RICHARD
04-22-2007, 04:16 PM
Ive coime to post my feeble mind
Because it's impossible to unwind
Again, it's really not that fair
Once more, to the cat, I've lost my chair.
Hell and heaven can only know
I cannot watch my favorite shows!
Sports and news, maybe racing?
My spot is taken, now I'm pacing!
It's no big deal, it's pretty minor
The cat's asleep, in my recliner!
I'm forced to stand, to watch some tube
The cat's asleep, now who's the boob?
I've thought to use a little muscle
But are the wounds worth the tussle?
A look, a growl, fangs and claws
And guess who gets the shredded paws?
A lesson learned, from prior fights
My sleeping cat is DYNAMITE!
If I want that chair, If I'm really needing..
I've got to expect to do some bleeding
How long will i stand? how long will he nap?
He'll wake for food, or to take a cr@p!
He rules this roost, and owns the chair
Altho I know that it just ain't fair!
Three hours later, I'm still waiting
He's opened his eyes! It's me he's baiting
Not gonna bother or even try.
It best to leave a sleeping cat lie!
:eek:
Because it's impossible to unwind
Again, it's really not that fair
Once more, to the cat, I've lost my chair.
Hell and heaven can only know
I cannot watch my favorite shows!
Sports and news, maybe racing?
My spot is taken, now I'm pacing!
It's no big deal, it's pretty minor
The cat's asleep, in my recliner!
I'm forced to stand, to watch some tube
The cat's asleep, now who's the boob?
I've thought to use a little muscle
But are the wounds worth the tussle?
A look, a growl, fangs and claws
And guess who gets the shredded paws?
A lesson learned, from prior fights
My sleeping cat is DYNAMITE!
If I want that chair, If I'm really needing..
I've got to expect to do some bleeding
How long will i stand? how long will he nap?
He'll wake for food, or to take a cr@p!
He rules this roost, and owns the chair
Altho I know that it just ain't fair!
Three hours later, I'm still waiting
He's opened his eyes! It's me he's baiting
Not gonna bother or even try.
It best to leave a sleeping cat lie!
:eek: