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DrKym
03-17-2007, 09:50 AM
Had to share as I teach religion.......... :p



Where do pets come from?*
> *
>
> A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer
to
> "Where do pets come from?"
>
> Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you wa lked with us
> every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is
> difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
>
> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and
> who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even
> when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable
> you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are an d will love
you
> as I do, in spite of yourselves."
>
> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
> And it was a good animal.
> And God was pleased.
>
> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his
> tail.
>
> And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom
> and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
>
> And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my
love
> for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call
him
> DOG ." *
>
> *
> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved
them.
>
> And they were comforted.
>
> And God was pleased.
>
> And Dog was content and wagged his tail. *
>
> *
> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
> "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
like
> peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
> taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
>
> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and
> who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their
> limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of
> adoration."
>
> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. *
>
> *
>
> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
> they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. *
> *
> And Adam and Eve learned humility.
>
> And they were greatly improved. *
>
> *
> And God was pleased* . *
>
> And Dog was happy.*
>
> *
> And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other. *

wombat2u2004
03-17-2007, 10:08 AM
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....Doc....I DID NOT expect that last line...LOLOLOL.
That is so good.....and do you know what ??? SO TRUE !!!!!
Thankyou for sharing that.
Wombat

DrKym
03-17-2007, 10:10 AM
;) My Weekly religion lesson,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,there will be a quiz in Thurdays next week Wom, make sure you studied!

Lady's Human
03-17-2007, 10:47 AM
LMAO!

I'd use the Heinlein quote someone here has as their sig, ,but I don't want to screw it up.

wombat2u2004
03-17-2007, 11:13 AM
LMAO!

I'd use the Heinlein quote someone here has as their sig, ,but I don't want to screw it up.

And would that quote perchance be contained within those pages of "Time Enough for Love" ???? LOL
Wombat

Lilith Cherry
03-17-2007, 11:32 AM
Thanks Doc for a really great story!

Glad to see you know my favourite book Wombat! I only had room for a very few precious books when I was "exported" to China and that was top of my list!

wombat2u2004
03-17-2007, 07:51 PM
Thanks Doc for a really great story!

Glad to see you know my favourite book Wombat! I only had room for a very few precious books when I was "exported" to China and that was top of my list!

Oh I love Heinlein, and Asimov to....they were such good writers eh ???
Wom

momoffuzzyfaces
03-18-2007, 02:26 PM
Strange... in my Bible the animals were created first : Genesis 1:24-25. Man was created after them : Genesis 1:26.

Maybe people were created to be compainions for the animals? Which explains why cats still think they rule the world! :p :D

critter crazy
03-18-2007, 02:41 PM
Roflmao!!:d