RICHARD
04-30-2007, 10:17 AM
With heartfelt apologies to Dr Seuss!
Ed D KAtz is one bad dude.
He's got the claws and cattitude!
He loves his treats and his naps,
And his owner-the poor old sap.
His antics are the stuff of lore
But cleaning his messes is quite a chore!
His manic moods, little quirks-
His love of danger are my perks!
Cat ownership? Ed's my man!
All the feline fun I can stand!
Behaving nicely? or being naughty!
Spilling water or going potty
Shredding carpet, spilling food
Lying quietly or goofy mood!
mY best friend is a little cat
This sleeping lump in my lap!
After his storm, the sun has set.
I lovingly stroke my sleeping pet.
To tell the truth, he's really wild
What do you want from my only child? :eek:
Ed D KAtz is one bad dude.
He's got the claws and cattitude!
He loves his treats and his naps,
And his owner-the poor old sap.
His antics are the stuff of lore
But cleaning his messes is quite a chore!
His manic moods, little quirks-
His love of danger are my perks!
Cat ownership? Ed's my man!
All the feline fun I can stand!
Behaving nicely? or being naughty!
Spilling water or going potty
Shredding carpet, spilling food
Lying quietly or goofy mood!
mY best friend is a little cat
This sleeping lump in my lap!
After his storm, the sun has set.
I lovingly stroke my sleeping pet.
To tell the truth, he's really wild
What do you want from my only child? :eek: