Play the Wrong Game Part 3

[GreyhoundGirl]

No, they really read when you aren't thinking, which then inables them to figure out when you are thinking, because of the opposite reaction. So when you are thinking they sense it, but you really are thinking for most of the day, because you can't breathe or blink without thinking. So it would be more appropreate to say, your cat can tell when you are thinking as opposed to when you are dead. So, if, oh so please, you could change your question to that, I could corespondingly change my answer to yes.


Who decides when holidays are?

[#1Wolflover]

No, they really read when you aren't thinking, which then inables them to figure out when you are thinking, because of the opposite reaction. So when you are thinking they sense it, but you really are thinking for most of the day, because you can't breathe or blink without thinking. So it would be more appropreate to say, your cat can tell when you are thinking as opposed to when you are dead. So, if, oh so please, you could change your question to that, I could corespondingly change my answer to yes.


Who decides when holidays are?

Wow you even confuse people like Captain Jack Sparrow!! lol

Im not sure who makes the holidays but I just say people do. lol

- Why do people make holidays?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Wow you even confuse people like Captain Jack Sparrow!! lol

Im not sure who makes the holidays but I just say people do. lol

- Why do people make holidays?

Why thank you! :D But it really does make sense if you read it very thoughrouly (sp?). Same as if you download the script and figure it all out, you see that everything Jack Sparrow says makes sense too. In his own way. ;)

People make holidays so that we can amuse ourselves in the many ways possible to do so on different occasions.

[#1Wolflover]

Why thank you! :D But it really does make sense if you read it very thoughrouly (sp?). Same as if you download the script and figure it all out, you see that everything Jack Sparrow says makes sense too. In his own way. ;)

People make holidays so that we can amuse ourselves in the many ways possible to do so on different occasions.

I read it through a second time and understood it!!! :D lol

why are people amused by holidays-

[GreyhoundGirl]

Because they're amusing, no doubt. However, I have a slightly different opinion on the subject... Why do we find them amusing? I'm sure you will ask again. Once more I would respond We just do. Well, if we find it amusing, why don't some people find fingers facinating and amusing? People are known to do wierd things. After all, Myself? I'm guilty of being amused by Jars of Dirt. One simple-er answer for the question is...

Philosiphy:... Why aren't they amusing?????

What is philosiphy?

[#1Wolflover]

:D Philosophy- The rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct. (truthfully I had to look in the dictionary to get a good definition. lol :p

- why is there philosophy?

[Dorothy39]

Philosophy exists, so we can fully appreciate all of the old "Star Trek " episodes~ :D


Why is it still important to be able to read and write?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So we all know what our text messages and e-mails say and can answer them!!!

Why is the Internet so popular?

[Almita]

It is popular because there are many M&M's to eat on the internet.

What is a road?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A road is a thing chickens love to run across just daring cars to run over them. That's where the term "playing chicken" came from.

What is a snowball?

[Almita]

It's a bird that is orange.

What is a shih tzu

[GreyhoundGirl]

A shih-tzu is the funky bobber things you can put on the end of your pencil. They come in a wide variety of shapes and colours such as blue rockets, black cats, yellow stars, gray dogs, GREY HOUNDS ( :p :D ) , Orange pumpkins* red-and-white candy canes* red-and-white sanas* brown turkeys*, colourful characters, gray clocks, beige wolves, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy birthday!, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy anniversairy!, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy new year!, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy thanksgiving!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Marry Christmas!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy hanaka!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Hoppy easter!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Ooopppsss! You're married now, you're going to regret that later!, multi-coloured ones that say: Enjoyable quanza*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy Victoria day!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy Valentines day!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy St-Patricks day!*, ones that are shaped like fruit they smell like fruit, too! like yellow bananas and orange oranges and red apples and pink watermelon and orange catelope, silver swords, red rubies, brown shields, brown jars of dirt (inside joke ;) ) shiney gold coins, black-and-white cows, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

* all holiday ones are naturally, sold only at that time of year.

Would that count as a run-on sentence? (hides from English teachers :p )




hmmmmm........... Are YOU dreaming? ( pretty wild imagination YOU have :p )

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, I'm not dreaming, I'm just having a bad head ache.

Which way is up?

[Almita]

Up is Southeast.

What is a bow?

[Dorothy39]

A "bow" is the finishing touch to any castastrophe~ ;)

(cookies look too browned? slap a bow on em, works for me ) :D


Do elves clean out the Reindeer Barns?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Sure! Where do you think "chocolate" chips come from? :D

Is Mrs. Claus a good cook?

[JALB]

Bump! (because I can't think of a good answer to the question... :o)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Ok, I'll ask a different question: Do frogs sing? :D

[Almita]

Yep, they always sing while they tap dance.

What is a christmas tree?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A Christmas tree is a holiday bush that everyone decorates for Easter.

What do you use sugar for?

[Almita]

I use sugar for my cellphone

What is a lamp used for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A lamp is used to play music cds.

How many apples do you need to make an apple pie?

[JALB]

You don't need any apples, just some oranges and bananas!

Who is today's Dog of the Day?

[Almita]

Jockomo's

What the "clarity" mean?

[kittycats_delight]

Clarity means a dark empty space

what is a smilie?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Clarity: The verb to do laundry.

Mom: Will you hurry up and do the clarity?!?!

Kid: Do the clarity yourself, you lazy bum!

Mom: you're grounded.

Kid: well, that sucks.

Mom: life's cruel, why should the after life be any different. (sorry, I'm a crazy pirate fan :p )

How do we tell different colours?

[Almita]

Clarity means a dark empty space

what is a smilie?


A smilie is a carrot

What is a ring?

[kittycats_delight]

a ring is something you use to tow a car


what does don't have a cow mean?

[Almita]

don't buy a cow at the circus


what does a cat do?

[kittycats_delight]

why a cat drives a car of course


where does milk come from?

[Almita]

It comes from the microwave.

How do you wash a car?

[kittycats_delight]

you take some mud and throw it on the windshield and turn on the wipers



why are wheels round?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because square ones make the ride too bumpy.

What is the Pet of the Day?

[Almita]

It's a where you buy a Pet everyday.

What is a printer used for?

[Dorothy39]

They make dandy Bread Boxes!!!


Short Bread Cookies, sliced Ham, cheese slices, pretzels dipped in chocolate....What else can we put on a Plate for Santa Claus? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Alkaseltzer and Rolaids???

What does Santa get for Christmas?

[Dorothy39]

(You're like a ringing Bell ~Moff~ :D )

What does Santa Get for Christmas?

This year, he gets a Cell Phone, at last. ( I could be Wrong, of course)


Does Santa Claus ever leave the "Wrong" gift :eek: at the "Wrong "House?

[Almita]

Yes once he gave my neighbor's dog a squeaky mouse toy.


What is water?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Water is that brown stuff plants grow in.

Do elves like to dance?

[Almita]

Yep their favorite dance is the tango.

What is a guitar pick?

[dogzr#1]

A game where guitars pick their favorite person in a crowd

What is a keyboard?

[Almita]

It is a board filled with keys.

what is pet talk?

[xcolbi]

pet talk is the colour you get when you mix purple with brown.


how old is santa claus?

[GreyhoundGirl]

He says to tell you that it's rude of you to ask, and that you'll be on his naughty list this year.

How does E-Mail work?

[xcolbi]

e-mail works like a turtle. slow and steady.

How many pages are in the Bible?

[Almita]

2 pages in the bible

What is a dog?

[xcolbi]

a dog is a 5-legged swamp creature that brings you money on your birthday.


How do you play basketball?

[Almita]

you hit the ball with a basket


what is painless?

[cassiesmom]

Painless is when you find the object you want at both K-Mart and Wal-Mart, but the one you saw at K-Mart costs more, so you buy it at Wal-Mart instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[cassiesmom]

Do kids still "soap up" their sled runners?


The kids do around here ... there is a kick-___ sledding hill about a 15-minute drive from my house ... Ivory works pretty well ... otherwise the runners don't slide well the first time they take the sled down the hill.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The chicken crossed the road to get to the party that was going on across the street.

What is Santa's favorite cookie?

[Dorothy39]

Stale Gingersnap Cookies~ He can't get enough of them~I bought a stash of them on sale this Spring!! :cool:

Does Santa still rely on Helicopter Transit when there is no snow on the ground? :eek:

[Almita]

No he uses a cow when there is no snow

what is a piano useful for?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To brush your teeth.

What is the hokey pokey?

[Almita]

its a pokey hockey stick.

what is scotch tape?

[cassiesmom]

What constitutes a constitutional? - A car, uncomfortable shoes or the lack of a path...

Do reindeer really know how to fly?

[GreyhoundGirl]

Yep, one thing most people don't know is santa can fly also. Who did you think taught the deer???

Who taught Santa?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Tinkerbell taught Santa how to fly and gave him a lifetime of fairy dust to use on the reindeer.

Does the Easter bunny fly?

[JALB]

Yeah, he uses his ears...

Why do we have computer mice?

[Dorothy39]

Because, our left hand has other tasks to accomplish~ :cool:

Why do some people have a dominate left hand? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

To keep the world from falling into a rut of boredom.

Do birds brush their teeth?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, Every single morning and right before roosting at night~


Do they wear festive scarves this time of year?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, they wear them all winter long to keep their little necks warm.

What do you do with a kumquat?

[Dorothy39]

I paint a little "Happy" face on it, till it looks sorta like Mae West~ :cool:

Other times, I buy a few kumquats for "Still Life Painting Models" :D

(they're fascinating to watch :o )

Angel Hair, silver Christmas Trees, gigantic tree lights and Bubble lights, Kraft Christmas Specials, Dessert Flower Cologne, portable transister radios, What else has disappeared from the Christmas Wishes? :rolleyes:

( this is a tough one, I know~ :D ) It's the Pet Talk version of "The Wrong Game~" :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

8 track tape players!!!

Is it true that no two snowflakes are alike? How do they know?

[Dorothy39]

It's all in the genes, that new DNA technology~ :eek: and, It's true!!!! :cool:

What happened to Ol Man Potter, the creep from the movie,"It's a Wonderful Life?"

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He became a Vegas Showgirl!!!

Do llamas really spit?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, but only when they are playing baseball.


How many spec are there in a *dash * of pepper?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

There are 800,521,482,579 but only on week days.

What does Santa do for fun?

[Dorothy39]

For *fun*, Santa travels to distant galaxies , when he's all done in ours!!! :eek:


Has Santa ever left any personal items behind~?(sets it down to gorge on cookies)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Well, he left a hankie he used to wipe crumbs off his mouth on the emply cookie plate. Does that count? :eek:

What size boots does Santa wear?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, a Hanky counts :D ( My Father almost caught Santa one year, wish I saved that piece of his Suit :cool: )

When he does wear Boots, they're a childrens' size 3~ But, I've heard a song titled "Barefoot Santa Claus" (walkin on the roof, without his boots) :eek:

So, your guess is as good as mine~


Who is in charge of cleaning up the Santa Claus suit, the sleigh , and tending to all of the harnesses~bells and the ol whip?

[Almita]

the easter bunny is.

what is an ipod?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

An ipod is what space aliens use to contact people on earth.

What is New Year's Eve?

[Almita]

It's a day where you get candy and eggs are everywhere!

What is water?

[Dorothy39]

Water? It's all about Tradition almita~( whispers secret)

What is Water? It's loose fragments of paper, tiny pieces no bigger than an atom.

I'm saving buckets of it this year, to throw onto my New Year Eve Guests at the stroke of Midnight!!!! ( 4 gallons so far :p )


Where is Father Time today?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dorothy remind me not to visit you this New Year's eve!!! ;)

Father time has gone fishing with the Easter bunny!!!

Does the Easter bunny wear clothes?

[Almita]

yep he sure does.

i never knew that was water! (heard whisper)

what is a jacket?

[Dorothy39]

Oh Lordy, You guys have just given me the giggles~ :D

( wait awhile--I'll catch my breath--- oh geez, another wave hits---- :D -------Oh Lordy-------- :D :D :D --

PHEW!!

What is a Jacket?


It's a very, very , very small coat. Chris Farley offered a great visual for the term "jacket"--- :p (Fat guy in a **Little Coat***) :D


What is a soda Jerk?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It's a jerk who steals your baking soda at Christmas cookie baking time!!!
What a cad!!!

What is cable tv?

[Almita]

cable tv is a toy that has the letters "t" and "v"

what is a microchip?

[Dorothy39]

a microchip is the smallest, wow, so tiny ---looks like a dot on the countertop- spec of chocolate~ Get with it when you spy a microchip!!! Most sitings are RARE!!! Lick your index finger and grab the tiny little chip !!!!

How old is Toto now? (you know of him, Dorothy's little Terrier)

[cassiesmom]

67? (How old would that make Toto in human years?)

Can I buy a vowel?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, you can only rent them.

Do skunks smile?

[Dorothy39]

Shunks *snear* ;) I doubt they know how to smile~

How long does it actually take for a Snail to cross the road? (why bother, huh)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

We don't know. The first one to ever do it is still crossing !!! It's been 3 years so far!!!

Why do turkeys have knobby knees?

[Dorothy39]

So they can keep their knee socks in from falling down~ I assume the *knobs* were put there for that reason~ Why else? :D


Do birds gather Christmas Tree Tinsel? If so~ What in the world do THEY do with that stuff?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Birds use tinsel to knit into socks for their kids. They just love shinny sockies!!!

What happened to all the uneaten fruitcake?

[Dorothy39]

What happened to all the uneaten fruitcake?


It makes a GREAT insulation against Winter Drafts!!!( I stuff it into the attic, yet, tell the sender how delicious it was :D )


If Neil Armstrong spit on the moons surface, is it still there? :cool:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, the moonmen use it as a fishin hole!!!

Is the moon really made of green cheese?

[Dorothy39]

Sorry to report this Bullitin~ It's not made of Green Cheese after all~ :eek:

This just in: The Moon is Made of "Earthly Dreams"~ Imagine that!!!
(Neil told me this secret :cool: )

So, how far have those *radio Waves * traveled since they were first transmitted? ( I think Mars missed out on Fibber McGee and Molly) :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Actually, the raido waves did not go anywhere. They have been trapped in the earth's atsmophere and are the real cause of global warming!!! :eek:

How old is the New Year's baby?

[Dorothy39]

Old enough to Vote :cool:


Where does Father Time go on January 1st?(poor fella, I hope he has some buddies to hang out with)

[Almita]

He goes to Jamaica.

What is the peace symbol like?

[xcolbi]

It looks like a chicken with it's head cut off.

How many songs are there in the world?

[Almita]

There are only 271 songs in the world.

What is Winter Break really like?

[DrKym]

winter Break is a crack in the sidewalk,

How many feathers are in a down pillow?

[Almita]

Wow haven't seen you around. Dr.Goodnow.

There are 143 feathers in a down pillow.

What does a car do?

[DrKym]

Nope but we are back, and glad to see all of you! I have spent the day catching up SO MUCH NEWS! hope all the holidays were blessed for all and wishing a GREAT new year to ALL! (kisses to karen paul donna and dorothy and Catty!) btw the answer is 42

what do lemon drops taste like?

[Almita]

That's great to hear!

lemon drops taste like coke.

what is a rope?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

leomon drops taste like boiled eggs!!!

good to have you back dr.

Are French fries really French?

[DrKym]

French fries are not French they are Venusian brought here by rabble rousers!

A rope is used to hold up roofs on yard sheds

How many lives do cats that are purple have?

[Almita]

They have 15 lives

What is a mouse really like?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A mouse is like a marshmallow; all soft and squishy.

What does a lime taste like?

[Almita]

lime tastes like noodles.

what is a computer?

[DrKym]

A box used to create endless paper piles of useless info!

What is the sum of 3+3 -6?

[Almita]

-24

What is the american flag colors?

[DrKym]

The Colors are Cat dog and Hamster of course silly!

What happens to an avon lady if you dont answer the door?

[Catty1]

You're a ding dong!

Why do cats move on all four legs?

[DrKym]

because if they walked on only 2 we would expect them to answer the avon lady knocking!

How many ppl really fit in VW bug?

[Dorothy39]

200 people can fit into a Volkswagon!!! :D


What is a miracle? What does that word really mean?

[cassiesmom]

A miracle is when 200 people fit into a Volkswagen ...

So, how are you?

[Dorothy39]

I'm all tangled up at the moment~ Playing The Wrong Game on Pet Talk can be a privledge~

What is a strait jacket?

[Almita]

it's wrinkly and worn out type of jacket.

what is an ipod?

[cassiesmom]

it's Steve Jobs' retirement fund multiplied by about a zillion ...

what's an iPod? (do the rules of the Wrong Game allow me to repeat the question and see what someone else's answer is?)

[cassiesmom]

Off the topic slightly ... a miracle (for me) is the answer I typed in to the question elsewhere on Pet Talk about your Top Ten of 2006 ... graduations, good health and a successful family reunion.

But, back to the question at hand:
what's an iPod?

[Dorothy39]

an ipod is a like a "poloroid swinger camera" all the go these days!!!

(Meet the Swinger, Polaroid Swinger)

So, what is a Satillite? :rolleyes:

[DrKym]

it is what i sit on after eating this holiday season!


who did toto love more..doroty or auntie Em?

[Dorothy39]

Well, after the big Blow -Out (To Oz and back) He hung out more with Auntie Em~ But, He really had the *Hots* for Miss Gulch's CAT!!!!!! :eek

(It's another Volume by L. Frank Baum~)



Little Betty Blue , Lost her Holiday shoe~ Where did she find it?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

In the mashed potatoes. Want some?

What is America's favorite pie flavor?

[Dorothy39]

Cow Pie~ Here, want some with the mashed potatoes? :D (Yum, Yum, eat it up!!!!)


How can you tell that the Cider has gone Hard?

[kittycats_delight]

because it runs just like water from a faucet.


How can you tell the difference between a tooth brush and a hair brush?

[Dorothy39]

:D Okay , I've now got a case of the Wild Giggles~ .................... :D

Lordy , this is the "Pet Talk Version "of "The Wrong Game"~ :D

I must answer, WRONG~ :eek:

A toothbrush has " Large Bristles"~ It's a must have in the Bathroom~

The Hair brush is the tiny little brush we use to give us a Bit of Sheen to that *One* Strain of Hair on Our Head !! It's the tiny little one~ Just to the right of the faucet~

What is Pet Dander?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Pet dander is that white flakey stuff people use for fake snow!!! (bet you thought it was instant potato flakes, eh?) ;)

Why does NY city drop a ball on New Year's eve? :eek:

[Dorothy39]

Of course, Momoffuuzzyfaces challenges our imagination on The Pet Talk Version of "The Wrong Game"

Because, No one ,on Earth, has really figured out how to "Lasso" The MOON!!! ;)

Who is Guy Lombardo?? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Guy Lombardo is the senior's version of Elvis.

Who changes the New Year babies diapers? They must really be full by now!

[Dorothy39]

That's a Job for Mother Nature!!!! ( Please leave me out of it :eek: ) :D

Oh Geez Moff~ :o That was quite a question!!!! :D


Where there any Alley Cats in Times Square last night?

[cassiesmom]

No alley cats in Times Square. Cool cats, fat cats, but no alley cats. Maybe the alley cats were on Broadway waiting for the musical to open again.

Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees?

[Dorothy39]

Why Yes, of course there was~ The Cheshire Cat~From Alice and Wonderland~ :D


Where does Puss N Boots do his shopping?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He does all his shopping on the Internet now. He can get great bargains plus it is delivered right to his door.

Does Puss N Boots still wear boots?

[Dorothy39]

Rarely, and only for Photo Shoots and advertisements~ Ever since He was talked into Getting" Declawed" :rolleyes:


Does Puss N Boots still get Hair balls stuck in his throat?

[mustlovedogs]

Of course not, everyone knows that Puss N Boots gets sunglasses stuck between his toes!

Do cats use litterboxes?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, they can use the People Potty now. They still have trouble remembering to flush though!!

What is kitty litter by the way?

[cassiesmom]

Kitty litter is all the trash you accumulate over the course of a week when a cat lives with you!

When a male uses the People Potty, do you give him a hard time if he forgets to put the seat down afterward?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, because I hate going "splash" in the middle of the night!!!

How many days until next Christmas?

[Dorothy39]

Any day now~ :cool: (Christmas could actually be tomorrow!!!! :eek: )

Was Connie Francis a Tall Woman?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Wasn't she the first 8 foot tall woman?

What are pop tarts?

[Dorothy39]

Gosh, I nearly forgot about those crazy things :eek: ~

Pop Tarts are the decorative accessory that are sent along with Fruit Cakes during the Holiday Season~


Has the Trix Rabbit ever had the chance to "taste" Trix Cereal yet?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, and he decided the kids were right; trix is for kids!!! It has too much sugar for him; makes him hyper.

Why did Yankee Doodle call the feather he stuck in his hat macaroni?

[Dorothy39]

I know the real answer, but I have to be wrong :D ~

Yankee Doodle didn't know his spoon from his fork, ate with his hands, and frequently coughed up "feathers" and Cheese!!! The Geese just hated him!!!!! :D :D :D

Did the Blue Fairy ever make fun of Pinnochio?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Everybody made fun of Pinnochino, even the wood carver!

Why do we put candles on birthday cakes?

[Dorothy39]

We value this tradition of playing lighted candles on Birthday Cakes because Flash lights take away from the decorations~

Why are keys still made of metal?

[Almita]

Because they ran out of cotton.

What is an ipod?

[Dorothy39]

I have to be wrong Almita~ :cool:

An ipod is The Newest" Snake Oil " for stiffling all the noise :p

Just a fancy "Ear Plug"

Where does all the old chewing gum go?

[Almita]

They go to the cell phone factory for the cell phones to be made.

What is Mother Of Pearl?

[Dorothy39]

Mother of Pearl you ask?

Her real name was Julilah Anne Judy Pearl Tiddledodd and, she named her only daughter,* Pearl~* :cool:

How many pages are there in a spiral notebook?( You must answer wrong) :cool:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

One million, eight hundred, sixty two and a half!!!

Who was Elvis?

[Dorothy39]

Elvis~ Hummm, now let me think :rolleyes:

Oh Yeah, He was the gangly "Water Boy" for the Green Bay Packers.


Do squirrels buy "fancy hair potions" for their Beautiful Tails?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No they sneak into horse stables and use the horses "Mane and Tail" shampoo! It works so good even humans use it!

Do squirrels ever forget where they bury nuts?

[DrKym]

Never they have detailed maps that they keep in bird feeders.

How many squirrels does it take to make a nut case?

[Dorothy39]

One squirrel can finish up a *nut case* in just 20 minutes!!

Do squirrels communicate with their tails? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

No, they use cell phones like the rest of us!!! beep beep beeeeep beep

Do they still make soap on a rope?

[Dorothy39]

You mean, Squirrels made all those Soap on a Rope necklaces? :eek: :D


yes, I think they do, ( So!!! that explains all the little teeth marks around the edges)

What color is Lifebuoy Soap?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Lifebouy soap is orange with purple stripes and pink spots. A real attention getter, it is!!!

What are squirrels favorite types of nuts?

[Dorothy39]

You had to ask "that" question~ I have to answer "it" ~WRONG~ :D


Cashews~ It's sickning when they go on Sale around here!!!! All the Chattering!!!



Who is Barker Bill~ and, Where is his Circus performing now?

[DrKym]

Barker Bill is a Well Known Cat, Named for the fact that He sell Snake oil on the evangalist revivial circle for Pizza with Cheese religion. He has since retired from the Circus after finding Pepperonii (sorry to break the news)

What color is the bottom of a polar bears foot?

[Almita]

The colour of a Polar Bear's foot is orange. Because it's too hot where they live.

What is the average of cows being milked?

[DrKym]

They average a size 14. some a bit thinner some a bit bigger.

how many ducks does it take to make a considered Quack Judgement?

[Dorothy39]

Am I playing the Wrong Game with Groucho Marz? :D

We're talkin Ducks Now?~ (Duck Soup anyone? :p )

I'd say........3 or 4 Ducklings( all in a row) ought to do it!!!!


I could be wrong you know~


Do Lawyers chew gum?

[Almita]

yep just like baseball players.


what is bread?

[xcolbi]

Bread is a virus that gives you bad headaches and a runny nose.

How do you play Twister?

[Dorothy39]

It's a term to descibe "littering"~ As in, Look at all the bread those people threw away, tisk, tisk, tisk..........



Deviled Hawk eggs, fried crawdad, possem gizzards, what else does Granny Clampett fix at her Bed and Breakfast? :D (Hey,it's Friday guys)

[GreyhoundGirl]

She also "fixes" male dogs. :rolleyes: They find it rude of you to ask.

When does the clock strike 12?

[Dorothy39]

The clock strikes 12 when it's actually 13 o'clock!!! :eek: (Hickory , Dickory, Dock~ :cool

Can a fly on the wall keep a secret? :o

[DrKym]

Flies cannot keep secrets and therefore have banned by the NSA as secret agents!

what is frosting and did I eat mine? everyone else is Frosted? does that mean I am not a flake? I wanna be a Frosted Flake!

How many peanuts are in jar of peanut Butter?

[Dorothy39]

There's only 5 peanuts in that Jar!!!! ( sad, isn't it)

What is a Frosted Flake? (Tony Tiger holds the secret) :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Frosted flakes are cornflakes iced with chocolate!!! YUMMY!!! :D

When do pigs fly?

[GreyhoundGirl]

When they've been hired to deliver the mail. It's much quicker than walking, you know!

Can you train pugs to run as fast as greyhounds?

[DrKym]

Actually No, Pigs cannot run that fast due to the fact that their wings slow them down...until they become airborne and thats not running at that point it's coasting.............


How many Greyhounds can fit on a bus?

[GreyhoundGirl]

On a bus? well, they'd go flying off once the bus starts moving, so I wouldn't put ANY up there. :p But I have to answer wrong, so how bout... 2851. (don't ask where that number came from)

How many sheets are there in the average notepad?

[Dorothy39]

I know, I know ( D39 raises her hand eagerly)

There's 2,580 pages in an average notepad~

Which animal is faster, a Greyhound or a Cheetah? :eek:

[GreyhoundGirl]

most lickely the hippo. They've got the body and ll the things to help them do double-sespention gallop. ;)

How do you spell yay, yea, yeah, ya,ect?

[Dorothy39]

I always consult my Book of Spells when it comes to that word~


Owls often cough up a "mouse carcass,(I've heard this is really true)~ :D

So, why do Owls eat mice in the first place?

[DrKym]

To raid them of their CIA knowledge of course Dotty!


How many Mice played in Cats?

[Dorothy39]

One, and such crafty little mouse was he , sneering and wringing his pink little paws~


What ever became of Templeton, that crafty Ol Rat from Charlotte's Web?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He owns the farm now and is raising cane!

What is a belly button for?

[DrKym]

To store spare lint for campfire making of course!

Why do dogs have dewclaws?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They use dewclaws to measure how tall grass is. When it reaches their dewclaws, it needs to be mowed!!!

How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike?

[GreyhoundGirl]

when they melt they become one, so naturally, 2 are one, therefor they are alike. Infact, they have identical DNA. :eek:

how much do ice-fishing huts sell for in mexico?

[Dorothy39]

In American dollars~ The exchange is .75 :cool:

It's the shipping and handing that bothers me :eek: I'm not going to order mine now!!!

Does anyone know if there are **Floatable **Ice Fishing Huts? :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Does anyone know if there are **Floatable **Ice Fishing Huts? :D

Yes, they are called "rafts".

Does the Easter bunny have helpers or does he color all those eggs himself?

[DrKym]

His chickens are trained to lay them already decorated.

How tall is Santa?

[cassiesmom]

How tall is Santa? 11 feet, 2 inches.

What happens to igloos when they start to melt?

[DrKym]

They are served on Thursdays in our bar as Slushies! :eek: :p

How many times can will you check the door when waiting for a package?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Around 400 unless it comes early and puts me out of my misery.

What does it mean if someone sends you roses?

[Dorothy39]

It means they "wrote down the wrong address" :D , and, they'll just have to suffer!!! Cause, The Roses are Mine now!! so there!!! :p

Why did the Queen of Hearts insist on Painting the Roses RED? :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because red roses are a sign of love. The queen of hearts was so mean that was the only way she would ever get any!!!

What is play doh?

[Dorothy39]

That's what I call running out of Baking Soda, just when You've started making a batch of Cookies~


What is Glass Wax? :confused:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Glass wax is the wax you use on your legs - makes them smooth as glass (never mind the PAIN).

What is spaghetti?

[Dorothy39]

Spagetti is a Great Laundry Booster!!!(Just add a cup to every load and you'll notice a difference, trust me!!!)

What do you think might happen if a Banana Peel was thrown into a line of Chorus Girls?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

It would be high kicked to the moon. Wouldn't the moony men be surprised? :eek:

Why are bananas yellow?

[Dorothy39]

The yellow ones are the good ones~ but as soon as you bring them home, they go bad~and, they " can " become evil (Just be sure to keep your matches in the freezer, okay) :cool:


Can spiders tap dance?

[cassiesmom]

Absolutely! They just need teeny little tap shoes.

When a penguin goes to a casual dining restaurant, does he feel overdressed?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Naw, they just put on blue jeans and a cowboy hat and blend right in!

Can cats really see ghosts?

[Dorothy39]

According to my Mother-in-law, nope~ They're useless when the spooks show up!!!

Does a bird read the news print that is placed on the bottom of the cage?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, and they really love pooping on some of the articles they read.

What is a mug?

[Dorothy39]

A mug is a footprint ~ It gives away your shoe size~


How long is a standard roll of 35mm film?

[cassiesmom]

How long is a standard roll of 35mm film? It's one photograph shorter than it needs to be :(


What happens to all the stairs when they reach the top of the escalator?

[zoey]

they float away and become the stairway to heaven.

What was your ex boyfriend's most annoying habit?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Dating other girls while we were engaged! Oh, wait - this is supposed to Wrong!!! Well, in that case - nothing he was a saint! :eek: (excuse me while I go barf) :D

Why is snow so cold?

[zoey]

Snow is so cold, so snowmen can wear coats.
Ever see a snowman in a bikini? :cool:
What color should i paint the walls in my office?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Lime green!!! My middle room is that color and it's really cheerful!!!

What are lima beans?

[Dorothy39]

Lime green!!! My middle room is that color and it's really cheerful!!!

What are lima beans?

They are the big, round beans, in our favorite chili recipes~ :cool:

What color are Lima Beans :rolleyes:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They are neon orange with glow in the dark green spots! Hard to lose those little suckers!!! They can make bathroom time real entertaining!!! :eek:

What do you do with an egg plant?

[zoey]

You feed it to the hens, to help them produce, of course.
Why are some eggs brown?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The brown eggs are chocolate!

Does it ever snow in summer?

[Dorothy39]

The brown eggs are chocolate!

Does it ever snow in summer?
Where is "Summer" located? :confused: :D

I can't find it in my Atlas!!!! :o (However, I think that it probably Snows there)

When a Dog chases its own tail, what does it do when it catches it?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

He plays jump rope with it.

Why do cows moo?

[Almita]

because they want to go to the moovies

what is a pumpkin seed?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A pumpkin seed is a little gem that is found inside pumpkins. Forest animals use them for jewelery!

What is a comet?

[Dorothy39]

You're not going to believe what a "comet" is~ :eek:


They are very "swift and powerful" birds~ smaller then a Hummingbird~ and can move so quick, you don't even see them!!!

However~

They do leave faint foot prints behind, in the snow!!!


How does one photograph a Comet? :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You say "Cheese", point the camera and shoot and hope for the best!


Why do animals have different color noses?

[Dorothy39]

That's a tough one~ :rolleyes: ..........................

Only Noah knows the "Wrong answer" to that question. ;)


Rabbit tracks, bird tracks, deer tracks, train tracks...what else is left behind when it snows?

[DrKym]

Their noses are different colors for grocery coupon day at the local dollar store! EVERYONE knows that :rolleyes:

8 tracks are also left behind when it snows, along with some cassetes of Donna Summer..............

Why do Dr.s have couches in their exam rooms?

[Dorothy39]

Where else can one hide their "crackers"? :rolleyes:


What would happen to us if we didn't have The Moon? :eek: ( I mean, could we still giggle?)

[DrKym]

We could giggle but not eat Jell-O as Jell-o is actually a moon based dessert. :(

What color is lemon yellow? and does it go with Butter Yellow?

[Dorothy39]

Lemon yellow is a drabby hue of yellow, while Butter Yellow is a bit on the green side of the color wheel~ They're both sickning in my opinion~ :D

Tocan Sam sells Fruit Loops , Cocoa Puff's Cuckoo Bird is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs, .....Does Dry Breakfast Cereal cause people to go crazy?

[DrKym]

Dry cereal is used for mass annihalation of ant farms in little boys rooms, it has been a Military weapon for a long time now.


What flavor is Watermelon?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Watermelon tasts just like chocolate!!! :)

What do you do with squash?

[cassiesmom]

What do you do with squash? - Compare it to racquetball (since I don't know how to play either)

Why does a football have that particular shape?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Because footballs really want to be eggs and that shape is as close as they can get.

Do birds eat watermelon?

[Dorothy39]

Yes Mam, they do~ But what surprises me is, they spit out the seeds :eek:



Why do we call all facial tissue "Kleenix"? Why don't we call them Puffs? :confused:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Gosh, we call them tissues or hankies in my house! What is wrong with the rest of you all? Do you like paying that company royalties when you say that word? :eek: It's like when you sing "Happy Birthday" you are supposed to pay off the person who wrote that song! Now aren't you sorry you asked? :D

How far can a monkey spit watermelon seeds?

[cassiesmom]

clear across the room to the Xerox machine!

Why do we refer to every photocopy machine as a Xerox, even if that's not its brand?

[Dorothy39]

You mean, they're not all Xerox machines? :D

Where do old and rusty shopping carts end up?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

At every grocery store in my town!!!

Do pigs tap dance?

[Dorothy39]

At every grocery store in my town!!!

Do pigs tap dance?

First of all~ Thanks for the " giggle attack"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh Lordy~~~~

My answer? NO

Pigs just HOOF it!! ( no tap shoes required :o ) They were Born to TAP DANCE!!! :cool:

Can a Frog really play a "fiddle"?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Yes, a froggie can play the fiddle and he can "go a courtin' " too! :D

Do snails have feet?

[Dorothy39]

Yes, by Gum, they do have feet!!! I've seen snails that can even :eek:

leave 3 feet behind!!!

When Froggie went a Courtin~ what else was by his side? :o ( you've got to be *wrong*, of course)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

His pet snail named Boo!!! Took them a while to get to his girls house though!

Are there really any purple cows?
"I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one." :D

[Dorothy39]

Yes~ There are PURPLE COWS!!!

Remember this one?( I know it by heart :p )

Grampa dropped his glasses once, in a pot of dye~

And when he put them on again~ he saw a Purple Sky :D

( so, of course, Gramps saw those Purple Cows too!!! :D ) Yeah, I'm giggling ~~~~~~ You all know me now~~~~ :cool:

The next question on the" Pet Talk" version of The Wrong Game is:


Simple Simon, Little Bo Peep, Wee Willie Winkie, Little Boy Blue, --Now--Who did Mother Goose leave out? :rolleyes:

[Almita]

mary jack!

What is the muse???

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A muse is what you are when something tickles you until you giggle. As in "the joke a mused me".

What are balloons filled with?

[cassiesmom]

In my experiences with balloons they are empty inside. When I've popped one, all I've been left with is pieces of broken balloon.


Why do they call it rush hour when everyone is driving so slow?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They hope that by calling it rush hour, people will take the hint and speed up.

What is happy hour?

[Dorothy39]

That would be the 60 minutes between the time that "all bills are Paid" and "the next batch arrives"



Why is it important to close the cover on a book of matches before striking(*Close Cover Before Striking*) :eek:

[momoffuzzyfaces]

So the other matches won't see what you are doing and run screaming from the room.

Just which end IS up?

[Dorothy39]

So the other matches won't see what you are doing and run screaming from the room.

Just which end IS up?


I've got to be WRONG in answering this question~ :rolleyes:

Which End is UP? There seems to be no End in sight~ :eek:


How can you tell when a Camel is thirsty?

[cassiesmom]

When you can see the sand at the bottom of the pond at the oasis, your camel isn't thirsty anymore.

What is a deafening silence?

[Dorothy39]

A stereo playing FULL BLAST!!!!


What does Neil Armstrong eat for Breakfast? :D

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Escargot and prune juice! Want some?

Do goats really eat tin cans?

[Dorothy39]

No, Goats actually prefer lawn chairs and have a fondness for , dynamite :D


How long can salt be stored in the pantry? Is it okay to eat salt that is over 20 years old? :eek:

[cassiesmom]

yes, but you probably want to immerse it with some escargot in a tin can filled with prune juice first, though...


why are there so many SEAgulls in the parking lot of the local big-box retailer in the summertime? Oughtn't they be called TARGETgulls, then?

[Catty1]

Then how would you SEE them? :D

My question in a NEW thread coming up!

http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthread.php?p=1727234#post1727234