Pam
02-22-2007, 06:35 AM
Got this in an e-mail and thought I'd share. :)
Six married men will be dropped on an island with three kids each for six weeks.
Each man must take care of his three kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry and budget money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all of their friends and relatives and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut.
Each man must also make cookies or cupcakes for a school function for his children with one day's notice.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and a remote with dead batteries.
Each man must shave their legs and wear make-up daily (which they will apply to themselves while making three lunches each morning.)
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes and keep his nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches and have extreme unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
Each man must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-year old boy finds it in the trash can, and also have a loving reply to "you're not the boss of me."
Each man must attend church weekly with the children and find time at least once a week to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book and then say prayers with the children each night without falling asleep and then feed them, dress them, and brush their hair each morning by 7:00 the next morning.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, middle name, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. He will also need to know each child's favorite color, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy and biggest fear.
He must be able to clean up after a sick child at 2:00 am and then spend the remainder of that day tending to that child.
The kids vote them off the island based on their performance. The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
The last man can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
Six married men will be dropped on an island with three kids each for six weeks.
Each man must take care of his three kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry and budget money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all of their friends and relatives and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut.
Each man must also make cookies or cupcakes for a school function for his children with one day's notice.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and a remote with dead batteries.
Each man must shave their legs and wear make-up daily (which they will apply to themselves while making three lunches each morning.)
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes and keep his nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches and have extreme unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
Each man must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-year old boy finds it in the trash can, and also have a loving reply to "you're not the boss of me."
Each man must attend church weekly with the children and find time at least once a week to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book and then say prayers with the children each night without falling asleep and then feed them, dress them, and brush their hair each morning by 7:00 the next morning.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, middle name, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. He will also need to know each child's favorite color, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy and biggest fear.
He must be able to clean up after a sick child at 2:00 am and then spend the remainder of that day tending to that child.
The kids vote them off the island based on their performance. The last man wins only if he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
The last man can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!