DugansDad
07-25-2006, 10:30 PM
10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny....not funny at all!!.
2. Yelling at me for barking.... I'M A FREAKIN' DOG !!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....Stop
it!!
5. Any hair cut that involves bows or ribbons. NOW you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake, fetch, throw. You fooled the dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the Vet for "the big snip" then acting
surprised when I freak out every time I go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters! Have you noticed the fur???
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny....not funny at all!!.
2. Yelling at me for barking.... I'M A FREAKIN' DOG !!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....Stop
it!!
5. Any hair cut that involves bows or ribbons. NOW you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake, fetch, throw. You fooled the dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the Vet for "the big snip" then acting
surprised when I freak out every time I go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters! Have you noticed the fur???