Play The Wrong Game Part 4

[Dorothy39]

It's a door stop from long ago~ Some people still use them :eek:

Why do mice have tails?

[Almita]

Mice have tails because they use it for karate tricks.

What are Snails?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Mice have tails because they use it for karate tricks.

What are Snails?
Snails are cute little glue on decorations for your toenails! Who needs a toe ring when you can have a toe snail?

What causes hiccups?

[Almita]

Flowers cause hiccups

What are mangos

[Roxyluvsme13]

Slimy balls of green potatoes.

Why do cows moo?

[Dorothy39]

Slimy balls of green potatoes.

Why do cows moo?

Because they can ( and we can't :D )

What is a Straw Berry?

[cassiesmom]

A strawberry is a large, green oval fruit that is used to make guacamole.

Where does lightning come from?

[Dorothy39]

Lightning comes to you , while flying a kite ( that's the Key word ~ Kite) Always remember to never fly a kite!!! (Gosh, it hurts) :D

Who was the first Human Being to set foot on the Moon?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Wasn't that George Burns?

What are smoothies?

[Dorothy39]

Wasn't that George Burns?

What are smoothies?


:D You're right!!! :D :D (He left a cigar butt there) :D

Smoothies are "dryer sheets" that tag along inside your clothing. It's another "catch Phrase" :rolleyes:

Cool~ Groovy~Far out~ Sweet~Neat~High Five~ Bad~......... what's next? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

:D You're right!!! :D :D (He left a cigar butt there) :D

Smoothies are "dryer sheets" that tag along inside your clothing. It's another "catch Phrase" :rolleyes:

Cool~ Groovy~Far out~ Sweet~Neat~High Five~ Bad~......... what's next? :rolleyes:
Hot Dog !

What are sun glasses?

[Dorothy39]

They're prismatic pieces of glass that, when hung from the ceiling in a basement, are capable of recording future weather phenomenons~~~They're expensive!! :eek:


What is a Cat Burgler? :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They're prismatic pieces of glass that, when hung from the ceiling in a basement, are capable of recording future weather phenomenons~~~They're expensive!! :eek:


What is a Cat Burgler? :D
A cat burgler is really a dog in a cat suit who steals purses. He wants cats to get the blame!!!

What is a pudding pop?

[Dorothy39]

That's a "Bill Cosby" inpersonater.


Why are Flamingoes pink?

[cassiesmom]

Flamingoes are pink because that's the color God was using when He created them.

Why is it necessary for me to click on START in order to turn my PC off?

[cassiesmom]

Dorothy39, I looked up flamingoes to see why they are pink, anyhow ... it's because of their diet. Babies are born grey (according to Wikipedia). I didn't know that! I'm glad you asked!

Why do I have to click on START to turn my PC off?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dorothy39, I looked up flamingoes to see why they are pink, anyhow ... it's because of their diet. Babies are born grey (according to Wikipedia). I didn't know that! I'm glad you asked!

Why do I have to click on START to turn my PC off?
That's just one of those little mysteries of life!!! Probably invented by some mad computer geek who just loves to play jokes on people!

What is a microwave used for?

[Dorothy39]

Microwaves are used when you're just too busy to signal a good strong wave. I use them when I see one of my friends while riding " The Scrambler" at the county fair. :D


My Flamingo is BLUE, :eek: what do you suppose he's been eating??? :D

[cassiesmom]

Your flamingo must have had a cherry Popsicle to get that blue color.

What causes sleep walking?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Your flamingo must have had a cherry Popsicle to get that blue color.

What causes sleep walking?
Chasing sheep in the middle of the night!!!

What is a burrito?

[Almita]

a burrito is a donkey made out of cheese

what is a sandwich?

[Dorothy39]

A "Sandwich " is a mental thought one has while being stuck between two "wise guys", realizing that you are going to get bitten, no matter what you do. :D

What is Charlie Bucket doing at The Chocolate Factory these days? :cool:

[cassiesmom]

He's developing the second generation of meals in a stick of gum. Low fat, low sodium, low cholesterol. Violet Beauregarde is his nutritional consultant.


Where did the Pirates of the Caribbean begin their journey?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He's developing the second generation of meals in a stick of gum. Low fat, low sodium, low cholesterol. Violet Beauregarde is his nutritional consultant.


Where did the Pirates of the Caribbean begin their journey?
They began in Texas!

Why is the north pole so cold?

[Dorothy39]

Because your Matches always get wet when you're there!!!

Why do Humans have two eyes?

[kittycats_delight]

Because 1 eye is for horses

why do cats meow?

[Dorothy39]

Because, their song sings the same words,where ever they are :cool:


Does LOVE really make the World go around? ( you've got to anwer WRONG) :eek:

[Alysser]

No, but pets do. :p

What is rap?

[Almita]

rap is running apes in pajamas

what is an ipod?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

rap is running apes in pajamas

what is an ipod?
ipod is a baby word that means: I peed on dad!!! For some reason babies think this is very funny!

What do Santa's reindeer do in the summer?

[kittycats_delight]

they help the tooth fairy.


Where does water come from?

[Almita]

Water comes from rainbows!

What are ice cubes?

[Alysser]

Cubes of fire.

Where does the word "dog" come from?

[Almita]

dog comes from the black purse

what is a mouse?

[Dorothy39]

A "mouse" is an unpredictable dent in the road, there are no warning posts on the Highway when it comes experiencing "A MOUSE", :eek:
Drive with Caution!! :cool:


Why did that chicken cross the road?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A "mouse" is an unpredictable dent in the road, there are no warning posts on the Highway when it comes experiencing "A MOUSE", :eek:
Drive with Caution!! :cool:


Why did that chicken cross the road?
So we would forever wonder about it!

What is a thimble?

[cassiesmom]

What is a thimble? It's a bronze disc played by percussionists - they either brush them together or strike them with sticks in order to produce that distinct thimble sound.


What is a pincushion?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What is a thimble? It's a bronze disc played by percussionists - they either brush them together or strike them with sticks in order to produce that distinct thimble sound.


What is a pincushion?
A pincushion is something you wear in your shoes to make walking more comfy.

What is a cartoon?

[cassiesmom]

A cartoon is when you're driving down the highway and you turn the sound system up REALLY LOUD!

What does it mean to be "gellin' " (as in "I'm gellin'")

[Dorothy39]

Gellin~ That's a hap-hazzard moment in your life when become so consumed with errands that you "forget" to put on your shoes before you race to the store. While standing behind the cart , you ask yourself!

Am I gellen~~ again? :rolleyes: :D

Maureen Sullivan was Mia Farrows Mother, Mary Martin was Larry Hagmans Mother, and I've heard that Marilyn Monroe was Tinker Bells Mother~ :eek: Who was Jimminy Crickets Mother?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Gellin~ That's a hap-hazzard moment in your life when become so consumed with errands that you "forget" to put on your shoes before you race to the store. While standing behind the cart , you ask yourself!

Am I gellen~~ again? :rolleyes: :D

Maureen Sullivan was Mia Farrows Mother, Mary Martin was Larry Hagmans Mother, and I've heard that Marilyn Monroe was Tinker Bells Mother~ :eek: Who was Jimminy Crickets Mother?
Godzilla!!!

Why do fireflies light up?

[Almita]

They light up because they're blind

What is a dollar bill?

[Dorothy39]

( I'm still laughing about "Godzilla" being the mother of Jiminy Cricket) Please, Please, Give me a moment ~~~~ Oh Lord~~~~ :D :D :D

"What is a dollar bill?" ( my ribs hurt)

A"Dollar Bill " (yeah, I'm still laughing here) is the simple price Donald Duck paid to get that *Kiss* from Daisey Duck!!!


What is a Dust Ruffle?

[cassiesmom]

A dust ruffle is the little pile that gets caught between the dust pan and the floor, the one that takes a wet paper towel to clean up off the floor.


What is aluminum foil?

[KittyGurl]

Aluminum foil is when it starts snowing. The city is covered in 'aluminum foil' :)

What is a computer mouse?

[Dorothy39]

You're so right about the dust ruffle :D (So, that's what they call it :cool: )

Aluminum foil is an inward zest ~ Daffy Duck, as a masked avenger, explained the power of Aluminum Foil when he shouted "High, Ho, Tin Foil!!!! :cool: It's an incredible feeling, it's Aluminum!!! It can't be crushed. ;)

What is a towel,versus, a towelette?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You're so right about the dust ruffle :D (So, that's what they call it :cool: )

Aluminum foil is an inward zest ~ Daffy Duck, as a masked avenger, explained the power of Aluminum Foil when he shouted "High, Ho, Tin Foil!!!! :cool: It's an incredible feeling, it's Aluminum!!! It can't be crushed. ;)

What is a towel,versus, a towelette?
A towelette is a baby towel.

What do you do with peanut butter?

[Dorothy39]

Peaunt Butter was made for little "starved" mice, so, I give them what they "crave", in order to keep them happy,~ Peanut Butter ~ What would we do, without it :eek:

Why do we buy Ant Traps?

[Almita]

We buy them so we can lure cars in them.

What is a star? Why are they up so high?

[sweetpatata6]

A star is a runaway candle... They don't wanna go back home ((Yea, I know that was lame.))

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How are babies made?
((Can't wait to see the answer to this one))

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A star is a runaway candle... They don't wanna go back home ((Yea, I know that was lame.))

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How are babies made?
((Can't wait to see the answer to this one))
Babies aren't made. They grow in cabbage patches. I thought everyone knew that! ;) :D

What do kangaroo's really keep in their pouches?

[Dorothy39]

A "romance novel" and a pair of boxing gloves :D

Is it really true about "Bon Ami" cleansing powder, " It hasn't scratched yet"

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A "romance novel" and a pair of boxing gloves :D

Is it really true about "Bon Ami" cleansing powder, " It hasn't scratched yet"
Gosh is that a fairy tale!!! Bon Ami is the reason we have the Grand Canyon. Talk about a big scratch!!! They just hid the fact with a cleaver marketing ad!

How many toes does a worm have?

[KittyGurl]

A worm has one big toe. You don't actually see the worm. You see it's toe ;)

What is spring?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A worm has one big toe. You don't actually see the worm. You see it's toe ;)

What is spring?
Spring is a very yummy cake that everyone makes in the summer! It goes great with watermelon.

What is a noodle?

[cassiesmom]

A noodle is a great big pot that you can use to make soup.

Why do cicadas hum?

[Alysser]

They are in a chorus. :p

Why do cats NOT come in green?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They are in a chorus. :p

Why do cats NOT come in green?
They do. They just hide it under black fur!

What is a blue moon?

[Almita]

A blue moon is a moon who has been crying.

what is chicken?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Chicken is a little green critter that lives in a swamp!!! They make a tasty bbq!

What is the big dipper?

[cassiesmom]

Big dipper is the scoop that gets the ice cream out of the carton and into my bowl FASTEST!

What is a picture frame?

[KittyGurl]

A picture frame is the biggest star in the world. You might think, well, where is it? Well, you can't see it cuase it's invisible!

What is the sun?

[Almita]

The sun is a big glass of milk that covers the earth.

what is a smile?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The sun is a big glass of milk that covers the earth.

what is a smile?
A smile is a hug for your heart. :)

Is a bug in a rug really snug?

[cassiesmom]

no, because he's always being walked on :eek:

why does it always rain the day I get my car washed?

[sweetpatata6]

no, because he's always being walked on :eek:

why does it always rain the day I get my car washed?



Because you told the clouds to rain, and coustomer support listened.

Why is an orange called an orange?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because you told the clouds to rain, and coustomer support listened.

Why is an orange called an orange?
So nothing can ever rhyme with it. It doesn't want to be put in cheesy poems!

What are vacuum cleaners used for?

[cassiesmom]

A vacuum cleaner is the perfect place to hang folded (paper) shopping bags.

What's the difference between the colors purple and violet?

[Almita]

One is green and one is orange

what is a phone?

[sweetpatata6]

One is green and one is orange

what is a phone?


DUH! A phone is what you use to write a letter with!

What's the number to 911?

[Almita]

911 is the numbers for a pen department special!

What is a lottery?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

911 is the numbers for a pen department special!

What is a lottery?
A lottery is a type of buggy for a horse to pull.

What do you do in an air plane?

[cassiesmom]

What do I do in an airplane? Enjoy the wonders of travel by rail.


What causes traffic jams?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What do I do in an airplane? Enjoy the wonders of travel by rail.


What causes traffic jams?
One little old lady on a bicycle.

Can frogs read?

[cassiesmom]

Can frogs read? No, because the pond water is too murky.

What is a near miss?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Can frogs read? No, because the pond water is too murky.

What is a near miss?
An unmarried girl who is standing close to you.

What is a spud?

[cassiesmom]

A spud is one of the narrow uprights in the frame of a building that holds up drywall.


Why are peaches fuzzy?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A spud is one of the narrow uprights in the frame of a building that holds up drywall.


Why are peaches fuzzy?
Because peaches don't have razors.

What is a ceiling fan?

[Whisk_Luva]

Because peaches don't have razors.

What is a ceiling fan?

A fan to keep the ceiling from overheating :D Ceilings are prone to sweating :D

What is Pet Talk? :D

[cassiesmom]

Pet Talk... is what my cat watches on daytime television while I'm at work.

Where does wind come from?

[KittyGurl]

Wind comes from a tail that a dog wags.

What is a collar?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Wind comes from a tail that a dog wags.

What is a collar?
(So THAT'S where wind comes from. Thank goodness! I was afraid it was from when the Jolly Green Giant ate a burrito!!!)

A collar is a hot new fashion accessary people wear on their heads.

What is a bubble bath?

[cassiesmom]

A bubble bath is what happens when you put too much laundry detergent into the washing machine.

What is a backpack?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A bubble bath is what happens when you put too much laundry detergent into the washing machine.

What is a backpack?
A backpack is a large green veggie that no one likes to eat.

How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?

[Almita]

It takes 29 apples to make an apple pie

how do you make cheese?

[cassiesmom]

You make cheese by putting milk in a jar and shaking it.


Where do chocolate chips come from?

[Almita]

chocolate chips come from the tostito bags

what are cow's?

[cassiesmom]

Cows are animals that eat grass and perform comedy routines.

Why do they call it a hamburger if it doesn't contain ham?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Cows are animals that eat grass and perform comedy routines.

Why do they call it a hamburger if it doesn't contain ham?
Because hamburgers love to do stand up comedy. They get on stage and really "ham" it up.

What is a post card?

[Dorothy39]

Oh mercy, I have to be WRONG here!!!!!! :eek:

What is a Post Card?

That is a "thee" CARD , found underneath the table, after continuiously losing while playing "Solitaire" :rolleyes:

Name a Great Ape :D

[Almita]

A great ape is mr. carrotcake! He lives in georgia!

what is a cup?

Dorothy39-- i have missed you! i haven't seen you around lately! How are you hun?

[Dorothy39]

Hey Almita,


A cup is "two opened hands" :D Now, Really,
:rolleyes:
How much can one gather there? :D

Let's play "The Wrong Game" on Pet Talk!!!!!! :D :D

What is an Anchor?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Hey Almita,


A cup is "two opened hands" :D Now, Really,
:rolleyes:
How much can one gather there? :D

Let's play "The Wrong Game" on Pet Talk!!!!!! :D :D

What is an Anchor?
Yea, bout time you got back here where you belong, Dorothy39! ;)

An, anchor is a bag filled with hot air that surprises birds when it flies by them.

What is a walnut?

[kittycats_delight]

a walnut is something you use to fasten tin cans to the wall.


What is a flashlight?

[Dorothy39]

A flashlight is marvelous, yet frightening, hand held device~ for instance, A Brightly lit ballroom can become instantly DARK ,with just a simple "click". :eek:


Where does pocket lint really come from?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A flashlight is marvelous, yet frightening, hand held device~ for instance, A Brightly lit ballroom can become instantly DARK ,with just a simple "click". :eek:


Where does pocket lint really come from?
Pocket lint really comes from your belly button!!! Innies create more lint than outies!!!

Do worms have ears?

[Dorothy39]

Of course worms have ears , silly you~ How else can they keep their glasses on?

What is a book worm? :cool:

[cassiesmom]

A book worm is a little critter that lives in bookstores, slinks around and quietly rearranges books on the shelves just enough that shoppers can't find what they're looking for.

Why are apples associated with teachers?

[Dorothy39]

A book worm is a little critter that lives in bookstores, slinks around and quietly rearranges books on the shelves just enough that shoppers can't find what they're looking for.

Why are apples associated with teachers?

Because, too much of either one can give you the "runs" :D

How long does a Cat Nap last?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because, too much of either one can give you the "runs" :D

How long does a Cat Nap last?
23 hours!!!

What is a caramel apple?

[KittyGurl]

A caramel apple is a type of tree.

What does it mean when you are smiling??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A caramel apple is a type of tree.

What does it mean when you are smiling??
It means run for the hills, you are cranky!!! ;)

Why won't men ask for directions when they are lost?

[Blackrose]

It means run for the hills, you are cranky!!! ;)

Why won't men ask for directions when they are lost?
When each man is born a GPS system is placed inside their brains....so if they get lost and ask for directions, they are admitting that their internal wiring is screwy! :D

Why does the sun rise from the east and set in the west?

[Dorothy39]

The sun rises in the East and Sets in the West, This is to help Men focus on their direction. ~~~~~ Now, if they only remember the rule. :D


Here's a Beauty tip Question.

What can be applied to the face to soften the skin and prevent wrinkles while sleeping? :rolleyes:

[pitc9]

What can be applied to the face to soften the skin and prevent wrinkles while sleeping? :rolleyes:

Oh ... I know!! You take a blender and blend together gummie worms, butterscotch syrup, red pepper flakes and 1 leaf from a Red Oak tree.
It works WONDERS!!!

What can you use on your feet for dry/cracked heels?

[cassiesmom]

What can you use on your feet for dry/cracked heels?

Uhmmmmm... mayonnaise? (You might smell like a sandwich shop, though.)


What can I put on my extremely itchy insect bites?

[Dorothy39]

Gun Powder mixed with Honey works best, followed with a lighted match to the site . It takes your mind off from the itching for a little while anyway :D


What is a coffee table?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Gun Powder mixed with Honey works best, followed with a lighted match to the site . It takes your mind off from the itching for a little while anyway :D


What is a coffee table?
A coffee table is a donut shapped like a table that you dip in your coffee. It keeps you from getting bored with the round donuts.

Do snakes snore?

[Dorothy39]

Yes indeed Snakes Snore~ They suffer from tongue twisters as well!


What kind of car does George Jetson drive now a days?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes indeed Snakes Snore~ They suffer from tongue twisters as well!


What kind of car does George Jetson drive now a days?
He drives a model T hover car. Times aren't so good for the Jetsons these days since Rosie the robot ran off with George's boss.

What are slickers?

[Dorothy39]

"Slickers" are the New version of Moon Boots!!! I just bought me a pair!

:p


How do you Do, Do, Do , Do, Do a Dallup of Daisy?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

"Slickers" are the New version of Moon Boots!!! I just bought me a pair!

:p


How do you Do, Do, Do , Do, Do a Dallup of Daisy?
To do, do, do, do, do a dallup of daisy, you must hang upside down from a branch of a tree, reach down, and pick a daisy then throw it at the nearest bull. Then climb up higher in the tree fast before he gets you!!!

What is sleep?

[Suki Wingy]

it's the enemy that must be conquered. Whenever you want it's it won't come and whenever you don't want it, it will take over you.

What is knitting?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

it's the enemy that must be conquered. Whenever you want it's it won't come and whenever you don't want it, it will take over you.

What is knitting?
Knitting is where you take a large orange ball and bounce it around. Then you throw it at a hoop hanging miles above your head, hoping it will go in. Very frustraiting!!!

What is ice used for?

[Whisk_Luva]

Knitting is where you take a large orange ball and bounce it around. Then you throw it at a hoop hanging miles above your head, hoping it will go in. Very frustraiting!!!

What is ice used for?

Ice is used for heating people up when they are cold, you put ice in a hot water bottle.

What is a cat?

[Suki Wingy]

A cat is an extict creature that once swam the oceans.

Where do you go if you want to have fun?

[Blackrose]

Where do you go if you want to have fun?
Your mother-in-laws house. Need I say more?

Why is the sky blue?

[Dorothy39]

Your mother-in-laws house. Need I say more?

Why is the sky blue?


Because Albert Einstein said it is blue~ :rolleyes: Okay Al, if you say so :D

Name one thing that cannot float on water.

[cassiesmom]

Name one thing that cannot float on water.

A campfire can't float on water.


Name one thing that will not sink when placed in the water.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A campfire can't float on water.


Name one thing that will not sink when placed in the water.
The ship The Titanic! It's unsinkable after all!

Where is the place called "over there"?

[Dorothy39]

"Over there" ~ Send the word, send the word, to be ware :rolleyes:

That is a designated "corner" in the barn .

What do you win if you actually find a needle in the haystack?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

"Over there" ~ Send the word, send the word, to be ware :rolleyes:

That is a designated "corner" in the barn .

What do you win if you actually find a needle in the haystack?
You win a job as a tailor!!! Short people like me need lots of help hemming their jeans!!!

Who was Johnny Carson?

[cassiesmom]

Johnny Carson was a country and rock and roll singer who always wore black clothes. There was a movie about him a couple of years ago, "Walk the Line".


What is a soap opera?

[KittyGurl]

A soap opera is what most people get when they go to restruants. It is one of the top ten sandwhichs of the year. YUM! You gotta try it next time you go to a restruant! :p

What is apple pie?

[Dorothy39]

What is Apple Pie?

It's that foul substance that clings to your shoe when you walk through an orchard at night!!!! Oh no, it's an Apple Pie~

Who huffed and puffed and made a house blow down?

[Blackrose]

Who huffed and puffed and made a house blow down?
"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"

(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong. :) )

Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?

[cassiesmom]

Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?

The piggies' mom underestimated the amount of roast beef they'd eat, so the hungry one went to the market to pick up more.

What is a caramel apple?

[Dorothy39]

A stomach ache on a stick ;) (is that a wrong answer? :D ) Oh well~

How many apples are there in a bushel of apples?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A stomach ache on a stick ;) (is that a wrong answer? :D ) Oh well~

How many apples are there in a bushel of apples?
There are exactly two apples and one very very full worm (burp) in a bushel of apples!

How many eyes does a potato have?

[DrKym]

Potatoes don't have eyes.they have faces.ask Mr Potato head (who is eyeless ) :p


How many candy bars have calories?

[Dorothy39]

I'm confused here~ What is a Candy Bar? :rolleyes: What is a calorie :confused: ( not to mention that I have to answer this "Wrong" :eek: )


Oh yeah, I remember now, : The Candy Bar!!!!~~~~Oh yeah, that's the ultimate card in the game ofCandy Land!!! :cool: No calories .


What is a Rubber Band?

[Catty1]

A bunch of musicians that can really stretch a note. :p


Why do ducks waddle?

[cassiesmom]

Excellent definition of a rubber band, Catty1!

Ducks waddle because they get out of the water while they still have their swim fins on. It's hard for them to walk with swim fins on their feet.

What gives pumpkins their orange color?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Excellent definition of a rubber band, Catty1!

Ducks waddle because they get out of the water while they still have their swim fins on. It's hard for them to walk with swim fins on their feet.

What gives pumpkins their orange color?
The orange color is because pumpkins are blushing. You should hear about the things that go on in a pumpkin patch at night! :eek:

What candy is the favorite of ghosts?

[Dorothy39]

Oh, that's easy~ Life Savors :o

What do witches hand out to Trick-or-Treater now a days?

[sweetpatata6]

Little children's heads


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Who is the current president of the U.S.?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Little children's heads


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Who is the current president of the U.S.?
Bugs Bunny is the president now. Talk about Loony Toons!

Who is Ichabod Crane?

[Dorothy39]

That's Bob Cranes older brother. He made a few cameo appearances on Hogans' Heroes ( surprise :eek: ) before he became the ledgendary
star that we fondly remember. Whew , what a man!!!

What is the favorite treat for Trick-or-treaters?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

That's Bob Cranes older brother. He made a few cameo appearances on Hogans' Heroes ( surprise :eek: ) before he became the ledgendary
star that we fondly remember. Whew , what a man!!!

What is the favorite treat for Trick-or-treaters?
BBQ gummy worms!!! Tastie!!!

What will be the favorite costume for kids to wear this Halloween?

[Dorothy39]

A gas pump with next months price!!!!! :eek: BOO!! :eek:

Ripening fields...squirrels burying nuts....flies congregating on the East side of the house..geese flying South...................................... :rolleyes:

What are some other signs that tell us Winter is approaching?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A gas pump with next months price!!!!! :eek: BOO!! :eek:

Ripening fields...squirrels burying nuts....flies congregating on the East side of the house..geese flying South...................................... :rolleyes:

What are some other signs that tell us Winter is approaching?
All the folks in the neighborhood firing up their bbq grills for a good old fashioned cookout!!!

What are candy apples made of?

[cassiesmom]

What are candy apples made of?

Candy apples are made from butter, sugar, flour and vanilla extract.

Why is candy corn shaped like a triangle?

[Dorothy39]

Because "candy corn" comes off from a round cob.

Mulled cider..... buttered popcorn..... sweet apple butter...........a witches' brew..... .. :D

What else might we add to this list of Fall Favorites?

[ilovemypup]

Easter eggs:)

Why does a dog bark?

[Dorothy39]

Because, When God handed out "Barks", they thought they heard the word "Parks" .......................... :rolleyes: ......... :D



We all remember the story of The Ant and the Grasshopper~ So, What is the Grasshopper doing today? :rolleyes:

[cassiesmom]

We all remember the story of The Ant and the Grasshopper~ So, What is the Grasshopper doing today?

acting ... playing the villain in "A Bug's Life"

Whatever happened to the boy who played the lead in "The Karate Kid"?

[Dorothy39]

He's really "Waxing" cars now~( hey, it's a living) :cool:

How many feet will you walk "after" you put your best foot forward?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He's really "Waxing" cars now~( hey, it's a living) :cool:

How many feet will you walk "after" you put your best foot forward?
80000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and a half!!!

How many fish are in the sea?

[Dorothy39]

80000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 and a half!!!

How many fish are in the sea?

I don't "See" any "Sea"~ are you talking about the "C"? The freezer case has 2 in there~

What is A Second Wind? Do I need to hold onto my first one?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I don't "See" any "Sea"~ are you talking about the "C"? The freezer case has 2 in there~

What is A Second Wind? Do I need to hold onto my first one?
Hey, that's 2 questions! ;)

A second wind is what you get when you eat a second helping of beans.

How many BOOs are in a ghost?

[Dorothy39]

Hey, that's 2 questions! ;)

A second wind is what you get when you eat a second helping of beans.

How many BOOs are in a ghost?

Great answer~ ;)


How many BOOs are in a ghost?

Ghosts are allowed just ONE real BOO!!! :eek: ( whoa, that's creepy, huh!)

How many skeletons can fit into a phone booth? :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Great answer~ ;)


How many BOOs are in a ghost?

Ghosts are allowed just ONE real BOO!!! :eek: ( whoa, that's creepy, huh!)

How many skeletons can fit into a phone booth? :D
It depends or if there bones are still hooked togeter or not. Usually, arround 400 give or take a few! ;)

What are pumpkins?

[Whisk_Luva]

It depends or if there bones are still hooked togeter or not. Usually, arround 400 give or take a few! ;)

What are pumpkins?

They are things people wear on their heads at Christmas :D

What is a vampire? ;)

[Dorothy39]

They are things people wear on their heads at Christmas :D

What is a vampire? ;)
A trick-or-treater that demands money instead of candy :D

Do apples still break a hole in the candy sack?

[DrKym]

A trick-or-treater that demands money instead of candy :D

Do apples still break a hole in the candy sack?
No they are used to plug the water leaks in bathtubs


how much linen is used on a mummy?

[Dorothy39]

No they are used to plug the water leaks in bathtubs


how much linen is used on a mummy?
Oh my lord, I've got a live wire here!!! :D

Less than a yard, that's a fact!!

Where did Frankenstein go,with his bride, on their honeymoon?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Oh my lord, I've got a live wire here!!! :D

Less than a yard, that's a fact!!

Where did Frankenstein go,with his bride, on their honeymoon?
Why to the famous cemetery, Boot Hill!!! I hear they had a real kickin time!!!

Can ghosts really walk through walls?

[Almita]

Why to the famous cemetery, Boot Hill!!! I hear they had a real kickin time!!!

Can ghosts really walk through walls?


Yes they can they can also walk through clouds!

What can a piece of candy do to you?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes they can they can also walk through clouds!

What can a piece of candy do to you?
A piece of candy can make you so skinny you can turn sideways and not be seen!

What are popcorn balls made of?

[Dorothy39]

syrofoam, tiny pieces of corn husks and shellac~ Don't eat them anymore :eek:

If you're eating an apple while on a Hayride, where do you put :confused: the core?

[cassiesmom]

If you're eating an apple while on a Hayride, where do you put :confused: the core?

Oh, I'd toss it overboard so the fish can nosh on it :confused:

What's the best treat to find in a trick-or-treat sack?

[DrKym]

Oh, I'd toss it overboard so the fish can nosh on it :confused:

What's the best treat to find in a trick-or-treat sack?
toilet paper so that you can blow your nose of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



why are candy corns 3 colors?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

toilet paper so that you can blow your nose of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



why are candy corns 3 colors?
Because they are very patriotic. Those are the national colors of Cornville, their home country.

Why do witches ride brooms?

[Dorothy39]

Because they are very patriotic. Those are the national colors of Cornville, their home country.

Why do witches ride brooms?


Because Vacuum Cleaners have become overly sofisticated~It's time they cut the cord anyway:D :D

If a fly lands on your forehead during "All Hallows Eve", what's going to happen next? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because Vacuum Cleaners have become overly sofisticated~It's time they cut the cord anyway:D :D

If a fly lands on your forehead during "All Hallows Eve", what's going to happen next? :eek:
It will spit in your eye while singing "99 bottles of beer on the wall".

Does the Invisible Man leave footprints?

[Suki Wingy]

No, he doesn't, even If you could see them!

Why are dogs so soft?

[Dorothy39]

So we can "file" our toenails on their fur~It also helps loosen tough calluses after a soak in the tub ;)

So~~~~~ :confused: What's going on with Harry Houdini? Has anyone heard from him yet?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So we can "file" our toenails on their fur~It also helps loosen tough calluses after a soak in the tub ;)

So~~~~~ :confused: What's going on with Harry Houdini? Has anyone heard from him yet?
Yes, he is hanging out at our local senior citizens center. He sometimes drives our bus when he gets bored!!!

What is witch's brew?

[Dorothy39]

It's ""Fizzies" or "King Stir" :eek: (such a "crafty" promotion) Now ~ We know the rest of the story!!!!! We said, "Please, please buy it Mom"~~~~~~ :rolleyes: :D

If you stare into a mirror on Halloween night for a 2 minutes , without blinking, what do you see? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's ""Fizzies" or "King Stir" :eek: (such a "crafty" promotion) Now ~ We know the rest of the story!!!!! We said, "Please, please buy it Mom"~~~~~~ :rolleyes: :D

If you stare into a mirror on Halloween night for a 2 minutes , without blinking, what do you see? :eek:
The ghost of Christmas Past sneaking up on you!!!

Are weirwolves real?

[Dorothy39]

Of course they are Moff!!!! I've met Larry Talbot, that poor fella, he needs me :D )


What does a Witch use to remove extra warts?

[DrKym]

Of course they are Moff!!!! I've met Larry Talbot, that poor fella, he needs me :D )


What does a Witch use to remove extra warts?


Why Dorothy we use udder cream for the warts and wart remover for our feet!

What does a Witch do on Halloween?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Why Dorothy we use udder cream for the warts and wart remover for our feet!

What does a Witch do on Halloween?
They stay home and bake cookies!

What brand of toothpaste do vampires use?

[Dorothy39]

They stay home and bake cookies!

What brand of toothpaste do vampires use?


Vampires love Bucky Beaver, (Ipana) he tastes so good too, but lets face it, Vampires don't have time for toothpaste~ :eek: Now we know what happened to poor Bucky~ :(

Sooo, Witches stay at home now a days and bake cookies, really? :D

Okay, I trust you guys, But-----What sort of spell do they cast between batches?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They cast spells to turn all the princes into frogs. Which explains why there are so darned few princes these days and lots of frogs. :rolleyes:

Do ghosts wear tennis shoes?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, and get this, They're Ghost Buster Browns :eek:

What does ET dress up like on Halloween now?

[DrKym]

Well my dear they of course dress up as HOOMANS!



what do witches do on Thanksgiving?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well my dear they of course dress up as HOOMANS!



what do witches do on Thanksgiving?
After their big Thanksgiving meal, they play a rousing round of Texas hold um!

Do vampires really change into bats?

[Dorothy39]

Nope, They do not!!!! ( Bela had the last laugh~ What a stinker!!!) :D

What was the name of the movie that scared the snot out of you?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Nope, They do not!!!! ( Bela had the last laugh~ What a stinker!!!) :D

What was the name of the movie that scared the snot out of you?
Cinderella!!! I had my own wicked step mother and two wicked step sisters!!!

Do pumpkins like being made into jack-o-lanterns?

[Dorothy39]

Cinderella!!! I had my own wicked step mother and two wicked step sisters!!!

Do pumpkins like being made into jack-o-lanterns?


Not all of them, some them actually hope to become a coach , and then to be drawn by six white horses............ :rolleyes: (Hey, don't laugh, it's bound to happen :D )


What happens to all those pumpkins who don't even become Jack-O-Lanterns??(Hey, Like, I didn't amount to Jack Squat :D )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Not all of them, some them actually hope to become a coach , and then to be drawn by six white horses............ :rolleyes: (Hey, don't laugh, it's bound to happen :D )


What happens to all those pumpkins who don't even become Jack-O-Lanterns??(Hey, Like, I didn't amount to Jack Squat :D )
They get invited to dessert at Thanksgiving dinner!

Are cemeteries really haunted?

[Dorothy39]

Yes indeed they are Haunted :eek: ~ Because it's Thriller.............Thriller night....... :D Best of all, Vincent Price often shows up with a tray of his famous Shish Kabobs!!!

What are Candy Kisses wrapped in paper?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes indeed they are Haunted :eek: ~ Because it's Thriller.............Thriller night....... :D Best of all, Vincent Price often shows up with a tray of his famous Shish Kabobs!!!

What are Candy Kisses wrapped in paper?
Candy Kisses are little ghost kisses. They are wrapped in paper so you can see them.

What is the Monster Mash?

[cassiesmom]

The Monster Mash is what Phil Hartman (as Frankenstein on Saturday Night Live) would do to a potato. ("Whole taters bad!")

What happened to the red jacket Michael Jackson wore in the "Thriller" video?

[Dorothy39]

He machine washed it :eek: , you guessed it, it shrunk. Sooo, he gave it to Barbie, and then Ken got mad again............. :rolleyes:


What brand of "Shampoo" does the Werewolf perfer?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He machine washed it :eek: , you guessed it, it shrunk. Sooo, he gave it to Barbie, and then Ken got mad again............. :rolleyes:


What brand of "Shampoo" does the Werewolf perfer?
Head and Shoulders, preferably with a human head and shoulders included!

Does the Headless Horseman still ride through Sleepy Hollow?

[Dorothy39]

Nope, Brom Bones has discovered the Power of AJAX, a laundry detergent, Stronger Than Dirt!!! :D

But, there's still the problem of a Full Moon for Larry Talbot, how does he cope with such nonsense?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Nope, Brom Bones has discovered the Power of AJAX, a laundry detergent, Stronger Than Dirt!!! :D

But, there's still the problem of a Full Moon for Larry Talbot, how does he cope with such nonsense?
Larry is now a rich werewolf. When a full moon is due, he just hops his jet and flies to the other hemisphere where the moon is not full. Never has to have a harry encounter again!!!

What do witches cook in their caldrons?

[cassiesmom]

Witches cook vegetable soup in their cauldrons.

Why are the numbers on my telephone and the numbers on my adding machine in different places? 1 is on the top left on my phone, but it's on the bottom left on my ten-key. Why can't they be arranged the same way?

[Dorothy39]

Witches cook vegetable soup in their cauldrons.

Why are the numbers on my telephone and the numbers on my adding machine in different places? 1 is on the top left on my phone, but it's on the bottom left on my ten-key. Why can't they be arranged the same way?

Good one cassiesmom!!! :D (thinking outside the box you know :D ).......... .., because dialing became just toooo easy on telephones , they just simple caught us off guard,

Who answers when you press "operator" on a telephone now these days?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Good one cassiesmom!!! :D (thinking outside the box you know :D ).......... .., because dialing became just toooo easy on telephones , they just simple caught us off guard,

Who answers when you press "operator" on a telephone now these days?
You get connected to Mars and a martian who can't understand a word you say. He tells you all about it but, of course, you can't understand a word he says either. You both end up pulling your hair out!!!

What are yams?

[Dorothy39]

Yams are family reunions held by "dust mites" who reside in our pillows :eek: Ah-Choo!!!! Yep, It was a yam alright :D

What is a yawn?

[sweetpatata6]

Simple! A hiccup! ((yawn is french, hiccup is.....is.... English....))


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What is a stove ? *gasp*

[-Pickle-]

Simple! A hiccup! ((yawn is french, hiccup is.....is.... English....))


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What is a stove ? *gasp*

its one of those things you throw at people you dont like.

why is apple jam pink not green? (my mum had a doll that used to say this all the time!)

[Dorothy39]

Apple Jam can become Green and quite tasty when you include the key ingredient to the pulp and sugar~ Sweet Green Peppers!!!! It's a must.

What is a Christmas Cracker?

[cassiesmom]

A Christmas cracker is either a saltine or graham wearing a little Santa hat.

What makes a gallon of milk so heavy?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A Christmas cracker is either a saltine or graham wearing a little Santa hat.

What makes a gallon of milk so heavy?
It comes from over weight cows!

What is pumpkin pie?

[cassiesmom]

Pumpkin pie is the ratio of the circumference of a pumpkin to its diameter.

Who were the Pilgrims?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Pumpkin pie is the ratio of the circumference of a pumpkin to its diameter.

Who were the Pilgrims?
They were the first rock band to come over from England!

What was the MayFlower?

[cassiesmom]

The Mayflower is a ship that was built in the early 1930s for high class trans-Atlantic crossings. It's now a hotel in California, though.

What is a snowflake?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The Mayflower is a ship that was built in the early 1930s for high class trans-Atlantic crossings. It's now a hotel in California, though.

What is a snowflake?
A snowflake is a raindrop that lives at the North Pole. Sometimes they get lost and visit other areas. Then Santa has to send elves to round them up.

Why is Rudolph the reindeer's nose red?

[cassiesmom]

Rudolph got himself a sunburn, and that's why his nose is red ...

What is sleet?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Rudolph got himself a sunburn, and that's why his nose is red ...

What is sleet?
Sleet is that gunky stuff that is sometimes in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the mornings!

How many elves does Santa have? :D

[cassiesmom]

How many elves does Santa have? :D

Santa Claus has 136 elves. He used to have more, but some retired.

What is Boxing Day?

[cassiesmom]

===>> bounce

[Dorothy39]

It's a Time Honored Tradition that is usually done several days after Christmas. You simply gather boxes of various shapes and sizes, fill each of them with exciting and tasty morsels and them.....fling them all out into the snow . It's quite amazing to watch what happens next.... :cool:


Can Oppossums make snow angels?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a Time Honored Tradition that is usually done several days after Christmas. You simply gather boxes of various shapes and sizes, fill each of them with exciting and tasty morsels and them.....fling them all out into the snow . It's quite amazing to watch what happens next.... :cool:


Can Oppossums make snow angels?
Only if they are at the Rainbow Bridge. Otherwise, they just make snow possums!!! ;)

What do oppossums like to eat?

[Dorothy39]

Only if they are at the Rainbow Bridge. Otherwise, they just make snow possums!!! ;)

What do oppossums like to eat?
I was quite surprised when I threw out a few BOXES filled with Fruit Cake :eek: Mercy, what a mess!!!!

What did Granny Clampett prepare for the New Years Eve Party?

[Gracefulsarah]

What did Granny Clampett prepare for the New Years Eve Party?




Vodka with black gold, of course. :)







Where do donught holes go?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

What did Granny Clampett prepare for the New Years Eve Party?




Vodka with black gold, of course. :)







Where do donught holes go?
Donut holes go to Las Vegas where they become the balls in the roulett tables.

Can Frosty the Snowman ice skate?

[cassiesmom]

He can ... his skates are made out of wire coat hangers.

What is the appropriate celebration of Leap Day (Feb. 29)?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He can ... his skates are made out of wire coat hangers.

What is the appropriate celebration of Leap Day (Feb. 29)?
A beach party!!! Don't forget your swim suit!!!

How old is the Easter Bunny?

[cassiesmom]

The Easter Bunny is 200, but that's in Easter bunny years.

What is a shamrock?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The Easter Bunny is 200, but that's in Easter bunny years.

What is a shamrock?
A shamrock is a flower that has itself painted up to look like a rock. It then lays around trying to fool people into thinking it is, indeed a rock. Hench the name sham rock. ;)

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

[Emeraldgreen]

A shamrock is a flower that has itself painted up to look like a rock. It then lays around trying to fool people into thinking it is, indeed a rock. Hench the name sham rock. ;)

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

No, it's actually a stainless steel pot. It used to be a teflon coated pot but it's been reported that teflon is bad for us, so it's just stainless steel now.

Question: 'Do bears really *&^% in the woods?'

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, it's actually a stainless steel pot. It used to be a teflon coated pot but it's been reported that teflon is bad for us, so it's just stainless steel now.

Question: 'Do bears really *&^% in the woods?'
No! There mom's don't allow them to cuss anywhere. If they do, they get their mouths washed out with soap!!! ;)

Speaking of bears, do they really like honey?

[cassiesmom]

Speaking of bears, do they really like honey?

They really do, but they can get jam or jelly more easily- and they don't risk being stung in the process.

Do bears hibernate in the winter?

MoFF, you are so good at this! I keep reading these questions and answers and laughing!

[cassiesmom]

Bounce ... where is everyone?

[JALB]

Do bears hibernate in the winter?

No, they fly south!

What does :p mean?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, they fly south!

What does :p mean?

It means "get out of the way! I've eaten too much and am gonna hurl!!!"

Why is snow cold?

[cassiesmom]

Snow is cold because it tastes better like that.

Why does a watermelon have seeds?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Snow is cold because it tastes better like that.

Why does a watermelon have seeds?

A watermelon has seeds so you can have seed spitting contests. A real crowd favorite here at our fair!!! ;)

How far can a camel spit? :D

[Almita]

They can spit 200 miles!

What is the soda Squirt made out of?

[cassiesmom]

This went away for awhile and I feel like the time has come to bring it back. Here are the rules from the original "Wrong Game" thread:


This game is called "The Wrong Game". All you do is the person above you will ask you a question and heres the catch whatever you do you can NOT say the right answer to the question. The funnier the better!!

So... Almita wants to know what the soda Squirt is made out of!
Coffee.

How many sides does an octagon have?

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

2 !! The inside and the outside!!;)

Why do we all have hair??

[pomtzu]

So beauticians won't be out of work.


Why do stars twinkle?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So beauticians won't be out of work.


Why do stars twinkle?

Because they are such happy little souls, they can't stop grinning and it makes their eyes twinkle! :D

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite color?

[cassiesmom]

Uhmmm... Robin's egg blue?

Why do April showers bring May flowers?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Uhmmm... Robin's egg blue?

Why do April showers bring May flowers?

Because no one else wanted the job. :D

Can birds spit?

[pomtzu]

No - they can't chew tobacco!

Why is peach skin fuzzy?

[happylabs]

No - they can't chew tobacco!

Why is peach skin fuzzy?

Because it doesn't have any arms to shave itself.

Why is grass green?

[cassiesmom]

So I can tell where the lawn ends and the sidewalk starts.

Why is the sky blue?

[JALB]

Because it is sad.

Why did people stop playing this game?

[cassiesmom]

Because it's so addicting and hard to stay away from!


Why do leaves fall from trees in autumn?

[wombat2u2004]

Because they can't do that in the spring.

Why are wombats so naughty ???

[Catherinedana]

Why are wombats so naughty ???

The Queen of the Marsupials came to the chief wombat and tapped him with her magic wand and said, "You are chosen amoung all marsupials!!! You can behave in whatever fashion you desire". And so it is.

Does Polly really want a cracker?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The Queen of the Marsupials came to the chief wombat and tapped him with her magic wand and said, "You are chosen amoung all marsupials!!! You can behave in whatever fashion you desire". And so it is.

Does Polly really want a cracker?

Yes, Polly and wants a martini to go with it too!!! ;)

Just what do bears really do in the woods? :eek:

[Catty1]

I thought...that answers to the questions were supposed to be totally unrelated? eg for the last question, I answer something like:

Turnips keep well in the winter.

Why do frogs jump?

ETA: I tried to find Games 1, 2, and 3 - but no luck! So I could be totally wrong.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I thought...that answers to the questions were supposed to be totally unrelated? eg for the last question, I answer something like:

Turnips keep well in the winter.

Why do frogs jump?

ETA: I tried to find Games 1, 2, and 3 - but no luck! So I could be totally wrong.

I always thought the answers just needed to be wrong. ok, anyone who knows, let us know please! :D

[wombat2u2004]

Why do frogs jump?

It's the only way they can escape Frenchmen.

Why don't they call New York "The Big Watermelon" ???

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Why don't they call New York "The Big Watermelon" ???

Because it's really just a little squirt!!!

What's the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?

[JALB]

Here is the first "Wrong Game" thread: http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=107485&highlight=play+wrong+game

The difference between a dolphin and a porpoise: A porpoise always knows exactly what it's going to do, always has a "porpoise" in mind, whereas dolphins swim around aimlessly all day long.

What do we mean when we use this smiley: :eek:?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Here is the first "Wrong Game" thread: http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?t=107485&highlight=play+wrong+game

What do we mean when we use this smiley: :eek:?

It means we are about to have a bad gas attack and don't want anyone to know! :D

Do frogs have hairy legs? :confused:

[wombat2u2004]

Only if they forget to shave them.

Why do politicians always smile ????

[cassiesmom]

Politicians smile so their faces will get permanently stuck in that position.

Why do clouds look like they are moving across the sky?

[wombat2u2004]

Because the clouds stay still while the earth is moving and we walk in the other direction.

Why is it that all professors remind me of tea cosies ???

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because the clouds stay still while the earth is moving and we walk in the other direction.

Why is it that all professors remind me of tea cosies ???

Because they give you the warm fuzzies just like a tea cosie! :D

Why do kangaroos hop?

[cassiesmom]

Because they're listening to polkas on their iPods :rolleyes:

Where does wind come from?

[wombat2u2004]

From the East, sometimes from the West, ocassionally from the South, but lots of times from the North.

Why does the sun rise ???