borzoimom
02-27-2007, 04:45 PM
Subject: Fw: The Poodle and the Leopard
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> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking
> her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
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> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
> Cuddles
> discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
> rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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> The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing
> some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
> the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
> about
> to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
> leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
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> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a
> look
> of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says
> the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
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> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
> nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
> for
> protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
> him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
> must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
> and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
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> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
> monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
> canine!
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> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
> back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running ,
> the
> dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
> them
> yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
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> "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
> another leopard!
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> Moral of this story....
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> Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome
> youth and skill! ******** and brilliance only come with age and
> experience.
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> If you don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be
> five fewer people laughing in the world.
>
> I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just
> more
> youthfully challenged. You did notice the size of the print?
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> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking
> her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
>
> One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
> Cuddles
> discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
> rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
>
>
>
> The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing
> some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
> the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
> about
> to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
> leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
>
> Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a
> look
> of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says
> the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
> nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
> for
> protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
> him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
> must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
> and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
>
> The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
> monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
> canine!
>
> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
> back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running ,
> the
> dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
> them
> yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
>
> "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
> another leopard!
>
> Moral of this story....
>
>
> Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome
> youth and skill! ******** and brilliance only come with age and
> experience.
>
> If you don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be
> five fewer people laughing in the world.
>
> I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just
> more
> youthfully challenged. You did notice the size of the print?
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