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DugansDad
07-25-2006, 11:30 PM
10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny....not funny at all!!.
2. Yelling at me for barking.... I'M A FREAKIN' DOG !!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....Stop
it!!
5. Any hair cut that involves bows or ribbons. NOW you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake, fetch, throw. You fooled the dog!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the Vet for "the big snip" then acting
surprised when I freak out every time I go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters! Have you noticed the fur???

DrKym
07-25-2006, 11:34 PM
ROFL I wonder why painted nails didn't make it? or dog cologne............... :rolleyes:

Dorothy39
07-25-2006, 11:52 PM
oh, let's not forget "dressing' them up like "Divas" or "Motorcycle Chicks"

Oh brother, could I post some pictures here!!!! :eek:

Glacier
07-25-2006, 11:55 PM
I got that in an email a long time ago. Ever since when I have one out for a walk and I'm tempted to hurry them past something Number 3 pops into my head--who's walk is this anyway! Bandit is probably very happy about this joke. He gets to sniff and mark much more now!

lisahumphreys882
07-26-2006, 01:00 AM
That's funny. My picture at the bottom is a perfect example. The one where I put his "bonnet" on.

Danegirl2208
07-26-2006, 01:42 AM
lol, those are too funny.. :D :D

this one really had me laughing lmao

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
know the truth, you're just jealous.