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Don Juan's mom
07-28-2007, 04:43 PM
help help pet talk we are being abused

this morning mom stuffed us in our portaprisons and put us in the car which we didn't like much but we put up with it even though she had on the stupid movie music she listens to on saturdays and then she took us out of the car and took us in to this mean man who stuck us with needles and shoved stuff up our noses then she stopped at a hoomin food place on the way home and didnt even get us anything help help help we are poor abused kitties!!

don juan & zerlina

07-28-2007, 04:45 PM
Dear don juan and zerlina,

Did you make sure to bite the mean man and anyone associated with him? That's what I do, and they don't make me go back for a long time ... except the meanie my person takes me to is a woman, not a man.

Miss Hoppy

Laura's Babies
07-28-2007, 04:50 PM
don juan & zerlina, Our human just did the same thing to us and we screamed bloody murder all the way there and all the way home! She will think twice before she does that to us again! Amy & Giz

Don Juan's mom
07-28-2007, 04:54 PM
no we didn't bite the mean man he was too quick besides mom was holding us we let mom know what we thought though!

don juan & zerlina

07-28-2007, 04:57 PM
no we didn't bite the mean man he was too quick besides mom was holding us we let mom know what we thought though!

don juan & zerlina

I guess that's why they have the phrase "quick as a bunny" - I make biting someone a top priority, and I am fast about it. I am more a doer than a complainer, but I guess that's a "cat thing," huh?

07-28-2007, 04:57 PM
When they try to stuff you in that prison hiss (that seems to stun them for a moment) and then RUN, RUN AWAY! Hide in a spot they can never find you. And if they do get you, when you get to that mean man extend your claws to let him know you mean business.

Yours truly,
Aza, Stormie, and Maggie

07-28-2007, 05:01 PM
Dear Don Juan and Zerlina,
This is an outrage! Being forced into "portoprisons" only to be subjected to some mean man who did awful things. He even put stuff up your noses? And after all that your Meowmie didn't get anything for you at the store? Fellow kitties, this is not acceptable.
Has anything like this ever happened to you before? We cannot allow this to happen again. I represent kitties pro bono in these situations. If you would like to resolve this horrible indignity in Cat Court please let me know.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

07-28-2007, 05:08 PM
We can see being put into Porta Prisons.
We can see going to a White Coats. But for your Meowmie to go wheres theres food and then NOT SHARE!!
Thats just palin WRONG!!!
We just had minced steak and rice and some soup with cheese.
And Our Dad was happy when we were happy.
Don Juan and Zerlina its STRIKE TIME!!

07-28-2007, 05:11 PM
Dear Don Juan and Zerlina,

Did you remember to pee & poo in the portaprison? If you forgot, it's not too late. Use the mom's pillow. That will teach her.


Becky and Abby

07-28-2007, 05:38 PM
Dear Don Juan and Zerlinda --
Don't forget to hack up a few hairballs -- in her SHOES! She needs to be taught a lesson. She has to SHARE treats, and she should also SHARE in getting those ouchie needles too!

The Cats at the Pet Spa

07-28-2007, 09:08 PM
Wow. I guess portaprisons can be worse news than I thought. Sometimes I get stuck with needles, but what's worse is that she cuts my claws, which scares the heck out of me! She's got a helper who holds me, so I can't run away and hide like when my human tries it at home. But she sells my human lots of cans full of tasty food, and explained to her that my box should be cleaned every day, so I guess she's all right. And she told my human that I needed to have FISH OIL added to my food, so she's pretty smart too!

07-29-2007, 09:14 AM
Boy, do I feel dumb! I thought the porta-prison was a new house for me and I eagerly ran in and sat there and looked all around. Next thing I knew, Mom ran over to it, locked the door and WHAM! I was off to see that man who first put my stitches in, then he yanked them out! He needs to make up his mind! And Mom better not do that to me again or I'll, I'll, I'll...well, I don't know what I'll do cuz I'm so sweet but I'll do something mean like hiss or maybe even growl. I'll show them!


07-30-2007, 08:50 PM
dear don juan and zerlina, you can try doing what i did, whiz in the portaprison as though it's a litter pan. my human servant was so grossed out, she has never tried that again. high tails, magic, king of fur on eden avenue. also wailing like a lost soul helps

Don Juan's mom
07-31-2007, 01:02 AM
well we both hacked up hairballs thatll fix her and weve been shoving everything on the floor whereever possible and don juan tried walking on the interbox but mom yanked him off something about applying for a job whatever that is

07-31-2007, 09:11 AM
Ha, I made meowme think twice about sticking me in the portoprision. I managed to escape, and make my displeasure known by walking all over meowme while she tried to drive down the highway.

I will warn you though, this technique may pose risks to your heath! The key is to annoy without making your hooman crash the car.

Yowling also helps ;)

Yours truely

07-31-2007, 09:53 AM
MY MOM put two us in the same portoprison. Can you imagine that? I bet she'll never be able to do that again. She was SO surprised that she was able to do it. We know better now. Next time we're going to put HER in that nasty container. The alternative would be to scratch her and bite her. She won't be happy, but our happiness comes first.

We will have to admit that we couldn't wait to get back in that thing after the lady with the white coat gave us our shots and poked things in our ears and rears.

I think this cruel behavior is running rampant! Somebody must call the authorities!


Chloe and JuniRose
The Campers

Don Juan's mom
07-31-2007, 02:49 PM
Hey, I got stuck too! To the tune of $57.84 for FIP and FLV vaccinations. :eek:


08-02-2007, 10:38 AM
the human got out our portaprison....this isn't looking good.......magic from under the bed..... :eek:

08-02-2007, 12:16 PM
The first time I took Luna to the Scary Lady in a White Coat, she let out such a loud YOWL! when she got her ears cleaned (she was born on a farm and, until I adopted her, was an outside cat...so her ears were a bit dirty) she could be heard down the hall! Everyone was surprised that such a tiny, dainty girl (at the time, about 2 pounds) cound make such a noise!

Yes, Don Juan and Zerlina, a visit to the Scary Man/Lady in a White Coat can be traumatizing....but you should see us Humans when we have to visit the dentist! Anyway, I hope your Meowme gave you a special treat when you got home to help you recover from the abuse ;)

K & L
08-02-2007, 12:27 PM
There's always the furniture to claw afterwards! :D

Don Juan's mom
08-02-2007, 09:16 PM
Dear Don Juan and Zerlina,

Did you remember to pee & poo in the portaprison?

heck no we'd have to sit in the stuff for 20 minutes thats no good. :p

08-06-2007, 09:02 AM
Dear DJ and Z,

Your bravery under adversity is awe inspiring. We are going to dedicate our first after mid-morning nap's treat to YOU TWO.


Cassy and Livvy