you won't give a toss.

>

> Finally, the most important tip:

>

> Delia's Way

> Freeze leftover wine into ice cube trays for future use in casseroles.

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> Left over wine? Helloooooooooooooooooooo???!!

>

wombat2u2004
08-10-2007, 10:47 AM
Heheheheeeeeeeeeeee......excellent :D :D
Wom

K9soul
08-10-2007, 11:53 AM
LOL! love it :D

Randi
08-10-2007, 12:52 PM
Good one! :D

Miss Z
08-10-2007, 01:42 PM
>

> Delia's Way

> When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the

>dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside

>of the cake.

>

> The Real Woman's Way

> Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.



LOL, my grandma (who is an avid cake baker) is horrified when we always pick up birthday cakes from Tesco. :p

Thanks for sharing, that was really funny!

moosmom
08-10-2007, 06:09 PM
Delia's my hero!!! :D

ChrisH
08-11-2007, 04:47 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/CwmmawrJet/Smiles/happy041.gif Love it!

jackmilliesmom
08-13-2007, 10:26 AM
Please no she isn't really is she? Nah you are kidding right? She just cranks me up and I get so upset when she talks about everything as though you are a child


Delia's my hero!!! :D