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Bonny
10-27-2010, 08:58 AM
Sun rises so moon can go to sleep.
Why do dogs howl?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-27-2010, 09:34 AM
Sun rises so moon can go to sleep.
Why do dogs howl?
Dogs howl to annoy the neighbors in the middle of the night so they can call you and get better aquainted. :D
Why do some trees leaves change colors in autumn?
wombat2u2004
10-27-2010, 09:49 AM
It's all about fashion. The girl leaves want to look good for the boy leaves.
Why don't kookaburras live in the USA ????
Bonny
10-27-2010, 10:29 AM
Kookaburroas aren't allowed in the USA because they don't have pockets like the kangaroos to carry their passports in.
Why did the elecricity just go off?
wombat2u2004
10-27-2010, 10:49 AM
Why did the elecricity just go off?
Because you are getting older, and nothing shocks you any more.
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
(Do not answer "For some foul reason" paleeeeeeze !!!)
Bonny
10-27-2010, 10:55 AM
The chicken crossed the road because she didn't want to lay an egg in the middle of the road & the grass was greener on the other side.
Why does the wind keep blowing, and blowing, and blowing?
momoffuzzyfaces
10-27-2010, 12:57 PM
The chicken crossed the road because she didn't want to lay an egg in the middle of the road & the grass was greener on the other side.
Why does the wind keep blowing, and blowing, and blowing?
It had a really spicy burrito for lunch!
What is hail made of?
wombat2u2004
10-28-2010, 08:24 AM
It had a really spicy burrito for lunch!
What is hail made of?
Lead !!!!
Actual last quotes: Bonny "Is that hail ??"
Clyde " Yep, it's a hail of lead."
Why did the "Tea Party" happen in Boston and not in Boise ??
Bonny
10-28-2010, 09:13 PM
Lead !!!!
Actual last quotes: Bonny "Is that hail ??"
Clyde " Yep, it's a hail of lead."
Why did the "Tea Party" happen in Boston and not in Boise ??
The tea party happened in Boson because everyone was addicted to tea & in Boise there was a tea prohbition going on at the time. :D
Why do cats purr & meow?
wombat2u2004
10-28-2010, 09:18 PM
Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????
Bonny
10-28-2010, 09:43 PM
Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
wombat2u2004
10-29-2010, 06:53 AM
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool. :D
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
Bonny
10-29-2010, 07:06 AM
Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool. :D
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
None, it is on the honey to do list, only men can change lightbulbs.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?????????????
wombat2u2004
10-29-2010, 07:13 AM
None, it is on the honey to do list, only men can change lightbulbs.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?????????????
Two. One to hold the light bulb, another to turn him around.
How many skunks live under Tiger Wood's house ????
Bonny
10-29-2010, 04:57 PM
Two. One to hold the light bulb, another to turn him around.
How many skunks live under Tiger Wood's house ????
There aren't any skunks under Tiger Wood's house because he no longer owns a house.
Why do vampires suck blood???
momoffuzzyfaces
10-29-2010, 05:51 PM
There aren't any skunks under Tiger Wood's house because he no longer owns a house.
Why do vampires suck blood???
Because mud isn't as tasty.
Why do ghosts say BOO???
Bonny
10-29-2010, 06:50 PM
Because mud isn't as tasty.
Why do ghosts say BOO???
Because Owls say hoo-hoo-HOOOO.
Why do witches ride brooms????
wombat2u2004
10-29-2010, 08:17 PM
Why do witches ride brooms????
So they can SWEEP thru the sky :D
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
Bonny
10-30-2010, 04:02 PM
So they can SWEEP thru the sky :D
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
it took to many steroids when it was growing up.
Why do coyotes run in packs?
wombat2u2004
11-01-2010, 08:17 AM
Why do coyotes run in packs?
Because it beats walking in packs.
Why is it so ????
Bonny
11-01-2010, 09:29 AM
Why do coyotes run in packs?
Because it beats walking in packs.
Why is it so ????
So they can tippy toe together up on their prey.
Why can't politicans for once tell the truth?
wombat2u2004
11-01-2010, 06:22 PM
So they can tippy toe together up on their prey.
Why can't politicans for once tell the truth?
Because the truth never listens to what they have to tell.
Why don't kangaroos have horns ????
cassiesmom
11-01-2010, 06:47 PM
Kangaroos don't have horns because a horn doesn't fit into a kangaroo's pouch.
Why is Chicago known as the Windy City?
Bonny
11-01-2010, 07:34 PM
Kangaroos don't have horns because a horn doesn't fit into a kangaroo's pouch.
Why is Chicago known as the Windy City?
because Oprah Wind Free lives there.
Why do men have selective hearing? :confused:
wombat2u2004
11-02-2010, 06:40 AM
Why do men have selective hearing? :confused:
So that they may
1. Select all the man things to listen to.
2. Select all the woman things and file them in the trash can.
Why don't women make real sense ???
Bonny
11-02-2010, 07:30 PM
So that they may
1. Select all the man things to listen to.
2. Select all the woman things and file them in the trash can.
Why don't women make real sense ???
Well because they really do make sense, you just have ot Listen more closely to what they are saying & learn their true language. :cool:
Why do little children keep asking Why??? to everything?:eek:
wombat2u2004
11-02-2010, 11:57 PM
Well because they really do make sense, you just have ot Listen more closely to what they are saying & learn their true language. :cool:
Why do little children keep asking Why??? to everything?:eek:
Little children don't ask their fathers why, because they get sense out of them.
Little children on the other hand, ask their mothers why, because it's quicker to do that than dig for it in the trash can.
Why do hippies smell ???
Bonny
11-04-2010, 07:17 AM
Little children don't ask their fathers why, because they get sense out of them.
Little children on the other hand, ask their mothers why, because it's quicker to do that than dig for it in the trash can.
Why do hippies smell ???
Because they eat lots of garlic to stay healthy.
Why do the stars keep on shining?
wombat2u2004
11-04-2010, 08:24 PM
Because they eat lots of garlic to stay healthy.
Why do the stars keep on shining?
Because they use Duracell Lithium batteries.
Why is the moon round ????
cassiesmom
11-04-2010, 08:42 PM
Because they use Duracell Lithium batteries.
Why is the moon round ????
So the angels can use it for putting practice.
Why do golfers wear shoes with spikes on the soles?
wombat2u2004
11-04-2010, 08:51 PM
So the angels can use it for putting practice.
Why do golfers wear shoes with spikes on the soles?
So that the public can differentiate between golfers and gophers.
Why don't crocodiles eat their vegetables ??
Bonny
11-05-2010, 06:42 AM
So that the public can differentiate between golfers and gophers.
Why don't crocodiles eat their vegetables ??
because its a crock & their mothers told them to.
Why do horses have socks?
wombat2u2004
11-05-2010, 09:32 AM
because its a crock & their mothers told them to.
Why do horses have socks?
So that they can fit comfortably into their horseshoes.
Why do I have to leave right now to pick up my intoxicated daughter ????
Bonny
11-05-2010, 10:03 AM
So that they can fit comfortably into their horseshoes.
Why do I have to leave right now to pick up my intoxicated daughter ????
because it is your responsibility you are her good father. (really sorry) :confused: and it is safer for her not to drive.
Why do our cows & calfs keep bellowing?:eek::eek::eek:
cassiesmom
11-08-2010, 03:59 PM
Because they like to sing!
Why do the days get shorter part of the year?
Bonny
11-08-2010, 07:55 PM
Because they like to sing!
Why do the days get shorter part of the year?
because the good old sun has decided to move south of the equator for the winter leaving us here to wonder around in the darkness.
Why is the moon made out of cheese?
wombat2u2004
11-09-2010, 04:19 AM
because the good old sun has decided to move south of the equator for the winter leaving us here to wonder around in the darkness.
Why is the moon made out of cheese?
So that the NasaRats can chew at it when they want.
Why are dogs bigger than cats ????
Bonny
11-10-2010, 07:20 AM
So that the NasaRats can chew at it when they want.
Why are dogs bigger than cats ????
because dogs have to protect cats from mean cat birds.
Why do elephants have trunks?
cassiesmom
11-10-2010, 04:23 PM
Elephants have trunks so they don't have to pile everything into the back seat.
Why is it that I put pairs of dirty socks into the washing machine; but when I take the clean laundry out of the dryer, I'm always missing one sock of a pair?! I hate when that happens.
wombat2u2004
11-10-2010, 08:30 PM
Elephants have trunks so they don't have to pile everything into the back seat.
Why is it that I put pairs of dirty socks into the washing machine; but when I take the clean laundry out of the dryer, I'm always missing one sock of a pair?! I hate when that happens.
This is a common observation fault. The mind becomes confused when there is a number of socks of different colours, sizes, designs etc etc.
The left part of the brain stores information about the number of coloured socks, the right part stores information about the plain black and white socks, whilst the front part of the brain stores information about the socks with Mickey Mouse or Batman on them. The back part of the brain is usually dead from backhanders received from mothers who accuse you of mixing up the socks.
The simple remedy ??? Don't wash your socks. Just keep wearing them until your pets no longer wish to come near you.
How many socks do you have ??? (Not pairs....single socks.)
Bonny
11-11-2010, 09:51 AM
no socks, just paint feet to look like socks.
Why do roses smell so good?
wombat2u2004
11-11-2010, 11:20 PM
no socks, just paint feet to look like socks.
Why do roses smell so good?
So that when I blind hippie approaches them, he knows that he is still alone.
Why is there not a thread for "Lizard of the Day"
Bonny
11-12-2010, 08:14 AM
So that when I blind hippie approaches them, he knows that he is still alone.
Why is there not a thread for "Lizard of the Day"
Because there are too many (politcians) two legged snakes crawling around.
Why is it humans think they are smarter then animals?
wombat2u2004
11-12-2010, 07:26 PM
Because there are too many (politcians) two legged snakes crawling around.
Why is it humans think they are smarter then animals?
Because they can cook Swedish pancakes, and animals can't.
Why are there "knock knock" jokes ??
Bonny
11-13-2010, 07:50 AM
because there aren't any ring the door bell jokes?
Why do frogs crock?
Bonny
11-13-2010, 07:51 AM
Why do frogs croak?
wombat2u2004
11-13-2010, 08:33 AM
Why do frogs croak?
They are born, they live their lives, they become old and finally croak.
Why do dogs lick people on the hand ???
Bonny
11-13-2010, 10:54 AM
They are born, they live their lives, they become old and finally croak.
Why do dogs lick people on the hand ???
because people don't always wash their hands properly.
Why do raccoons wear masks?
wombat2u2004
11-14-2010, 04:05 AM
because people don't always wash their hands properly.
Why do raccoons wear masks?
So they can hide in the woodpile and frighten whoever comes out to get wood for the fire.
Why am I not serious ????
Bonny
11-14-2010, 08:16 AM
So they can hide in the woodpile and frighten whoever comes out to get wood for the fire.
Why am I not serious ????
Because life is to short & we need someone with a good sense of humor to make us laugh & giggle:D
Why am I laughing?
cassiesmom
11-15-2010, 06:56 PM
Because life is too short & we need someone with a good sense of humor to make us laugh & giggle:D
Why am I laughing?
You're laughing because you're bored.
Why am I ticklish?
Bonny
11-15-2010, 08:38 PM
You're laughing because you're bored.
Why am I ticklish?
because maybe your not bored.:D
Why do birds grind their beaks?
cassiesmom
11-17-2010, 02:03 PM
Birds grind their beaks because they aren't bored!
What causes a log on the fire to snap and pop?
Bonny
11-17-2010, 03:56 PM
Birds grind their beaks because they aren't bored!
What causes a log on the fire to snap and pop?
because its bark has been removed. :eek:
Why does a turkey gooble gooble?
cassiesmom
11-20-2010, 07:50 PM
because its bark has been removed. :eek:
Why does a turkey gooble gooble?
Because he doesn't know the words :rolleyes:
Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?
Bonny
11-20-2010, 11:06 PM
Because he doesn't know the words :rolleyes:
Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?
Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.
Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?
cassiesmom
12-13-2010, 03:27 PM
Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.
Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?
Because eagle tetrazzini hadn't been invented yet.
What makes a Christmas tree green?
Bonny
12-13-2010, 05:06 PM
Because eagle tetrazzini hadn't been invented yet.
What makes a Christmas tree green?
Because envy is the problem they are green with envy.
Why can't I eat Snow? :cool:
cassiesmom
12-14-2010, 03:07 PM
Because envy is the problem they are green with envy.
Why can't I eat Snow? :cool:
You can't eat snow because it melts in your hands as well as in your mouth. :eek:
What's the difference between hockey skates and figure skates?
Bonny
12-16-2010, 08:52 PM
You can't eat snow because it melts in your hands as well as in your mouth. :eek:
What's the difference between hockey skates and figure skates?
Figures skates have brakes (toe picks) hockey skates don't have brakes (toe picks).
Why can't Santa come through the front door instead of crawling down the chimney.:confused:
wombat2u2004
12-17-2010, 04:36 AM
Why can't Santa come through the front door instead of crawling down the chimney.:confused:
Cos his fingers are too fat to press the door bell button.
Why doesn't Santa use magical mice to pull his sleigh ????
Bonny
12-17-2010, 06:35 AM
Cos his fingers are too fat to press the door bell button.
Why doesn't Santa use magical mice to pull his sleigh ????
The children will know Santa is on their roof top because the magical mice are too squeaky.
Why doesn't Santa shave his beard?
wombat2u2004
12-17-2010, 09:20 AM
Why doesn't Santa shave his beard?
Because he wants to look like the "Man from Borneo"
Why does Santa wear a red hat ???
cassiesmom
12-17-2010, 12:44 PM
Because he wants to look like the "Man from Borneo"
Why does Santa wear a red hat ???
Santa wears a red hat to match Rudolph's red nose.
How does Santa Claus make it to all the homes around the world in one night?
wombat2u2004
12-18-2010, 12:57 AM
How does Santa Claus make it to all the homes around the world in one night?
Because he feeds his reindeer beans and it gives them extra propulsion.
Father Christmas married Mary Poppins and they had a child, would they name her Mary Christmas ???
Bonny
12-18-2010, 02:50 PM
Because he feeds his reindeer beans and it gives them extra propulsion.
Father Christmas married Mary Poppins and they had a child, would they name her Mary Christmas ???
or Mary Poppins Christmas ????
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
wombat2u2004
12-20-2010, 07:39 AM
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
kokopup
12-20-2010, 09:54 AM
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Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
Actually it doesn't taste good. The Chocolate Cartel adds a secret ingredient that make you think it does and one to make you crave more.
Does the Aussey Santa come from the South Pole?
Bonny
12-20-2010, 09:59 AM
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
because it is sweet, rich, creamy, & dreamy.
What makes each snow flake that falls from the heavens so unique?
wombat2u2004
12-20-2010, 05:17 PM
Does the Aussey Santa come from the South Pole?
No. But my wife does.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb ???
Bonny
12-21-2010, 02:27 PM
No. But my wife does.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb ???
NONE :p
Why can't men change the light bulb? :confused:
wombat2u2004
12-21-2010, 02:43 PM
Why can't men change the light bulb? :confused:
Cos it isn't their job !!! :D
Why do women waste their time with make-up when they could use the time to attend Light Bulb Changing School ????
Bonny
12-21-2010, 03:01 PM
Cos it isn't their job !!! :D
Why do women waste their time with make-up when they could use the time to attend Light Bulb Changing School ????
It is a mans job to change the light bulbs, because the women need the light to see to be able to put on their make up.
Why don't the guys understand?
cassiesmom
12-21-2010, 03:22 PM
It is a mans job to change the light bulbs, because the women need the light to see to be able to put on their make up.
Why don't the guys understand?
It's a guy thing... I don't understand why guys don't understand!
What is the weather like on Dec. 21 in the southern hemisphere?
wombat2u2004
12-22-2010, 05:05 AM
What is the weather like on Dec. 21 in the southern hemisphere?
The 21st Dec 2010 downunder was........snow in the southern alps, strong winds on the east coast, flooding in central Australia, and fine/warm in Armidale :D
What was the weather like on 21st Dec in the northern hemisphere ??
Bonny
12-22-2010, 01:24 PM
The 21st Dec 2010 downunder was........snow in the southern alps, strong winds on the east coast, flooding in central Australia, and fine/warm in Armidale :D
What was the weather like on 21st Dec in the northern hemisphere ??
Sunshine, Cloudy, Rain, Freezing Rain, Snow, Sleet, Hail, etc. Dec 21st is shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. Darkness in big supply.:eek:
Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?
wombat2u2004
12-22-2010, 04:45 PM
Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?
Because he never used to until he met me. :p
Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????
Bonny
12-22-2010, 05:12 PM
Because he never used to until he met me. :p
Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????
Yes, thru Willie's grandfathers, mothers, brothers, cousins, sisters, aunts, grandmothers,great great grandmother. I know they are blood brothers for sure. :D Santa is a blood donor & Willie received a blood transfusion years ago from Santa. :cool:
Wombat, Have you really met Santa?
wombat2u2004
12-23-2010, 12:02 AM
Wombat, Have you really met Santa?
No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel. :p:p:p
Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????
Bonny
12-23-2010, 06:51 AM
No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel. :p:p:p
Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????
:eek: Not a single lump of coal :eek: Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.
Are you Happy Now?
wombat2u2004
12-23-2010, 11:11 AM
:eek: Not a single lump of coal :eek: Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.
Are you Happy Now?
YES !!! :D
Lets continue. So, given the huge amount of coal you have placed yearly under your Xmas tree. How many times have you been naughty in the past ???
1-10 times ??
10-1000 times ??
1000-1000000 times ??
1000000-a gazillion times ??
Bonny
12-23-2010, 12:04 PM
Now only Santa would know that because he is the one keeping track of it all. I would guess though maybe between 10-1000 times on the lower end of those numbers. The coal has kept our house warm & cozy through the winters.
Why haven't you received any coal? :rolleyes:
Catherinedana
12-23-2010, 12:40 PM
Why haven't you received any coal? :rolleyes:
I received a CD of songs sung by Nat King Cole. . .does that count?
(Answer and question in one sentence!)
Bonny
12-23-2010, 12:51 PM
I received a CD of songs sung by Nat King Cole. . .does that count?
(Answer and question in one sentence!)
By gum that more than counts. :cool::D
Does Nat King Cole sing Silent Night on your CD?
Catherinedana
12-23-2010, 01:28 PM
Does Nat King Cole sing Silent Night on your CD?
He sings it so silently I can't actually hear it. . .
Will Santa accept Nutriberry bird treats instead of cookies this year?
cassiesmom
12-23-2010, 04:51 PM
He sings it so silently I can't actually hear it. . .
Will Santa accept Nutriberry bird treats instead of cookies this year?
Santa will most definitely accept bird treats! He will re-gift them by placing them near bird feeders all around the world.
Do you think God was having fun while He was creating birds? (Okay! Now a red one! Now a blue one! An orange! A yellow! Now a big one! Now a tiny one!)
Bonny
12-24-2010, 09:49 AM
Santa will most definitely accept bird treats! He will re-gift them by placing them near bird feeders all around the world.
Do you think God was having fun while He was creating birds? (Okay! Now a red one! Now a blue one! An orange! A yellow! Now a big one! Now a tiny one!)
Yup! God was having fun with colors even when he made all of us. :D The light of day, the dark of night, the red of sunsets, the brown earth tones. The human color wheel. :cool:
I wonder what God thinks about it all now?
cassiesmom
12-27-2010, 02:33 PM
I wonder what God thinks about it all now?
When He sees me He probably starts wondering what I'll goof up today :eek:!
What's the best time of day to go to the mall with Christmas returns?
Bonny
12-27-2010, 08:15 PM
When He sees me He probably starts wondering what I'll goof up today :eek:!
What's the best time of day to go to the mall with Christmas returns?
Just don't go the day after Christmas with your return because you will probably be waiting in a long line till next Christmas.
What will you be doing New Years?
wombat2u2004
12-28-2010, 04:10 AM
Just don't go the day after Christmas with your return because you will probably be waiting in a long line till next Christmas.
What will you be doing New Years?
Probably the same as last year.
Why is snow white ????
Bonny
12-28-2010, 09:02 AM
Probably the same as last year.
Why is snow white ????
For the same reason COAL is black. Because!
Why do they call the long long winter insanity cabin fever? :eek:
wombat2u2004
12-28-2010, 06:54 PM
For the same reason COAL is black. Because!
Why do they call the long long winter insanity cabin fever? :eek:
For the same reason they call Wom laying on the beach "bliss". Because!
How many snowflakes fell on NYC last night ???
1. 0 ?
2. 14 ?
3. 18 billion gazillion plus one ?
4. I don't know ?
5. Who cares anyway ?
Bonny
12-29-2010, 07:04 AM
For the same reason they call Wom laying on the beach "bliss". Because!
How many snowflakes fell on NYC last night ???
1. 0 ?
2. 14 ?
3. 18 billion gazillion plus one ?
4. I don't know ?
5. Who cares anyway ?
18 billion gazillion plus one (and a half) would be my guess.
Where are the snowplows in New York?
cassiesmom
12-29-2010, 01:49 PM
18 billion gazillion plus one (and a half) would be my guess.
Where are the snowplows in New York?
They're parked in city parking lots.
What is slush made of?
wombat2u2004
12-30-2010, 06:56 AM
What is slush made of?
Crushed yellow snow with strawberry flavouring. :D
Why do erasers erase ????
Bonny
12-30-2010, 02:30 PM
Crushed yellow snow with strawberry flavouring. :D
Why do erasers erase ????
so you can write the same sentences over & over again the next day 50 times each while you are wearing your dunce cap . I will not talk when the teacher is talking. I will not throw spit balls in the classroom. I will raise my hand to be called on. I will sit at my desk quietly & read my lessons.
Why are people so quiet on elevators?
cassiesmom
04-12-2011, 09:09 PM
People are quiet on elevators because they're listening to the piped-in music.
what's for supper?
happylabs
04-13-2011, 12:19 PM
People are quiet on elevators because they're listening to the piped-in music.
what's for supper?
For-suppers are those things that look like scissors that doctors use to hold onto things.
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What instruments do surgeons play?
cassiesmom
04-13-2011, 01:24 PM
Surgeons train on stringed instruments to improve their finger dexterity.
How do the saints and angels respond after God sneezes?
happylabs
04-13-2011, 02:46 PM
Surgeons train on stringed instruments to improve their finger dexterity.
How do the saints and angels respond after God sneezes?
Dog bless you!
What's a centimeter?
Bonny
04-14-2011, 06:18 AM
Dog bless you!
What's a centimeter?
That is where you put money in to park your car.
What is a cloud burst?
wombat2u2004
04-14-2011, 11:20 AM
That is where you put money in to park your car.
What is a cloud burst?
That is what happens when a cloud drinks too much water.
Why does a tornado go around and around.
Bonny
04-15-2011, 06:10 AM
That is what happens when a cloud drinks too much water.
Why does a tornado go around and around.
Because it is on a HEAVY DUTY spin cycle.
Why does it rain cats & dogs.
wombat2u2004
04-15-2011, 06:44 AM
Because THE GREAT SHELTER IN THE SKY kicked them out.
If NY is called the Big Apple, what city is called the Big Orange ??
happylabs
04-15-2011, 01:38 PM
Because THE GREAT SHELTER IN THE SKY kicked them out.
If NY is called the Big Apple, what city is called the Big Orange ??
Texas
http://www.petoftheday.com/talk/picture.php?albumid=407&pictureid=4074
Why do birds have beaks?
wombat2u2004
04-15-2011, 04:35 PM
Texas
http://www.petoftheday.com/talk/picture.php?albumid=407&pictureid=4074
Why do birds have beaks?
So they can stick their beak into everyones business :D
If a fly flies, and a flea flees, what does a flu do ???
cassiesmom
04-15-2011, 06:04 PM
If a fly flies, and a flea flees, what does a flu do ???
A flu makes you feel as good as you ever have -- tons of energy and vitality.
If lemonade is made from lemons, and limeade from limes ... what is Gatorade made from?
wombat2u2004
04-15-2011, 11:21 PM
A flu makes you feel as good as you ever have -- tons of energy and vitality.
If lemonade is made from lemons, and limeade from limes ... what is Gatorade made from?
Fizzy alligators
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there ??"
"Amos"...........Amos who ????
Bonny
04-17-2011, 09:26 AM
Fizzy alligators
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there ??"
"Amos"...........Amos who ????
Amos & Andy ????
Why is Gene Wilder so Wild?
wombat2u2004
04-17-2011, 11:29 AM
Amos & Andy ????
No !!! Amosquito !! :p
wombat2u2004
04-17-2011, 11:32 AM
Amos & Andy ????
Why is Gene Wilder so Wild?
Because he is from Iowa, and therefore not civilised.
Why wasn't Ann Margret named Margret Ann ????
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