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sumbirdy
11-15-2006, 02:13 PM
FREE PUPPIES: COCKER SPANIEL - SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG



FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.



FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG



COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.



GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.



FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE.. BETTER BE A REWARD.
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:15 PM
Aren't those likely to be teen "jokes." ( :mad: )

I don't think they would be real because if they were trying to get rid of a dog, they wouldn't write anything bad about it.
sumbirdy
11-15-2006, 02:17 PM
Some people might...but that's kinda sad.
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:18 PM
Stupid, too, it's a waste of ink and space
xcolbi
11-15-2006, 02:38 PM
I agree with GreyhoundGirl...I don't think those are real. Sorry.
GreyhoundGirl
11-15-2006, 02:40 PM
"GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE." Just seems too much of what someone would consider "funny" :rolleyes: Like "ha ha" that is SO funny. :(
Argranade
11-15-2006, 02:44 PM
Ha I wounder how long it took that looder to spell those words out!!

LMAO!!!! :D
buttercup132
11-15-2006, 03:15 PM
I hope these werent real ads
luckies4me
11-15-2006, 04:42 PM
They're obviously jokes. Lighten up. And I consider them funny. ;) They've been posted here before and were quite a hit.
Suki Wingy
11-15-2006, 04:49 PM
"GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE." Just seems too much of what someone would consider "funny" :rolleyes: Like "ha ha" that is SO funny. :(
actually, that one seemed the most real to me. They might have just ment understands german. A lot of people train their dogs in german.
Also, the cows one would probably say Heifers instead of never bred cows.