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RICHARD
08-11-2006, 01:04 AM
88-year-old farmer fathers a son

An 88-year-old Indian farmer has become one of the oldest men ever to become a dad.

Virmaram Jat has been trying for a son for 60 years.

The mother is his third wife Gammo Devi, 45 years his junior.

Virmaram, who already has a daughter of 16, lives in a remote mud hut in India with his family and tends cattle, goats and camels.

According to the Sun he said: "I am a farmer with simple needs. I have intercourse daily and the best time is between 2am and 4am.

"I will try to have more children. It is up to God whether he blesses me. I don't want to live for 100 years but my desire is that as long as I live, I enjoy my sexual life."

Virmaram's 85-year-old first wife, who still lives with him, helped choose the mum and assisted at the birth.

His nephew, 60, has vowed to raise the boy when he dies.

The world's oldest recorded dad was Aussie Les Colley, who was 92.

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2 and 4 in the morning?.....I'm lucky if I 'get up' for work at seven...

Just when I think I am getting scared of getting old, some codger makes me think..... ;)

Pawsitive Thinking
08-11-2006, 04:33 AM
2 and 4 in the morning?.....I'm lucky if I 'get up' for work at seven...


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

lbaker
08-11-2006, 11:48 PM
An 88 yr old man can "get up" between 2 and 4 a.m. :eek: better his "young" wife than me :o Yogurt and curry.... quite the potent combo I guess :rolleyes:

zippy-kat
08-12-2006, 02:17 AM
My orthopedic surgeon guy fathered a kid during his late 70s/early 80s... but, then again, that's what happens when you can write your own viagra prescriptions. :rolleyes: Not nearly as impressive (frightening?!) as this early riser.

JenBKR
08-12-2006, 07:58 AM
:eek: If my husband tried to wake me up at 2 and 4 in the morning because he was 'up,' I think I'd punch him in the face!

Catty1
08-12-2006, 09:46 AM
"...come codger makes me think....."

Richard - Freudian slip???? :D

Catty1

lbaker
08-12-2006, 12:21 PM
Nah, probably the halogin lamp again... Eddie made him do it

RICHARD
08-12-2006, 12:45 PM
"...come codger makes me think....."

Richard - Freudian slip???? :D

Catty1

why blame Freud...I said it! :eek:

Catty1
08-12-2006, 02:39 PM
Lolol!